ChanceNCounter
@chancencounter.bsky.social
Seattle-based systems programmer and onetime pet care expert. Ostensibly pretty good at some things and alright at others.
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@sportingnews.com Tell your Billy Heyen to do a little background before publishing ultra-brief pieces that offer commentary. Appalling, he writes, for a player to see red after being beaned five times in 15 PAs, three by the same pitcher, who has also beaned him before. How dare he!
August 19, 2025 at 9:00 PM
@sportingnews.com Tell your Billy Heyen to do a little background before publishing ultra-brief pieces that offer commentary. Appalling, he writes, for a player to see red after being beaned five times in 15 PAs, three by the same pitcher, who has also beaned him before. How dare he!
If you think advocacy means policing how other queer people experience or engage with the world, congratulations, you're part of the problem.
June 18, 2025 at 11:15 PM
If you think advocacy means policing how other queer people experience or engage with the world, congratulations, you're part of the problem.
What they mean is "below the federal poverty line," but what they wrote is semantic egoism like you've never seen before
June 4, 2025 at 6:01 PM
What they mean is "below the federal poverty line," but what they wrote is semantic egoism like you've never seen before
@silencergame.bsky.social Just played the demo. It was fun at first, but the immediate inconsistencies in week 3, roughly back to back, were both immersion breaking and frustrating, at which point I quit. The game was doing a good enough job illustrating its point without attempting to force losses.
May 30, 2025 at 2:15 AM
@silencergame.bsky.social Just played the demo. It was fun at first, but the immediate inconsistencies in week 3, roughly back to back, were both immersion breaking and frustrating, at which point I quit. The game was doing a good enough job illustrating its point without attempting to force losses.
@joshjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social the scalpers are back in charge of ticket prices for your stay at the Moore in Seattle. i can get in for a cool $231/ticket in the center balcony. or i can sit/stand in the orchestra pit for $923! what a steal. we need laws against this shit
May 21, 2025 at 2:26 AM
@joshjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social the scalpers are back in charge of ticket prices for your stay at the Moore in Seattle. i can get in for a cool $231/ticket in the center balcony. or i can sit/stand in the orchestra pit for $923! what a steal. we need laws against this shit
and google taketh away
May 11, 2025 at 4:39 AM
and google taketh away
the first American pope concluding his remarks with the hail mary is poetic
May 8, 2025 at 5:37 PM
the first American pope concluding his remarks with the hail mary is poetic
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No one told me I'd have to work through the apocalypse
May 7, 2025 at 4:36 PM
No one told me I'd have to work through the apocalypse
I suppose I should also tag @shannondrayer.bsky.social, might as well alert @lookoutlanding.bsky.social and, out of an abundance of decency, offer @seattlesports710.bsky.social the opportunity to comment
@garyhilljr.bsky.social I was listening to 710 yesterday and it ran a long form ad spot where Kristi Noem brags about deportations and then threatens migrants in plain English.
Surely there's an out in the Ms' contract with Bonneville for when their right wing shit goes too far and harms the brand
Surely there's an out in the Ms' contract with Bonneville for when their right wing shit goes too far and harms the brand
May 6, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I suppose I should also tag @shannondrayer.bsky.social, might as well alert @lookoutlanding.bsky.social and, out of an abundance of decency, offer @seattlesports710.bsky.social the opportunity to comment
@garyhilljr.bsky.social I was listening to 710 yesterday and it ran a long form ad spot where Kristi Noem brags about deportations and then threatens migrants in plain English.
Surely there's an out in the Ms' contract with Bonneville for when their right wing shit goes too far and harms the brand
Surely there's an out in the Ms' contract with Bonneville for when their right wing shit goes too far and harms the brand
May 6, 2025 at 3:18 PM
@garyhilljr.bsky.social I was listening to 710 yesterday and it ran a long form ad spot where Kristi Noem brags about deportations and then threatens migrants in plain English.
Surely there's an out in the Ms' contract with Bonneville for when their right wing shit goes too far and harms the brand
Surely there's an out in the Ms' contract with Bonneville for when their right wing shit goes too far and harms the brand
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Everything is garbage now. Nothing is how it used to be. Not even garbage. The quality of garbage has noticeably decreased since we were children.
May 5, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Everything is garbage now. Nothing is how it used to be. Not even garbage. The quality of garbage has noticeably decreased since we were children.
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You don’t win politically by winning over your opponents, but by building a political bloc that can defeat them.
May 4, 2025 at 12:38 PM
You don’t win politically by winning over your opponents, but by building a political bloc that can defeat them.
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Wow crazy you guys must be giving her a big raise, right?
The Pulitzer Prize for illustrated reporting and
commentary goes to @anntelnaes.bsky.social, for various works that appeared in The Washington Post.
