David Furniture
@cheeseboygers.bsky.social
[high-pitched grinding noises] (he/him)
if only joe biden were still alive... i'll bet he's somewhere smiling though.
November 11, 2025 at 1:44 PM
if only joe biden were still alive... i'll bet he's somewhere smiling though.
i tried to call my mom but my phone just opened a picture of the subway station across the street where multiple easily-accessible train lines stop. i need to find out how my dad's urologist appointment went but i just keep being shown where the B41, B67, and B69 buses also stop! wtf?!
November 10, 2025 at 12:26 PM
i tried to call my mom but my phone just opened a picture of the subway station across the street where multiple easily-accessible train lines stop. i need to find out how my dad's urologist appointment went but i just keep being shown where the B41, B67, and B69 buses also stop! wtf?!
also, prove it, asshole. show me evidence of someone saying this. which constituents? are they in the room with us right now? are they also obviously assholes? who in their right mind would say something so fucking stupid? decades of getting away with this shit. obscene.
November 10, 2025 at 11:39 AM
also, prove it, asshole. show me evidence of someone saying this. which constituents? are they in the room with us right now? are they also obviously assholes? who in their right mind would say something so fucking stupid? decades of getting away with this shit. obscene.
not all heroes take corporeal form
November 8, 2025 at 2:23 PM
not all heroes take corporeal form
hoo-doggies ...and i thought the incredibly lewd superhero was something!
November 8, 2025 at 2:14 PM
hoo-doggies ...and i thought the incredibly lewd superhero was something!
my guess was 'one fine day.'
November 8, 2025 at 2:05 PM
my guess was 'one fine day.'
they sold it a month ago but that fell through. must be haunted.
November 8, 2025 at 1:56 PM
they sold it a month ago but that fell through. must be haunted.
oh lawd he bootin
November 7, 2025 at 7:24 PM
oh lawd he bootin
i am usually saying this, and when i do, i rhythmically raise and lower my eyebrows to let others know that i am something akin to horny for the lasagna
November 5, 2025 at 8:47 PM
i am usually saying this, and when i do, i rhythmically raise and lower my eyebrows to let others know that i am something akin to horny for the lasagna
tv networks know that people find their jobs depressing and unfulfilling. that's one reason why there are so many workplace comedies: when you suspend disbelief that the most important stories in your life take place among your colleagues, you don't make plans after work and can go watch more tv.
November 5, 2025 at 8:29 PM
tv networks know that people find their jobs depressing and unfulfilling. that's one reason why there are so many workplace comedies: when you suspend disbelief that the most important stories in your life take place among your colleagues, you don't make plans after work and can go watch more tv.
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November 4, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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we are siblings in shame
November 4, 2025 at 11:43 PM
we are siblings in shame
one night in bangcouch is the stupidest thought i've had in a while thanks dan
November 4, 2025 at 11:42 PM
one night in bangcouch is the stupidest thought i've had in a while thanks dan
space dudes rock
November 4, 2025 at 12:42 AM
space dudes rock
the audacity of hope
November 3, 2025 at 11:43 PM
the audacity of hope