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you will ask “who is this for??”
he/him
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Going to the playground with my daughter is exactly like going to see my grandmother in the mental institution. I’m only there for one person, but everyone else won’t stop giving me bear hugs while their caretakers refuse to intercede.
December 6, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Going to the playground with my daughter is exactly like going to see my grandmother in the mental institution. I’m only there for one person, but everyone else won’t stop giving me bear hugs while their caretakers refuse to intercede.
The John Travolta movie “Phenomenon” has a better understanding of The Force than the Star Wars prequels.
December 6, 2025 at 2:05 PM
The John Travolta movie “Phenomenon” has a better understanding of The Force than the Star Wars prequels.
Paul Dano is a chameleon!
December 4, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Paul Dano is a chameleon!
I was watching No Doubt videos with my daughter and this part always had me laughing.
Like WHAT is Gwen doing???
Like WHAT is Gwen doing???
December 2, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I was watching No Doubt videos with my daughter and this part always had me laughing.
Like WHAT is Gwen doing???
Like WHAT is Gwen doing???
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
Tis the season.
Watching Miracle on 34th Street (1994) with my daughter. Pretty wild stuff. Half the actors are in a different movie (specifically the movie Kevin McCallister watches to scare off the Wet Bandits, as seen here). What was going on here??
November 30, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Tis the season.
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Good word of mouth on this spot by our hotel.
November 24, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Good word of mouth on this spot by our hotel.
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
While perusing 1994’s obsolete “A Guide to the Star Wars Universe”, I’m confronted with the question “I’m sorry, who??”
November 25, 2025 at 1:04 AM
While perusing 1994’s obsolete “A Guide to the Star Wars Universe”, I’m confronted with the question “I’m sorry, who??”
We need to get Beck Bennet voicing some of these “Boss Baby” extras, so we can get some kind of Garfield/Venkmen actor/voice actor style loop going on.
November 23, 2025 at 11:15 PM
We need to get Beck Bennet voicing some of these “Boss Baby” extras, so we can get some kind of Garfield/Venkmen actor/voice actor style loop going on.
While showing my daughter Home Alone 2, I try to talk to her about the Ally Sheedy cameo, all of a sudden I become Conan O’Brien trying to explain to Sona about Burt Mustin.
November 22, 2025 at 4:30 PM
While showing my daughter Home Alone 2, I try to talk to her about the Ally Sheedy cameo, all of a sudden I become Conan O’Brien trying to explain to Sona about Burt Mustin.
Alex Jones on Space Ghost Coast to Coast
YouTube video by internetmicah
youtu.be
November 16, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Does anyone out here looking for vintage machine shop pamphlets? I’m unloading a ton and trying to put up on eBay. Pretty niche stuff I know, but figured I’d post ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
www.ebay.com/usr/bargle_n...
www.ebay.com/usr/bargle_n...
Security Measure | eBay
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November 13, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Does anyone out here looking for vintage machine shop pamphlets? I’m unloading a ton and trying to put up on eBay. Pretty niche stuff I know, but figured I’d post ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
www.ebay.com/usr/bargle_n...
www.ebay.com/usr/bargle_n...
fighting for my life every day in the bathroom, call that potty karate
October 19, 2025 at 3:05 PM
fighting for my life every day in the bathroom, call that potty karate
I figured I’d post a selfie in case y’all forgot about me…
October 13, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I figured I’d post a selfie in case y’all forgot about me…
What do I have to do to find this sweatshirt on eBay??
September 11, 2025 at 5:26 PM
What do I have to do to find this sweatshirt on eBay??
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That's the wrong coffee cup. If your coffee doesn't come in the blue and white cup it's probably too fresh and cost too much money.
September 2, 2025 at 5:35 PM
That's the wrong coffee cup. If your coffee doesn't come in the blue and white cup it's probably too fresh and cost too much money.
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It would be more useful if upon your death your entire watchlist flashed before your eyes.
August 13, 2025 at 12:36 PM
It would be more useful if upon your death your entire watchlist flashed before your eyes.
why’s my wife getting deliveries from my most searched pornhub category??
July 29, 2025 at 9:39 PM
why’s my wife getting deliveries from my most searched pornhub category??
In 1934, a surgeon, Dr. Mario, snapped a famous blurry image with a Game Boy Camera, in conjunction with Game Genie, to unlock NES monster.
July 23, 2025 at 10:00 PM
In 1934, a surgeon, Dr. Mario, snapped a famous blurry image with a Game Boy Camera, in conjunction with Game Genie, to unlock NES monster.
How I feel when I get reposted:
June 14, 2025 at 11:08 PM
How I feel when I get reposted: