Chid
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Tough person bad person. Manly chainsaw dude. I’ve never been horny online.
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I wrote a book from 2011-2016. It was a novel-in-stories, and all of it was published in various literary magazines of repute from 2013-2017.
Anyway, as one does, I tried to get an agent and failed. I submitted it to indies, and they also did not want it (stories don’t sell)
Anyway, as one does, I tried to get an agent and failed. I submitted it to indies, and they also did not want it (stories don’t sell)
January 29, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I wrote a book from 2011-2016. It was a novel-in-stories, and all of it was published in various literary magazines of repute from 2013-2017.
Anyway, as one does, I tried to get an agent and failed. I submitted it to indies, and they also did not want it (stories don’t sell)
Anyway, as one does, I tried to get an agent and failed. I submitted it to indies, and they also did not want it (stories don’t sell)
I wrote a book from 2011-2016. It was a novel-in-stories, and all of it was published in various literary magazines of repute from 2013-2017.
Anyway, as one does, I tried to get an agent and failed. I submitted it to indies, and they also did not want it (stories don’t sell)
Anyway, as one does, I tried to get an agent and failed. I submitted it to indies, and they also did not want it (stories don’t sell)
January 29, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I wrote a book from 2011-2016. It was a novel-in-stories, and all of it was published in various literary magazines of repute from 2013-2017.
Anyway, as one does, I tried to get an agent and failed. I submitted it to indies, and they also did not want it (stories don’t sell)
Anyway, as one does, I tried to get an agent and failed. I submitted it to indies, and they also did not want it (stories don’t sell)
Soup is the window to the bowl
December 21, 2024 at 5:49 PM
Soup is the window to the bowl
3 days to find a backpack? Didn’t realize my friggin wife was NYPD!!
December 7, 2024 at 12:36 AM
3 days to find a backpack? Didn’t realize my friggin wife was NYPD!!
To make your little quips and jokes like this is TOO FAR. You cannot shoot off at the mouth about sensitive topics such as Patagonia’s high-quality, built-for-life outerwear and expect your insensitivity to go unnoticed!!!
December 6, 2024 at 3:28 PM
To make your little quips and jokes like this is TOO FAR. You cannot shoot off at the mouth about sensitive topics such as Patagonia’s high-quality, built-for-life outerwear and expect your insensitivity to go unnoticed!!!
Fellas, don’t you hate it when the duvet slips out of its cover like a friggin prolapsed anus?!??
December 6, 2024 at 2:30 PM
Fellas, don’t you hate it when the duvet slips out of its cover like a friggin prolapsed anus?!??
You mean to tell me the Chicago Bears lost a *checks notes* one score game?
November 28, 2024 at 9:10 PM
You mean to tell me the Chicago Bears lost a *checks notes* one score game?
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Just want to say there is absolutely no monument or park that is as boring and underwhelming as Plymouth Rock. Literally a medium-sized rock in a hole in the ground. Went there on a field trip as a child and was expecting something amazing. It’s like a mini-fridge-sized stone. Who cares!
November 27, 2024 at 6:40 PM
Just want to say there is absolutely no monument or park that is as boring and underwhelming as Plymouth Rock. Literally a medium-sized rock in a hole in the ground. Went there on a field trip as a child and was expecting something amazing. It’s like a mini-fridge-sized stone. Who cares!
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For those going home to visit family this weekend:
• Samsung calls it Auto Motion Plus
• LG calls it TruMotion
• Sony calls it Motionflow
• Roku calls it Action Smoothing
• Google TV calls it Motion Enhancement
• Vizio calls it Smooth Motion Effect.
• Samsung calls it Auto Motion Plus
• LG calls it TruMotion
• Sony calls it Motionflow
• Roku calls it Action Smoothing
• Google TV calls it Motion Enhancement
• Vizio calls it Smooth Motion Effect.
November 25, 2024 at 11:31 PM
For those going home to visit family this weekend:
• Samsung calls it Auto Motion Plus
• LG calls it TruMotion
• Sony calls it Motionflow
• Roku calls it Action Smoothing
• Google TV calls it Motion Enhancement
• Vizio calls it Smooth Motion Effect.
