Bill Chopik
@chops310.bsky.social
Associate Professor of Social/Personality Psychology at Michigan State University
My opinions do not reflect the views and opinions of my employer.
Chopiklab.com
My opinions do not reflect the views and opinions of my employer.
Chopiklab.com
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always "spam risk" never "friendship opportunity"
November 22, 2025 at 10:11 PM
always "spam risk" never "friendship opportunity"
A student once called me "f*ckface"
November 23, 2025 at 1:19 AM
A student once called me "f*ckface"
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*gets insulted* wow wait till I google what that means.
November 21, 2025 at 12:02 AM
*gets insulted* wow wait till I google what that means.
New Hinge profile idea: you tell your family you're celebrating Thanksgiving with my family; I tell my family I'm celebrating with yours. We just stay in and watch Bobs Burgers.
November 15, 2025 at 9:26 PM
New Hinge profile idea: you tell your family you're celebrating Thanksgiving with my family; I tell my family I'm celebrating with yours. We just stay in and watch Bobs Burgers.
Dress for the job you want
November 12, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Dress for the job you want
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yes yes we all know about the Edmund Fitzgerald, rest her soul, but did you know about the ship laden with explosives that sank in the mouth of the Thames in 1944 and could explode at any minute and which attempts to disarm keep failing
November 11, 2025 at 3:12 PM
yes yes we all know about the Edmund Fitzgerald, rest her soul, but did you know about the ship laden with explosives that sank in the mouth of the Thames in 1944 and could explode at any minute and which attempts to disarm keep failing
Throwback to my best office set up
November 11, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Throwback to my best office set up
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my face when i’m absolutely enjoying the hell out of a podcast
November 8, 2025 at 5:15 PM
my face when i’m absolutely enjoying the hell out of a podcast
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now why would i accomplish a four minute task now when i can agonize over it for the next six months
November 3, 2025 at 2:01 PM
now why would i accomplish a four minute task now when i can agonize over it for the next six months
The size of this ketchup bottle is not helping the warped self-image of me being a giant.
November 2, 2025 at 10:59 PM
The size of this ketchup bottle is not helping the warped self-image of me being a giant.
Students: Trick or Treat!
Me: Life is completely fair and a perfect meritocracy.
Students: AHHH!! Treat instead!
Me: Here are some raisins.
Me: Life is completely fair and a perfect meritocracy.
Students: AHHH!! Treat instead!
Me: Here are some raisins.
November 1, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Students: Trick or Treat!
Me: Life is completely fair and a perfect meritocracy.
Students: AHHH!! Treat instead!
Me: Here are some raisins.
Me: Life is completely fair and a perfect meritocracy.
Students: AHHH!! Treat instead!
Me: Here are some raisins.
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A kid just made this face when he saw we had king size candy bars
a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a wall with a globe on it .
Alt: Ben Wyatt’s excited WHOA face when Leslie gave him the throne from Game of Thrones
media.tenor.com
October 31, 2025 at 11:53 PM
A kid just made this face when he saw we had king size candy bars
You're not gonna believe who I just found.
October 31, 2025 at 3:51 PM
You're not gonna believe who I just found.
I'm trying to convince my grad students to put this into a lab presentation for undergraduate students.
October 30, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I'm trying to convince my grad students to put this into a lab presentation for undergraduate students.
October 16, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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We wanted to know what it was like to own a Cybertruck. So @zoeschiffer.bsky.social went to the desert got this absolutely amazing quotes (and Michelle Groskopf took the pictures!) www.wired.com/story/owning...
October 16, 2025 at 11:24 AM
We wanted to know what it was like to own a Cybertruck. So @zoeschiffer.bsky.social went to the desert got this absolutely amazing quotes (and Michelle Groskopf took the pictures!) www.wired.com/story/owning...