David Furniture
@cheeseboygers.bsky.social
[high-pitched grinding noises] (he/him)
the train conductor asked me if i smelled play-doh, and even though i didn't, i said i did. first little white lie in a while. still got it.
November 14, 2025 at 10:41 PM
the train conductor asked me if i smelled play-doh, and even though i didn't, i said i did. first little white lie in a while. still got it.
life's rich pageant
November 14, 2025 at 5:41 PM
life's rich pageant
i thought- I had tsuris
November 14, 2025 at 5:05 PM
i thought- I had tsuris
the gossamer veil: ...well i'm sure you'll have plenty of time to finish your memoirs... *in jail*...
the autobiographer: GODDAMMIT, I HATE JAIL!
the autobiographer: GODDAMMIT, I HATE JAIL!
November 14, 2025 at 12:01 PM
the gossamer veil: ...well i'm sure you'll have plenty of time to finish your memoirs... *in jail*...
the autobiographer: GODDAMMIT, I HATE JAIL!
the autobiographer: GODDAMMIT, I HATE JAIL!
one time jeffrey epstein emailed soon yi previn the entire text of a new york times profile of zach braff
November 13, 2025 at 3:15 PM
one time jeffrey epstein emailed soon yi previn the entire text of a new york times profile of zach braff
the gum disease gingivitis is sabotaging my ai strategy
November 12, 2025 at 10:55 PM
the gum disease gingivitis is sabotaging my ai strategy
fuck that first fish that crawled out of the ocean. we had a good thing going but you just had to go and ruin it.
November 12, 2025 at 9:25 PM
fuck that first fish that crawled out of the ocean. we had a good thing going but you just had to go and ruin it.
uh yeah i love studio ghibli especially the way they make the food look so beautiful
November 12, 2025 at 2:30 PM
uh yeah i love studio ghibli especially the way they make the food look so beautiful
repost with an iconic fictional band
November 12, 2025 at 1:10 AM
repost with an iconic fictional band
james bond is a modern fairy tale about nude lady and gun, set in and around the fictional realm of "the united kingdom [sic]." it borrows heavily from the works of hans christian andersen, ed roth, teletubbies, and the obscure webcomic "bowtie barnes kicks ascot" by craunch weems. it is not good.
November 11, 2025 at 3:06 PM
james bond is a modern fairy tale about nude lady and gun, set in and around the fictional realm of "the united kingdom [sic]." it borrows heavily from the works of hans christian andersen, ed roth, teletubbies, and the obscure webcomic "bowtie barnes kicks ascot" by craunch weems. it is not good.
i am at a wedding and just remembered that i hate being at a wedding
November 9, 2025 at 1:09 AM
i am at a wedding and just remembered that i hate being at a wedding
yes i hope he wins but i still fail to see what this has to do with affordability
November 4, 2025 at 11:37 PM
yes i hope he wins but i still fail to see what this has to do with affordability
a fun thing about being a tall middle-aged person is that every time i stand up and stretch i go on a psychedelic journey of self-discovery. i have seen beyond, and unfortunately my back is still sore.
November 2, 2025 at 11:29 AM
a fun thing about being a tall middle-aged person is that every time i stand up and stretch i go on a psychedelic journey of self-discovery. i have seen beyond, and unfortunately my back is still sore.
it's such a funny terrible thing when the visiting team wins the championship
November 2, 2025 at 4:19 AM
it's such a funny terrible thing when the visiting team wins the championship
[fred schneider voice]
ROKO'S MODERN BASILISK!
ROKO'S MODERN BASILISK!
November 1, 2025 at 4:39 PM
[fred schneider voice]
ROKO'S MODERN BASILISK!
ROKO'S MODERN BASILISK!
only a few hours until i can look someone up and down and say, "hey pal, halloween was YESTERDAY..."
November 1, 2025 at 1:31 AM
only a few hours until i can look someone up and down and say, "hey pal, halloween was YESTERDAY..."
i had a nightmare that i needed to log on to aol but the only dial-up access line that would work was a 12kbps connection with the number "1-800-THE-DEVIL" and i was like, "oh no!"
October 28, 2025 at 1:03 PM
i had a nightmare that i needed to log on to aol but the only dial-up access line that would work was a 12kbps connection with the number "1-800-THE-DEVIL" and i was like, "oh no!"
the example of shrink-flation that pisses me off the most is this fucking bread slice shape. naturally, the bag obscures the cross-section of the loaf. who world want to eat anything made with two pieces of this shit? at what angle am i supposed to cut let alone eat this mushroom cloud sandwich?
October 27, 2025 at 6:10 PM
the example of shrink-flation that pisses me off the most is this fucking bread slice shape. naturally, the bag obscures the cross-section of the loaf. who world want to eat anything made with two pieces of this shit? at what angle am i supposed to cut let alone eat this mushroom cloud sandwich?
booty had me like
October 27, 2025 at 12:28 AM
booty had me like
divorcing my wife because she showed david s. pumpkins to our children
October 25, 2025 at 6:39 PM
divorcing my wife because she showed david s. pumpkins to our children
one of the true regrets of my life is that i was born too late to have experienced Prince in his prime. musically, physically, aesthetically, his convictions and audacities; just an exceptional, revelatory individual. i miss him and i never even really knew him!
October 24, 2025 at 3:42 PM
one of the true regrets of my life is that i was born too late to have experienced Prince in his prime. musically, physically, aesthetically, his convictions and audacities; just an exceptional, revelatory individual. i miss him and i never even really knew him!
lately i'm feeling like this style of crouched calabash bowl is becoming my favorite to turn. this one jumped off the lathe 5 times before it was done, could've been noticably bigger, and has some cracks that go all the way through. still, it's lovely padauk, very solid, and it makes me happy.
October 24, 2025 at 1:13 AM
lately i'm feeling like this style of crouched calabash bowl is becoming my favorite to turn. this one jumped off the lathe 5 times before it was done, could've been noticably bigger, and has some cracks that go all the way through. still, it's lovely padauk, very solid, and it makes me happy.
you never forget your first...
VINTAGE LUNCHBOX MEGATHREAD!
There is something deeply, nostalgic about the artwork on old lunchboxes. They meet at the crossroads of childhood, food, pop culture, & school/friends. Every day, for as long as I feel like, I'll be adding a new lunchbox to this thread!
TMNT-1989 (My first lunchbox!)
There is something deeply, nostalgic about the artwork on old lunchboxes. They meet at the crossroads of childhood, food, pop culture, & school/friends. Every day, for as long as I feel like, I'll be adding a new lunchbox to this thread!
TMNT-1989 (My first lunchbox!)
October 22, 2025 at 12:04 PM
you never forget your first...