• Samsung calls it Auto Motion Plus
• LG calls it TruMotion
• Sony calls it Motionflow
• Roku calls it Action Smoothing
• Google TV calls it Motion Enhancement
• Vizio calls it Smooth Motion Effect.
Multiple children’s films in the same calendar year about migration because Illumination and Dreamworks are preparing your kids to be climate refugees unlike the boomer coward, Bob Iger in this essay I will explain…
November 26, 2024 at 4:53 PM
Multiple children’s films in the same calendar year about migration because Illumination and Dreamworks are preparing your kids to be climate refugees unlike the boomer coward, Bob Iger in this essay I will explain…
Powerman 5000? In this economy? I’d think he’d have to be at least the powerman 12,500 by now.
November 25, 2024 at 6:00 PM
Powerman 5000? In this economy? I’d think he’d have to be at least the powerman 12,500 by now.
The Macbeth episode of Wishbone was nuts, man
November 24, 2024 at 11:53 PM
The Macbeth episode of Wishbone was nuts, man
It’s wild that WICKED is pretending to not be a musical in commercials and trailers. From scene one, there’s just loads of townsfolk mincing around doin little chorus stuff!
But also, holy shit is every scene 5 minutes too long. Get this dude a fuckin editor!
But also, holy shit is every scene 5 minutes too long. Get this dude a fuckin editor!
November 24, 2024 at 6:50 AM
It’s wild that WICKED is pretending to not be a musical in commercials and trailers. From scene one, there’s just loads of townsfolk mincing around doin little chorus stuff!
But also, holy shit is every scene 5 minutes too long. Get this dude a fuckin editor!
But also, holy shit is every scene 5 minutes too long. Get this dude a fuckin editor!
I go to a lot of 10 pm movies, and I’ve not seen this many people in theaters at 10 pm all year. Between Wicked and my full 10 pm Gladiator II screening, I think this is going to be a big film business weekend! Chid lock.
November 23, 2024 at 6:08 AM
I go to a lot of 10 pm movies, and I’ve not seen this many people in theaters at 10 pm all year. Between Wicked and my full 10 pm Gladiator II screening, I think this is going to be a big film business weekend! Chid lock.
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bug mane in a home depot commercial
November 22, 2024 at 1:51 PM
bug mane in a home depot commercial
Disney stop being cowards and release a live-action Toy Story
November 22, 2024 at 6:00 PM
Disney stop being cowards and release a live-action Toy Story
There is only one proven way to combat BIDENFELLATIO and it is to raise interest rates
November 21, 2024 at 5:15 PM
There is only one proven way to combat BIDENFELLATIO and it is to raise interest rates
Gas is just little fairies flying around in your belly, they have a a portal in via your butt if you ever went butt-deep into a swimming pool or body of water even once.
November 21, 2024 at 4:12 AM
Gas is just little fairies flying around in your belly, they have a a portal in via your butt if you ever went butt-deep into a swimming pool or body of water even once.
Pete Carroll is one year older than Bill Belichick but Pete's wife is old enough to be Belichick's girlfriend's grandmother.
November 17, 2024 at 9:41 PM
Pete Carroll is one year older than Bill Belichick but Pete's wife is old enough to be Belichick's girlfriend's grandmother.
President Elect Trump I beg you to imprison everyone involved with No Flex Zone
November 17, 2024 at 7:04 PM
President Elect Trump I beg you to imprison everyone involved with No Flex Zone
Releasing one last Rounding Down episode so somebody buys me the $200 Satriale’s loungewear shirt and the $300 N64 HD console.
November 17, 2024 at 2:39 PM
Releasing one last Rounding Down episode so somebody buys me the $200 Satriale’s loungewear shirt and the $300 N64 HD console.
Saw A REAL PAIN—it was good
November 17, 2024 at 5:24 AM
Saw A REAL PAIN—it was good