Chuck Armstrong
@charlesmarmstrong.bsky.social
Writer/performer/baseballer in Brooklyn.
The Chuck half of Charles.
Time Traveling Dietitian from Funny Or Die.
Formerly of Caveat NYC and The Onion.
I'm just here so I don't get fined.
https://charlescomedy.net
The Chuck half of Charles.
Time Traveling Dietitian from Funny Or Die.
Formerly of Caveat NYC and The Onion.
I'm just here so I don't get fined.
https://charlescomedy.net
Pinned
Always an honor to get inked up by Ed Sheeran on national television.
(Thank you @jimmyfallon.bsky.social)
(Thank you @jimmyfallon.bsky.social)
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Mamdani: "I am in support of abolishing ICE. What we see is an entity that has no interest in fulfilling its stated reason to exist. We're seeing a government agency that is supposed to be enforcing some kind of immigration law, but instead what it's doing is terrorizing people."
January 20, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Mamdani: "I am in support of abolishing ICE. What we see is an entity that has no interest in fulfilling its stated reason to exist. We're seeing a government agency that is supposed to be enforcing some kind of immigration law, but instead what it's doing is terrorizing people."
If you haven't already, please take a moment out of YOUR weekend to block ICE. Let's get those numbers up.
Absolutely BEAUTIFUL work here:
ice.0x0.boo
It's a tracker for the number of blocks. They're averaging about 200/minute right now. 🤣
ice.0x0.boo
It's a tracker for the number of blocks. They're averaging about 200/minute right now. 🤣
January 17, 2026 at 8:57 PM
If you haven't already, please take a moment out of YOUR weekend to block ICE. Let's get those numbers up.
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Walz: "What's happening in MN defies belief. News reports simply don't do justice to the level of chaos & disruption & trauma the federal govt is raining down... This long ago stopped being a matter of immigration enforcement. Instead, it's a campaign of organized brutality against the people of MN"
January 15, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Walz: "What's happening in MN defies belief. News reports simply don't do justice to the level of chaos & disruption & trauma the federal govt is raining down... This long ago stopped being a matter of immigration enforcement. Instead, it's a campaign of organized brutality against the people of MN"
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New Star Wars movie idea:
12 Angry Men, but it's all Wookies and no subtitles.
12 Angry Men, but it's all Wookies and no subtitles.
January 11, 2026 at 7:20 PM
New Star Wars movie idea:
12 Angry Men, but it's all Wookies and no subtitles.
12 Angry Men, but it's all Wookies and no subtitles.
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Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
January 4, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
Whenever anyone says "back to the grind" I like to imagine they're going back to their house to watch old VHS recordings of MTV's "The Grind" (with Eric Nies).
December 28, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Whenever anyone says "back to the grind" I like to imagine they're going back to their house to watch old VHS recordings of MTV's "The Grind" (with Eric Nies).
Draft Kings Presents: The Donald J. Trump and John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts Sponsored by FanDuel
December 19, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Draft Kings Presents: The Donald J. Trump and John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts Sponsored by FanDuel
Somewhat skeptical that this image isn't AI.
December 10, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Somewhat skeptical that this image isn't AI.
Always an honor to get inked up by Ed Sheeran on national television.
(Thank you @jimmyfallon.bsky.social)
(Thank you @jimmyfallon.bsky.social)
December 5, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Always an honor to get inked up by Ed Sheeran on national television.
(Thank you @jimmyfallon.bsky.social)
(Thank you @jimmyfallon.bsky.social)
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Should have used Sarah McLachlan's "I Will Remember You" as the score, otherwise no notes.
New York millionaires: threatening to flee the city since 2009
November 8, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Should have used Sarah McLachlan's "I Will Remember You" as the score, otherwise no notes.
All these takes from the national media about the "meaning" of Mamdani's win are so off the mark. Mamdani didn't win because he adhered to or strayed from the Dem's national platform, he won because _his_ platform directly addressed the needs of NYC voters.
November 7, 2025 at 4:16 PM
All these takes from the national media about the "meaning" of Mamdani's win are so off the mark. Mamdani didn't win because he adhered to or strayed from the Dem's national platform, he won because _his_ platform directly addressed the needs of NYC voters.
A garbage truck driver on my block with the thickest Brooklyn accent I've ever heard is currently having a very loud conversation with a dog named Jackson. Today is going to be a perfect day.
November 7, 2025 at 3:38 PM
A garbage truck driver on my block with the thickest Brooklyn accent I've ever heard is currently having a very loud conversation with a dog named Jackson. Today is going to be a perfect day.
Looking forward to reading a bunch of "leaving New York" Facebook posts from billionaires.
November 5, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Looking forward to reading a bunch of "leaving New York" Facebook posts from billionaires.
I think "Podca$t" would be a good name for a rapper.
November 4, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I think "Podca$t" would be a good name for a rapper.
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it's time for journos to start asking Johnson meta questions
"Speaker, on 5 occasions last week you said 'I haven't seen it' when asked about news events w/big implications for public policy. Do you ever read the news, and do you agree it's problematic for the Speaker to be so woefully uninformed?"
"Speaker, on 5 occasions last week you said 'I haven't seen it' when asked about news events w/big implications for public policy. Do you ever read the news, and do you agree it's problematic for the Speaker to be so woefully uninformed?"
November 3, 2025 at 3:36 PM
it's time for journos to start asking Johnson meta questions
"Speaker, on 5 occasions last week you said 'I haven't seen it' when asked about news events w/big implications for public policy. Do you ever read the news, and do you agree it's problematic for the Speaker to be so woefully uninformed?"
"Speaker, on 5 occasions last week you said 'I haven't seen it' when asked about news events w/big implications for public policy. Do you ever read the news, and do you agree it's problematic for the Speaker to be so woefully uninformed?"
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you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you
October 15, 2025 at 4:10 PM
you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you
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This old square dance caller is just doing their best to make the hoedown as inclusive as possible!
September 18, 2025 at 4:11 PM
This old square dance caller is just doing their best to make the hoedown as inclusive as possible!
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I have never correctly spelled "bureaucracy" on the first try.
July 14, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I have never correctly spelled "bureaucracy" on the first try.
Just now, like, right now, realized Collective Soul and Soul Asylum are different bands. Somewhat surprisingly, this has absolutely no impact on my life.
July 1, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Just now, like, right now, realized Collective Soul and Soul Asylum are different bands. Somewhat surprisingly, this has absolutely no impact on my life.
Green Chartreuse and Dr. Pepper (2:3) is an upsettingly good cocktail.
Use flat Dr. Pepper if you can, serve on the rocks well stirred.
Use flat Dr. Pepper if you can, serve on the rocks well stirred.
May 17, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Green Chartreuse and Dr. Pepper (2:3) is an upsettingly good cocktail.
Use flat Dr. Pepper if you can, serve on the rocks well stirred.
Use flat Dr. Pepper if you can, serve on the rocks well stirred.
"Sir Isaac Lime"? Man, you guys really phoned that one in, huh?
April 30, 2025 at 2:47 AM
"Sir Isaac Lime"? Man, you guys really phoned that one in, huh?
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it's important this go as viral as the original story for morale purposes if nothing else. despite the image they project these people are NOT unaccountable. consequences CAN be forced. focused anger and outrage MATTERS.
April 20, 2025 at 11:46 PM
it's important this go as viral as the original story for morale purposes if nothing else. despite the image they project these people are NOT unaccountable. consequences CAN be forced. focused anger and outrage MATTERS.