ChairmanLMAO
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ChairmanLMAO
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Glate balls of fire! 🔥
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December 30, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Living in the United States feels like when my younger brother pooped in the bathtub we were sharing, and I was trying to get out without contacting Baby Ruth
February 8, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Terrific trash wallow for anyone interested.

www.theatlantic.com/podcasts/202...
The Meaning of Melania
The most interesting part of the first lady’s film is what it leaves out.
www.theatlantic.com
February 8, 2026 at 3:21 PM
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Happy Sunday!
☕️☀️🌸☮️🎵😎💗
February 8, 2026 at 11:58 AM
Ice is purchasing this for a detention center.
Clearly it looks purpose built to safely shelter and care for 10,000 human beings or more. What could possibly go wrong?

Pro tip: try to get in the middle of the line. You'll be more likely to get a bit of meat or potato in your soup.
February 8, 2026 at 2:46 PM
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This is where LOCAL politics are important: If our communities are deciding whether or not to provide land for data centers, or warehouses for ICE detentions, this calm speech is a reminder that when we let Nazis get a foothold in our communities, bad things happen to good people...

Block them all!
👀Now that ICE/DHS are planning to buy ‘mega’ warehouse detention centers across the US to house human beings you might want to listen to this gentleman’s history lesson that he delivered at a city council meeting in AZ. Congress needs to have hearings on this like yesterday.
February 6, 2026 at 3:32 PM
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NYT confirming MS NOW reporting:

Prosecutors began investigating Renee Good's killing, then Washington told them to stop.

Federal prosecutors had a warrant to collect evidence from Good's vehicle, but Trump leaders said to drop it. About a dozen prosecutors have since departed.
Prosecutors Began Investigating Renee Good’s Killing. Washington Told Them to Stop.
www.nytimes.com
February 7, 2026 at 8:10 PM
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I'll just go ahead and leave this here.
February 7, 2026 at 4:00 PM
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The Birther-in-Chief's disgusting history of racism has its own page on Wikipedia.

See for yourself, here: shorturl.at/UQaXQ
February 7, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Music for people who know how much Sudafed you can get for a used catalytic converter
February 6, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Don't wear a blue sport coat with brown pants? 🤷
February 6, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Washington Post Begins Laying Off More Than 300 Journalists
www.nytimes.com
February 4, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Couple more glasses of this and I'll show you how to eat an apple through a picket fence.
February 4, 2026 at 2:17 PM
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Seeing all the “professional” activists go after Stancil is negatively polarizing me into a stance that Minnesota is winning because it’s normal people rising to the occasion and pushing a lot of activist nonsense out of the way by doing it
February 2, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Call the lying bastards in Congress and raise hell.
You'll feel better.
February 2, 2026 at 9:30 PM
The Shart of the Deal

youtu.be/u_6kGluvINg?...
Trump Does Not Take Reporters' Questions After Signing Executive Order In The Oval Office
YouTube video by Forbes Breaking News
youtu.be
February 1, 2026 at 9:50 PM
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In this Ohio diner, the clap is what you do after every high school football game. But they do know this: it’s not surprising that a guy whose operating systems are always getting viruses contracted an STD from a prostitute.
February 1, 2026 at 1:13 PM
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UTAH auto body shop owner: “You guys broke the fucking window to get in here! Where is your warrant??”

Trump’s ICE goons: “Yes we did… We don’t need one.” 🤔

Rights are gone under this regime.

(From Somali Snaps: www.instagram.com/reel/DUKpzuS...)
January 31, 2026 at 1:30 PM
January 31, 2026 at 9:58 PM
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Hell, yeah.

“I’ve got white skin, so I’m using my privilege to speak for my friends and neighbors. We’re telling them to stay home and stay safe, and we’re coming out and fighting for them.”
January 31, 2026 at 12:12 AM
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not to mention that Warsh is also mentioned by name in the Epstien files.
January 31, 2026 at 10:29 AM
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The arrest of Don Lemon is textbook fascism—a brazen attempt to silence reporting on a criminal regime. Stand up for Don, because our rights stand and fall with those of courageous journalists throughout this country.
January 30, 2026 at 7:18 PM
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Dude looks like Woody Allen picking his wife up from daycare
January 30, 2026 at 5:10 PM
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😂😂😂
January 29, 2026 at 12:21 PM
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The laundromat. Not prisons, but laundromats. Homan needs those memos on changes he stated today, which were the same statements made last January read to ICE cuz they be illiterate. Oh by the way, violation of the 4th amendment happening! N, I’d sue their ass for assault cuz I’m that kinda Bit€h!
January 30, 2026 at 10:05 AM