This is her third Pulitzer recognition.
commentary goes to @anntelnaes.bsky.social, for various works that appeared in The Washington Post.
This is her third Pulitzer recognition.
Ann Telnaes
Ann Telnaes was an editorial cartoonist for The Washington Post. She won the Pulitzer Prize for editorial cartooning in 2001 and was a finalist for the prize in 2022.
www.washingtonpost.com
May 5, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Wow crazy you guys must be giving her a big raise, right?
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November 23, 2024 at 12:03 AM
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Pediatricians say that childhood vaccines are safe. A heroin-addled nepo baby with a brain worm says they may not be. For busy voters, it can be hard to know who to believe.
May 5, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Pediatricians say that childhood vaccines are safe. A heroin-addled nepo baby with a brain worm says they may not be. For busy voters, it can be hard to know who to believe.
@apnews.com Feel good about referring to @aoc.bsky.social as a "former bartender" nearly a decade into her tenure as a Member of Congress?
I've never seen you reduce my white, middle class, Baby Boomer representatives to the jobs they worked while they were putting themselves through college.
I've never seen you reduce my white, middle class, Baby Boomer representatives to the jobs they worked while they were putting themselves through college.
May 4, 2025 at 7:03 PM
@apnews.com Feel good about referring to @aoc.bsky.social as a "former bartender" nearly a decade into her tenure as a Member of Congress?
I've never seen you reduce my white, middle class, Baby Boomer representatives to the jobs they worked while they were putting themselves through college.
I've never seen you reduce my white, middle class, Baby Boomer representatives to the jobs they worked while they were putting themselves through college.
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it will never stop being crazy that conservatives have brain poisoned people to the extent that we now have to care deeply about the results of school board elections in places where we don’t live
May 4, 2025 at 4:32 AM
it will never stop being crazy that conservatives have brain poisoned people to the extent that we now have to care deeply about the results of school board elections in places where we don’t live
Call me Tom because you're in my space
Call me Tom because I chase a mouse named Jerry
Call me Tom because I'm not Dick or Harry
May 4, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Call me Tom because you're in my space
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congratulations to Donald Trump on becoming the first American president to lose both a Canadian and an Australian election
Peter Dutton, leader of the right-wing opposition in Australia, lost *his own seat* today — amid his broader loss to the Labor Party that won reelection.
Just like on Tuesday, when Pierre Poilievre, leader of the right-wing opposition in Canada, lost his own seat — amid his party's broader loss.
Just like on Tuesday, when Pierre Poilievre, leader of the right-wing opposition in Canada, lost his own seat — amid his party's broader loss.
May 3, 2025 at 6:47 PM
congratulations to Donald Trump on becoming the first American president to lose both a Canadian and an Australian election
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This is in fact what we have done. Foolish, shortsighted, appalling.
April 15, 2025 at 2:30 PM
This is in fact what we have done. Foolish, shortsighted, appalling.
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Our trade policies should benefit American workers, not just corporate CEOs.
That includes targeted tariffs to stop corporations from outsourcing American jobs & factories.
We do not need a blanket, arbitrary sales tax that will raise prices on products that Americans need.
That includes targeted tariffs to stop corporations from outsourcing American jobs & factories.
We do not need a blanket, arbitrary sales tax that will raise prices on products that Americans need.
April 4, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Our trade policies should benefit American workers, not just corporate CEOs.
That includes targeted tariffs to stop corporations from outsourcing American jobs & factories.
We do not need a blanket, arbitrary sales tax that will raise prices on products that Americans need.
That includes targeted tariffs to stop corporations from outsourcing American jobs & factories.
We do not need a blanket, arbitrary sales tax that will raise prices on products that Americans need.
@lookoutlanding.bsky.social Please give me a reason not to repudiate the Mariners. This has gone on long enough. All they've ever had to do was sign the superstar they constantly trade for at the deadline and then hold the rest of the roster still. It's been decades of bullshit. Why?!
April 2, 2025 at 3:38 AM
@lookoutlanding.bsky.social Please give me a reason not to repudiate the Mariners. This has gone on long enough. All they've ever had to do was sign the superstar they constantly trade for at the deadline and then hold the rest of the roster still. It's been decades of bullshit. Why?!
sic semper tyrannis, or something
Orban gets rushed out of Budapest in a motorcade as his attempt to outlaw protests is totally ignored.
Putin's puppet is likely finished. Just a matter of time now.
Putin's puppet is likely finished. Just a matter of time now.
April 2, 2025 at 3:19 AM
sic semper tyrannis, or something
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I may be tired and a little hoarse, but as I said again and again on the Senate floor, this is a moment where we cannot afford to be silent, when we must speak up.
April 2, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I may be tired and a little hoarse, but as I said again and again on the Senate floor, this is a moment where we cannot afford to be silent, when we must speak up.