chloe
@chle0patra.bsky.social
I met god at 7/11.
Interests include rescue cats and Pittsburgh.
She/her
Interests include rescue cats and Pittsburgh.
She/her
Good news I made it back to work and to my doctors appointment today after recovering from the plague
January 20, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Good news I made it back to work and to my doctors appointment today after recovering from the plague
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PMDD says that it’s time for the crippling anxiety and fear to make its home in my chest. Let’s take some Pepcid about it.
January 18, 2026 at 1:47 AM
PMDD says that it’s time for the crippling anxiety and fear to make its home in my chest. Let’s take some Pepcid about it.
Gisele Fetterman absolutely staunchly refusing to post John is really something. Divorce him already.
January 16, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Gisele Fetterman absolutely staunchly refusing to post John is really something. Divorce him already.
This is the sickest I have ever been in my adult life and I would pay good money to feel better at this point. Why is there so much mucus
January 15, 2026 at 7:06 PM
This is the sickest I have ever been in my adult life and I would pay good money to feel better at this point. Why is there so much mucus
If you think you need to go to the Emergency Room in Pittsburgh this week you should think about it again because we’ve got hallway beds at the nurses station
January 9, 2026 at 9:54 PM
If you think you need to go to the Emergency Room in Pittsburgh this week you should think about it again because we’ve got hallway beds at the nurses station
Is it normal for me to feel like vomiting every time I read the news or
January 9, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Is it normal for me to feel like vomiting every time I read the news or
My dishwasher breaking is not a major life problem but is just inconvenient enough it might put me over the edge
January 8, 2026 at 6:06 PM
My dishwasher breaking is not a major life problem but is just inconvenient enough it might put me over the edge
So the President is still a pedophile. Nobody is going to do anything about that or about how he kidnapped another president on Saturday, and also they’re going to keep letting him talk about invading Greenland. Also suddenly nobody can remember a time before ICE existed to kidnap and murder people.
January 7, 2026 at 11:44 PM
So the President is still a pedophile. Nobody is going to do anything about that or about how he kidnapped another president on Saturday, and also they’re going to keep letting him talk about invading Greenland. Also suddenly nobody can remember a time before ICE existed to kidnap and murder people.
My grandfather’s kids are being extremely insane and uncool about his impending death and making everything far more complicated than it ever needed to be, on top of the fact that he is still dying.
January 5, 2026 at 11:43 PM
My grandfather’s kids are being extremely insane and uncool about his impending death and making everything far more complicated than it ever needed to be, on top of the fact that he is still dying.
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the American opioid crisis is almost entirely the work of Purdue Pharmaceuticals and the Sackler family of murderous profiteers, but because Americans can't imagine anything being their fault, we've invaded Venezuela over it
January 3, 2026 at 5:16 PM
the American opioid crisis is almost entirely the work of Purdue Pharmaceuticals and the Sackler family of murderous profiteers, but because Americans can't imagine anything being their fault, we've invaded Venezuela over it
The Quakers were right about gambling
“What appears to be a newly created account appeared to invest $30,000 Friday in Maduro's exit. After Maduro went into custody Saturday morning, that same investor netted $436,759.61.”
Someone made $400K by predicting Maduro's capture. Here's what happened
The winnings come as the rules governing prediction markets are still evolving.
www.axios.com
January 3, 2026 at 9:18 PM
The Quakers were right about gambling
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I'm getting mixed messages about what is okay to do to presidents
January 3, 2026 at 3:50 PM
I'm getting mixed messages about what is okay to do to presidents
This year started with my mom spending a month in the hospital with pancreatitis and proceeded to her having her gallbladder removed, being put on a feeding tube twice, almost dying of sepsis, developing a spleen injury, and spending more than 8 weeks on a locked ward in a nursing home
December 30, 2025 at 2:42 PM
This year started with my mom spending a month in the hospital with pancreatitis and proceeded to her having her gallbladder removed, being put on a feeding tube twice, almost dying of sepsis, developing a spleen injury, and spending more than 8 weeks on a locked ward in a nursing home
Things that really should have given me the hint that I’m autistic as hell: the two different apps I use to track my mood and third app to track my sleep and fourth app to track my reading
December 29, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Things that really should have given me the hint that I’m autistic as hell: the two different apps I use to track my mood and third app to track my sleep and fourth app to track my reading
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In America, where irony is dead, a hotel chain uses a policy denying shelter to local people, for fear of accidentally housing homeless persons…
To deny a reservation to the author of a much-lauded book on how American economic unfairness forces working people into homelessness.
To deny a reservation to the author of a much-lauded book on how American economic unfairness forces working people into homelessness.
A Hampton Inn in Asheville just canceled my family's reservation because our address (incorrectly) showed Asheville—and the hotel bars locals within 50 miles.
When I asked why, they said, "because of our homeless population," adding that most hotels here have similar policies.
This is outrageous.
When I asked why, they said, "because of our homeless population," adding that most hotels here have similar policies.
This is outrageous.
December 29, 2025 at 2:46 AM
In America, where irony is dead, a hotel chain uses a policy denying shelter to local people, for fear of accidentally housing homeless persons…
To deny a reservation to the author of a much-lauded book on how American economic unfairness forces working people into homelessness.
To deny a reservation to the author of a much-lauded book on how American economic unfairness forces working people into homelessness.
Why has every streaming service decided to hide my “continue watching” section behind all of the new and “recommended” sections
December 28, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Why has every streaming service decided to hide my “continue watching” section behind all of the new and “recommended” sections
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i just did it all scared
What gave you courage in 2025?
December 27, 2025 at 5:22 PM
i just did it all scared
My cat has learned that he can scratch at my office door and make me let him in and put him in my lap and now he does that fifteen times per day
December 24, 2025 at 4:12 PM
My cat has learned that he can scratch at my office door and make me let him in and put him in my lap and now he does that fifteen times per day
My current comfort book is about alien plant people taking over the world
December 23, 2025 at 2:22 PM
My current comfort book is about alien plant people taking over the world
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WINTER SOLSTICE
December 21, 2025 at 4:04 PM
WINTER SOLSTICE
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People today: “autism didn’t used to exist”
Dudes back in the 1800’s: “I’m going to build a gigantic greenhouse and fill it with the most interesting plants I can find”
Dudes back in the 1800’s: “I’m going to build a gigantic greenhouse and fill it with the most interesting plants I can find”
December 22, 2025 at 2:23 AM
People today: “autism didn’t used to exist”
Dudes back in the 1800’s: “I’m going to build a gigantic greenhouse and fill it with the most interesting plants I can find”
Dudes back in the 1800’s: “I’m going to build a gigantic greenhouse and fill it with the most interesting plants I can find”
I went to see the holiday light show at the conservatory last night and was struck by both the very human desire to collect all of the plants and put them in one place and also the very human desire to put out lights during the darkest part of the year. Anyway happy solstice!
December 22, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I went to see the holiday light show at the conservatory last night and was struck by both the very human desire to collect all of the plants and put them in one place and also the very human desire to put out lights during the darkest part of the year. Anyway happy solstice!
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It’s really embarrassing how much certain Democrats are trying to assist the right in enacting Project 2025’s plans to censor the internet and banish abortion access info, sex ed, LGBTQ people, and much more under the guise of “protecting the kids,” who will of course be further harmed by this
December 19, 2025 at 5:16 AM
It’s really embarrassing how much certain Democrats are trying to assist the right in enacting Project 2025’s plans to censor the internet and banish abortion access info, sex ed, LGBTQ people, and much more under the guise of “protecting the kids,” who will of course be further harmed by this