chardi b
@charizardlotte.bsky.social
she/her. actually three red pandas stacked in a trench coat. public defense & public lands.
views are my own, but you can borrow em if you want.
views are my own, but you can borrow em if you want.
Pinned
anyone know a good NIL lawyer? Asking for a Russet
US Soccer has a new mascot, and I'll be honest: I find this dog very untrustworthy
December 5, 2025 at 3:43 PM
anyone know a good NIL lawyer? Asking for a Russet
tfw the smartest person in your org likes your teams post answering someone’s gnarly legal question 😎😎😎
December 4, 2025 at 3:50 PM
tfw the smartest person in your org likes your teams post answering someone’s gnarly legal question 😎😎😎
in retrospect, placing my first melodysusie order was crossing the rubicon
I just finished making my sixth set of diy press-ons 🤪
I just finished making my sixth set of diy press-ons 🤪
December 4, 2025 at 3:04 AM
in retrospect, placing my first melodysusie order was crossing the rubicon
I just finished making my sixth set of diy press-ons 🤪
I just finished making my sixth set of diy press-ons 🤪
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Our shared former firm has set up a fundraiser for the Trevor Project in Kellam’s memory. I’m a day late for giving Tuesday, but if you’re inclined to help out the yutes or honor a truly good person, the link is here: give.thetrevorproject.org/fundraiser/6...
December 3, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Our shared former firm has set up a fundraiser for the Trevor Project in Kellam’s memory. I’m a day late for giving Tuesday, but if you’re inclined to help out the yutes or honor a truly good person, the link is here: give.thetrevorproject.org/fundraiser/6...
step aside, in rem cases. new favorite case name just dropped
December 3, 2025 at 10:40 PM
step aside, in rem cases. new favorite case name just dropped
omg tidal finally did a wrapped equivalent
not that mine is surprising in the slightest
not that mine is surprising in the slightest
December 3, 2025 at 3:12 PM
omg tidal finally did a wrapped equivalent
not that mine is surprising in the slightest
not that mine is surprising in the slightest
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"Box o Crime, how might I crime the crimes of my dreams?"
December 3, 2025 at 2:46 PM
"Box o Crime, how might I crime the crimes of my dreams?"
Our shared former firm has set up a fundraiser for the Trevor Project in Kellam’s memory. I’m a day late for giving Tuesday, but if you’re inclined to help out the yutes or honor a truly good person, the link is here: give.thetrevorproject.org/fundraiser/6...
December 3, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Our shared former firm has set up a fundraiser for the Trevor Project in Kellam’s memory. I’m a day late for giving Tuesday, but if you’re inclined to help out the yutes or honor a truly good person, the link is here: give.thetrevorproject.org/fundraiser/6...
again, I did not watch because I’m still currently cursèd and banishèd, but based on y’all’s posting thru it, looks like this was an omen of how nuts this game would be
anyway roll tide
anyway roll tide
still a little confused about what to retrieve, but he’s got the spirit
November 30, 2025 at 4:46 AM
again, I did not watch because I’m still currently cursèd and banishèd, but based on y’all’s posting thru it, looks like this was an omen of how nuts this game would be
anyway roll tide
anyway roll tide
still a little confused about what to retrieve, but he’s got the spirit
November 29, 2025 at 5:52 PM
still a little confused about what to retrieve, but he’s got the spirit
idc about the implications, aggie eating shit will never not bring me joy
November 29, 2025 at 4:15 AM
idc about the implications, aggie eating shit will never not bring me joy
I need a rough collie like I need air 😭
November 27, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I need a rough collie like I need air 😭
the most important Thanksgiving tradition is throwing ass in an apron
second is the dog show
second is the dog show
November 27, 2025 at 4:42 PM
the most important Thanksgiving tradition is throwing ass in an apron
second is the dog show
second is the dog show
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100% the moment i lost it
November 27, 2025 at 3:48 PM
100% the moment i lost it
if zero people laugh at these, both @glitterburrito.bsky.social and I are dead
“You’re probably busy getting ready for Thanksgiving with your family and I’m the last person you wanna hear from but just want to wish you a good Thanksgiving. I was always Thankful for you. Hope whoever you with know you don’t like your food touching like I did. Tell your mom hope she good too”
November 27, 2025 at 4:38 PM
if zero people laugh at these, both @glitterburrito.bsky.social and I are dead
I’ve been naively hoping since last night that it was just an out-of-control rumor, and he’d burst through the door with his signature bottle of Campari and a grin to tell us rumors of his demise had been exaggerated, but only a little.
www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/3608...
www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/3608...
‘A modern Renaissance man’: The kind and talented lawyer who fell to his death on Aoraki/Mt Cook
From Princeton honours to the South American Andes, Kellam Conover chased challenge - as did expert guide and friend Thomas Vialletet. Their final climb ended in tragedy.
www.stuff.co.nz
November 26, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I’ve been naively hoping since last night that it was just an out-of-control rumor, and he’d burst through the door with his signature bottle of Campari and a grin to tell us rumors of his demise had been exaggerated, but only a little.
www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/3608...
www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/3608...
🚨 it is russet’s first snow day 🚨
November 26, 2025 at 1:05 PM
🚨 it is russet’s first snow day 🚨
hey guys guess what happened again
FOR THE RECORD both instances were eating someone else’s litter, not sloppy medicine security on our part
November 26, 2025 at 3:20 AM
hey guys guess what happened again
whoever borked westlaw’s “search within results” box to not only open a separate pop up text box (annoying but always been there) but ALSO to not automatically have the cursor in the typing field of said box ready to receive my wisdom immediately, causing me to type into the void
count your days
count your days
November 25, 2025 at 3:16 PM
whoever borked westlaw’s “search within results” box to not only open a separate pop up text box (annoying but always been there) but ALSO to not automatically have the cursor in the typing field of said box ready to receive my wisdom immediately, causing me to type into the void
count your days
count your days
what if we’re bringing the same classic sides as every year (gbc, mac n cheese, and rolls) but now we’re doing it with the voice of the potluck court judge in the back of our heads, creating new existential fear
Let’s run this again, was fun last year, what new adversities are we about to create for ourselves on the field, drop your menus below
November 25, 2025 at 2:12 PM
what if we’re bringing the same classic sides as every year (gbc, mac n cheese, and rolls) but now we’re doing it with the voice of the potluck court judge in the back of our heads, creating new existential fear
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average text with @charizardlotte.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 4:24 PM
average text with @charizardlotte.bsky.social
few experiences as peak as boozy brunch with friends you haven’t seen in too long
November 22, 2025 at 6:50 PM
few experiences as peak as boozy brunch with friends you haven’t seen in too long