Miss you too text me whenever (just not in a group text with 8000 messages a day)

If you log in to Sleeper now you can still make your last four picks (slow draft)

I miss you

Well, I don’t know what to tell you. I didn’t know you abandoned Twitter and your account over there is still active. If you don’t want to be in, I can find someone to assume your autodraft team and $20 entry (it’s a pretty good team)

Are you still in this year? I assumed you were and that you were seeing the many messages in the group DM on Twitter you are still in

No way baby

Anyway, if you want to buy a copy of it, you can. DM me and I’ll share the link if I trust you. I’m not posting my legal name on Bluesky (or X) for a multitude of reasons.

This is because she’s the best. I wouldn’t have done this myself, like ever. But when she gave it to me, it was really great to have a physical copy of this book that I worked on for years.

I came in second place in multiple book contests! It was wild shit. But no one would put it out.

So then it just sat on my computer for the last 8 years.

For my 40th birthday, my wife surprised me and had it made as a print on demand Amazon hardcover.

She laughed out loud at this!

You paying? I’m down, if so. Very generous of you!

I know because you are a rich Midwestern boy, you can’t fathom that Rhode Island and Plymouth are close together but that my elementary school did not have the budget or inclination for a 15 hour drive up to Newfoundland for a field trip.

Don’t go to Plymouth Rock! It sucks so fucking much!

Lots of cool history stuff in New England but you can definitely skip seeing an average sized rock.

You gotta spend $2K to go see this dumb rock, ZW

It’s probably not even the real rock! The whole story sounds more metaphorical than literal!