Brandi, you're a fine ghoul 👻🎃🦇
@chloedancing.bsky.social
Intrepid traveler, inveterate reader, lover of all things weird and wonderful. Currently in the wind.
This, from a guy who already doesn't take care of his kids. If I roll my eyes any harder, they'll fall out of my head.
Bro! If you don't want to take care of your kids - don't have them! It's not complicated.
Bro! If you don't want to take care of your kids - don't have them! It's not complicated.
Isn't this a telling aspiration? To want robots to look after your kids, so you can do stuff, rather than robots to do stuff, so you can spend time with your kids?
The darkness inside these shrivelled men must be like a gaping unfillable void.
The darkness inside these shrivelled men must be like a gaping unfillable void.
January 22, 2026 at 6:28 PM
This, from a guy who already doesn't take care of his kids. If I roll my eyes any harder, they'll fall out of my head.
Bro! If you don't want to take care of your kids - don't have them! It's not complicated.
Bro! If you don't want to take care of your kids - don't have them! It's not complicated.
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Lil' comic about hope and longing 💗
January 21, 2026 at 6:11 AM
Lil' comic about hope and longing 💗
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Lord of the Rings toy ad from 1979
July 16, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Lord of the Rings toy ad from 1979
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🖼️ Winter Trees at Night (also known as Moonlight) by Eyvind Earle.
January 17, 2026 at 9:49 AM
🖼️ Winter Trees at Night (also known as Moonlight) by Eyvind Earle.
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“No one really dies, they just drop their physical body, and we’ll all meet again, like the song says. It’s sad, but it’s not devastating if you think like that. It’s a continuum, and we’re all going to be fine at the end of the story.”
~ David Lynch - January 20, 1946 - January 16, 2025
#filmsky
~ David Lynch - January 20, 1946 - January 16, 2025
#filmsky
January 16, 2026 at 9:10 PM
“No one really dies, they just drop their physical body, and we’ll all meet again, like the song says. It’s sad, but it’s not devastating if you think like that. It’s a continuum, and we’re all going to be fine at the end of the story.”
~ David Lynch - January 20, 1946 - January 16, 2025
#filmsky
~ David Lynch - January 20, 1946 - January 16, 2025
#filmsky
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The first mistake the girl made was to destroy the soot-dimmed tapestry (in which the world inverted could be seen) — but could you, sweet reader, have acted more wisely?
January 16, 2026 at 9:41 PM
The first mistake the girl made was to destroy the soot-dimmed tapestry (in which the world inverted could be seen) — but could you, sweet reader, have acted more wisely?
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Railroad Sunset, 1929 #edwardhopper #newrealism
January 12, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Railroad Sunset, 1929 #edwardhopper #newrealism
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No darkness lasts forever. And even there, there are stars.
~
Ursula K. Le Guin
~
Ursula K. Le Guin
January 8, 2026 at 4:00 AM
No darkness lasts forever. And even there, there are stars.
~
Ursula K. Le Guin
~
Ursula K. Le Guin
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…it should break your heart to kill.
January 8, 2026 at 4:02 AM
…it should break your heart to kill.
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Imagine someone illegally abducting your nation’s leader and taking them away. Must be nice.
January 3, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Imagine someone illegally abducting your nation’s leader and taking them away. Must be nice.
Putting this on repeat
January 3, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Putting this on repeat
Ooh, adding this to my reading plans for 2026!
If you're a writer or other creator with a stack of unread nonfiction you bought for research, my Worldbuilder's Book Club reading challenge is back for 2026 with twelve prompts to help you deepen different aspects of your created worlds!
(StoryGraph challenge and printable zine links below!)
(StoryGraph challenge and printable zine links below!)
January 1, 2026 at 8:30 AM
Ooh, adding this to my reading plans for 2026!
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Happy New Year, Bluesky.
January 1, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Happy New Year, Bluesky.
Go camping at some nearby dark sky parks when something astronomically significant is happening.
Maybe try ham radio, just for fun.
Make time for art, something I used to love but stopped doing because life got in the way, or I lost my spark, or other hobbies took over that space. But I miss it!
Maybe try ham radio, just for fun.
Make time for art, something I used to love but stopped doing because life got in the way, or I lost my spark, or other hobbies took over that space. But I miss it!
okay let's do a thread of FUN ONLY, no-stress, low-stakes New Year's Resolutions that are designed not to make you become a Better™️ Person™️ but purely to increase the amount of happiness in your life in 2026
I'm going to learn Polish folk embroidery and I want to DM at least a one-shot of something
I'm going to learn Polish folk embroidery and I want to DM at least a one-shot of something
December 31, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Go camping at some nearby dark sky parks when something astronomically significant is happening.
Maybe try ham radio, just for fun.
Make time for art, something I used to love but stopped doing because life got in the way, or I lost my spark, or other hobbies took over that space. But I miss it!
Maybe try ham radio, just for fun.
Make time for art, something I used to love but stopped doing because life got in the way, or I lost my spark, or other hobbies took over that space. But I miss it!
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"its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do" is one of my all time favorite tweets, but as a public service I share this tumblr collection of the entire 26-tweet reply chain it was part of (courtesy of haywire4) www.tumblr.com/haywire4/173...
