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Charley Ridley
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35, Philly.
Cosplay, Enthusiasm, etc.!

Genderfluid in the sense that ketchup is a fluid.

He/Him on theatrical release, She/Her in the Special Edition.

I have friends everywhere.
Pinned
There is:
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They line up perfectly.
November 22, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
November 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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so excited that now when i complain about mtg y'all will know i mean the one with elves
November 22, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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Today was the day Zohran Mamdani finally became president
November 22, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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help
November 22, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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When pregnant woman boarded a subway car, 38% of the time someone offered her a seat. If someone dressed as Batman was also in the car it rose to 68%.

phys.org/news/2025-11...
The Batman effect: The mere sight of the 'superhero' can make us more altruistic
If "Batman" appears on the scene, we immediately become more altruistic: in fact, research conducted by psychologists from the Università Cattolica del Sacro Cuore, Milan, shows that the sudden appear...
phys.org
November 21, 2025 at 4:34 PM
When I attend PAX Unplugged completely out of cosplay:
November 21, 2025 at 5:24 PM
C'mon, update the handle.
November 21, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Oh right I did get that url a year ago, whoops, time to renew.
November 21, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Finally got past the Blue Stakes in Balatro, let's go!
November 21, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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November 20, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Reading this during COVID was a choice (the times were bad, the read was good)!
I do not know why my "sleepwalkers mysteriously walk across a violent, divided America during an unfolding pandemic being investigated by a rogue government-built AI" novel WANDERERS is a buck-ninety-nine for your electromagnetic book reader of choice, but it is, so go enjoy an on-sale apocalypse?
November 20, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Simply: let's gooooo
You showed up. So did we. 🌺

Very Important People season 3 - premiering December 4th, only on @dropout.tv 🫂
November 20, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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You showed up. So did we. 🌺

Very Important People season 3 - premiering December 4th, only on @dropout.tv 🫂
November 20, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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you: so what kinda cheese should i get on a cheesesteak

me: provolone is the superior cheese though cooper sharp is also acceptable

you: whet about cheez whiz? oh and what about green peppers?

me:
November 20, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Monk's Cafe isn't exactly next-door to the convention center for #PAXUnplugged but it's my recommendation for dinner for out-of-town people.
November 20, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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I piggybacked on @spritesanddice.bsky.social's "How to Pax Unplugged" article to add my own hacks and tips if you are attending this weekend
Some of my own Pax U specifics (🧵)

• Pack your water bottle. There are free water dispensers everywhere at the Philly Convention Center.
November 20, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Used to feed hippos daily at work. Really amazing animals but also truly terrifying.
I have been doing entirely too much earnest posting about deep things recently, I need to do a proper thread about hippo testicles or something just to keep myself sane.

Oh by the way hippos have migratory testicles.
a statue of a hippopotamus with its mouth open and teeth showing .
Alt: A hippo being tossed a watermelon, which it crushes in its massive jaws.
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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When I was watching XPlay, this Mountain Dew ad came on where this guy forcefemmes transgenderizes his homie.
November 19, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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Fit check for my Jedi era

#KpopDemonHunters #StarWars
November 18, 2025 at 9:25 PM
"Hi, how do bees work?" - Me, asking our local honey vendor if I can still order honey in November or December
November 19, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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I have some thoughts (and graphs!) about hybrid mana in commander! Check out the video here!
youtu.be/tYss8TZulbg
November 19, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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say what you will about the special editions but the "jedi rock" scene in ROTJ did invent the concept of the Pitbull Guest Verse so there's that
November 19, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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Free pet on MTGArea?! What a cool Easter Cabbage.
November 18, 2025 at 10:01 PM
We need an Andor between 8 and 9.
November 18, 2025 at 4:35 AM