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Andy Kimy
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Andy Kimy @andykimy.bsky.social · Mar 22
RIP, George Foreman. he is survived by his children: George Foreman, George Foreman, George Foreman, Georgia Foreman, and George Foreman
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Andy Kimy @andykimy.bsky.social · 3h
the dog whistle is a foghorn
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Andy Kimy @andykimy.bsky.social · 1d
Trump wouldn’t join bluesky if it was “failing” btw
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Andy Kimy @andykimy.bsky.social · 1d
For one man’s ego
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Andy Kimy @andykimy.bsky.social · 1d
Gosh I feel like we used to have a word for unpaid workers
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Andy Kimy @andykimy.bsky.social · 3d
Psst. That’s why he got the job
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Andy Kimy @andykimy.bsky.social · 3d
Hilarious how mad museums gets when they’re the ones who were robbed
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Andy Kimy @andykimy.bsky.social · 6d
It's Obama
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Andy Kimy @andykimy.bsky.social · 7d
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Andy Kimy @andykimy.bsky.social · 8d
It’s their reality, we’re just living in it
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Andy Kimy @andykimy.bsky.social · 10d
a young boy wearing a fireman 's helmet says bye
ALT: a young boy wearing a fireman 's helmet says bye
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Andy Kimy @andykimy.bsky.social · 10d
Why would you come on here just to bring me this terrible news
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Andy Kimy @andykimy.bsky.social · 11d
SEND THEM TO THE HAGUE. ALL OF THEM.
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Andy Kimy @andykimy.bsky.social · 12d
It’s so good!!
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Andy Kimy @andykimy.bsky.social · 12d
That means they’ve been “Weekend At Bernie’s-ing” him for the last 6 weeks
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Andy Kimy @andykimy.bsky.social · 12d
That means they’re shocked his heart is still ticking
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Andy Kimy @andykimy.bsky.social · 13d
Zendaya is Meechee
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Andy Kimy @andykimy.bsky.social · 13d
Boring culture outside of the cities
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Andy Kimy @andykimy.bsky.social · 14d
as opposed to when the gov't was open and he was, like, so totally about Democrat programs
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Andy Kimy @andykimy.bsky.social · 15d
Didn’t cite age? Pray tell, what was the CAUSE of the “Mid-battle switch”??
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Andy Kimy @andykimy.bsky.social · 16d
“He was drinking raw milk all day every day”
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Andy Kimy @andykimy.bsky.social · 20d
Oh he’s like, ‘F*CKED’ f*cked
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Andy Kimy @andykimy.bsky.social · 20d
Curious how he voted
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Andy Kimy @andykimy.bsky.social · 22d
www.youtube.com/shorts/3gB-k...
UPDATE: the gentleman who threatened to release Speaker Mike Johnson's Grindr account
YouTube video by TizzyEnt
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Andy Kimy @andykimy.bsky.social · 23d
Isn’t that…your job?