![mikefossey: Check this shit out motherfucker [I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do]
DinkMagic: Ever seen this before [I throw my hat like a frisbee 10 feet away and jump over near it]
mikefossey: [I run down a flight of stairs, stop at the second to last step, I pause, and then I jump the last two steps. I do not land it]
DinkMagic: [i throw a grape up in the air and open my mouth but i get scared that i breathed in some fluff and start choking violently]
mikefossey: [I'm doing a mime act where I pretend to pull on a rope but I somehow accidentally grab a real rope and I pull myself off stage]
DinkMagic: [im cooking an omelette and i flip the pan and snatch the omelette out of the air with my hand burning myself] tadaa](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jir6yritppwxbc3wy6mdbngv/bafkreicpeii4u2iirkgscaerpb5tltbs4ohykg2obbvchzo56pjzo4juie@jpeg)
![mikefossey: [I kick some dust at a guy after losing an argument but the dust flies up into my mouth and I cough so hard I barf]
DinkMagic: [my friend says im going to the store toss me your keys but i see a strange bird and instead throw my wallet in the ditch]
mikefossey: [guy passes me on the highway and flips me off, I throw a full cup of coffee at my own windshield and it spills all over the car]
DinkMagic: [i toss an apple into my elbow-pit to bounce it back out but i miss and try to bite it out of the air but bite my tongue]
mikefossey: [I try to throw a beer can into the recycle but it hits the trash can instead and it's still mostly full so it knocks it over]
DinkMagic: [2 girls are arguing i say here let me solve this and i flip a gold coin i bought on ebay so hard it breaks a fluorescent tube](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jir6yritppwxbc3wy6mdbngv/bafkreid5fec634tvopl2nybom2l7yrys7hrqbgrpq5gneukqiwt3zm44qu@jpeg)
![mikefossey: [I ask the guy at the store to recommend me a beer and he talks to me for 23 minutes before he realizes i think beer is wine]
DinkMagic: [i ask to be excused from dinner to do homework & then phone my mom because i broke my wrist playing street fighter at 7-11]
mikefossey: [I bite a gold coin to see if it's real, but it's chocolate. I try to play it cool and eat the whole thing without unwrapping it]
DinkMagic: [a teams softball rolls near me] i got this my friends a cuban pitcher [i throw the ball into the back of my own head & faint]
mikefossey: Here, let me park for you, Im really good at parallel parking [i walk over to the driver side and slam my dick in the car door]
DinkMagic: [i testify under oath that i thought a mortgage was a special kind of measuring tape]
mikefossey: [I'm cracking my knuckles and limbering up to fight but then a guy who's on his way to another fight accidentally knocks me over]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jir6yritppwxbc3wy6mdbngv/bafkreihgywpjsvklyn2mdkfnvn2e4rknldwwa6brmtfkfkrpimkjj76tp4@jpeg)
![DinkMagic: [i ask the butcher for two pounds of boneless chicken Brent]
mikefossey: [at a dinner party I lean on the grand piano while telling a story, but the lid is open and I fall into it, hitting every string]
DinkMagic: [i get anxious at a fancy bar and order a martini and then say "could you imagine if this was soup" to no one really loud]
mikefossey: I try to open a beer with a lighter but I shatter the bottle and cut my hand, and also light my shirt on fire with the lighter]
DinkMagic: [i ride up on my new dirtbike revving it, and set the kickstand down on my own foot and start crying]
mikefossey: [I get water up my nose while I'm doing the dishes and knock my glasses into the garbage disposal when I go to rub my nose]
DinkMagic: [i get angry that I got confused & told an Italian that pizza came from Russia I drive to little Caesars & throw a stone at it](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jir6yritppwxbc3wy6mdbngv/bafkreifw77g6afsgy7rhshwknw4kcdgujwj4al6ymbwiawohrn6wc5hpme@jpeg)
December 26, 2024 at 9:16 PM
"its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do" is one of my all time favorite tweets, but as a public service I share this tumblr collection of the entire 26-tweet reply chain it was part of (courtesy of haywire4) www.tumblr.com/haywire4/173...
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You also know this little dipshit robostapler won’t even work right — you’ll flinch and reach for a pen and it’ll wheel up and beg for your attention. It’ll staple your hand. It’ll get jammed and shit loose staples. It’ll bark right-wing propaganda and tell you how to build a suitcase nuke.
December 30, 2025 at 3:19 PM
You also know this little dipshit robostapler won’t even work right — you’ll flinch and reach for a pen and it’ll wheel up and beg for your attention. It’ll staple your hand. It’ll get jammed and shit loose staples. It’ll bark right-wing propaganda and tell you how to build a suitcase nuke.
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This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.
August 13, 2025 at 6:06 AM
This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.
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One of the best to ever do it
December 30, 2025 at 2:09 PM
One of the best to ever do it
Really need to get out of bed and go to work, but I am trapped. Don't send help, I am resigned to my fate.
December 29, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Really need to get out of bed and go to work, but I am trapped. Don't send help, I am resigned to my fate.
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The map's form: architecture
It shows: escape
Its purpose: to triangulate
It shows: escape
Its purpose: to triangulate
December 29, 2025 at 4:39 AM
The map's form: architecture
It shows: escape
Its purpose: to triangulate
It shows: escape
Its purpose: to triangulate
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Knives out: the upper middle class are squabbling vicious children who do not deserve their inheritance
Glass onion: the new elite are the stupidest murderous cunts alive and deserve your scorn
Wake up dead man: those preaching anger as salvation are leading you to death, hope and kindness matter
Glass onion: the new elite are the stupidest murderous cunts alive and deserve your scorn
Wake up dead man: those preaching anger as salvation are leading you to death, hope and kindness matter
December 28, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Knives out: the upper middle class are squabbling vicious children who do not deserve their inheritance
Glass onion: the new elite are the stupidest murderous cunts alive and deserve your scorn
Wake up dead man: those preaching anger as salvation are leading you to death, hope and kindness matter
Glass onion: the new elite are the stupidest murderous cunts alive and deserve your scorn
Wake up dead man: those preaching anger as salvation are leading you to death, hope and kindness matter
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