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Certified Nerd Girl Inc.
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Just another opinionated bitch on the internet.
Independent / Progressive
MAGA and Minors DNI.
Views expressed are my own and not those of those who sign my paycheck. Reposting does not imply endorsement.
Pinned
Middle-aged trans woman.
Back from a break. Still pissed off about the state of things.
I write stuff, I complain about stuff, sometimes both at once.
Just some bitch on the internet.
Everything after Web 1.0 was a mistake.
These AI coke ads are just embarrassing.
December 8, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Little too far to the right there Butker.
Butker wide reverb
December 8, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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My therapist’s business name is a little blunt, I think
December 7, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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Yes Eve was the first ever trans woman
December 6, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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"You agreed with Charlie Kirk about trans people and hell will freeze over before I ever vote for you."
-Jillian 12/25
"I was a stranger and you welcomed me." -Matthew 25:35
December 6, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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If you buy or watch or support JK Rowling's properties or licensed properties in any way, YOU are helping fund this hate.
These institutions are acting out of fear — fear of litigation, fear of lobby groups, fear of being dragged into a financially ruinous court case they cannot possibly afford to win.
buff.ly/1OSzanb

#LGBTQ #UKPolitics #GirlGuides #WomensInstitute
The Real Reason the Girl Guides and WI Turned Away Trans Women
How the Supreme court ruling has been weaponised against British institutions.
buff.ly
December 6, 2025 at 2:50 PM
"But first it will be subjected to intense regulatory review in the US and other countries."

Translation: But first it will need to figure out exactly how much crypto it will need to purchase to bribe the Trump Org with.
Netflix announces deal to buy Warner Bros. and HBO | CNN Business
Netflix has triumphed in the bidding war for Warner Bros. and HBO.
share.google
December 5, 2025 at 3:24 PM
the sooner the Dems learn this, the better.
Ahem.

If the things you require me to sacrifice "for the greater good" are my healthcare, my safety, my bodily autonomy and my right to exist as an equal human being in your society, then it's not the good at all.
Not voting, or voting for a third party candidate that does not have a chance of winning, reduces the number of votes for a candidate that is probably more similar to one's beliefs than the other. Nationally, there are two parties. One of their candidates is going to be elected. Choose wisely.
December 4, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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As a trans woman my best bit of advice for anyone newly transitioning is to get used to the simmering anger you will have once you lose those male privileges you never wanted to admit you had.
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🏳️‍⚧️♀️🏳️‍🌈
December 4, 2025 at 10:36 AM
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In her cold castle, the billionaire author picks up her poison pen and scratches out the first lines of a bitter response.

She'll pay to have it printed far and wide, and another human voice will be drowned in the unending tide of her hate.

Her own humanity, hiding in the shadows, cringes.
Ashley James, celebrity star of Good Morning has resigned from Girl Guides in response to their exclusion of trans girls.
December 4, 2025 at 10:59 AM
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Hello #Artists,
I’m looking to hire someone to do a line drawing illustration for a song I’ll be releasing pretty soon.

The image concept itself is pretty simple, but has a lot of dark energy, so looking for someone who can capture darkness.

Pls RS for visibility 💗
December 4, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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You know what this reminds me of now? Bigoted parents telling themselves that 30 years down the road, their queer kids will thank them. And 40 years later, they're still waiting for a phone call. 😒
"“My hope is that the message that the transgender community gets from this is not one of betrayal, but is one of our desire to continue to maintain those friendships and that support,...when that anger subsides the transgender community will know that we stand with them."

Nope, it's betrayal.
“I spoke to one 80-year-old woman who has been in our organisation for decades, who said it was one of the greatest experiences of her life, and the only place in her 80 years where she’s been treated as a woman with respect.”
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
December 3, 2025 at 2:39 PM
This jackass doesn't know shit unless it is related to the porn on his kids phone.
RAJU: If defenseless survivors were killed, would that constitute a violation of the laws of war?

MIKE JOHNSON: I'm not going to prejudge any of that. I was pretty busy yesterday. I didn't follow a lot of the news.
December 2, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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And you don't have to WANT to pass as cisgender...
December 2, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Cancelled last week. Its not much better but I have access to a YouTube premium sub that I'm using as a stop gap while I stand up my own media server.
December 2, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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By these folks…
December 1, 2025 at 5:08 AM
this tbh
We cannot attempt to "unify" the community because it does not want unity. It wants chaos and people to torture.
December 1, 2025 at 6:34 AM
good thread on something I have some experience with sadly.
Now that it looks like the online mob managed to chase *another* big trans account off the site for the long haul (Starfish), I'm gonna take a moment to note that the most interesting contrast in marginalized queer group outcomes has been trans ppl vs furries, b/c of respectability politics.
December 1, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Although, they would never admit it, this is because it's way easier to replace the executives with AI than it is to replace the line workers.
we are led by the least among us
November 30, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Knew there was always a reason I loved Paramore.
November 30, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Every day I'm glad I have this idiotic pick-me blocked.
I see the apology tour is going well
November 25, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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Everytime a trans girl plays sports along her cis girl mates they go like: "Gigantic, huge manly man crashing through little, daint, girly-babies", even when she's about the same size as them. But when a 6.4, heavy-set adult man attacks a noticeably smaller teen, she suddenly is just an 'activist'…
November 25, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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Carrie Fisher was the blueprint.
Protect your people. Call out the predators.
#RESIST
November 24, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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Elon Musk is very explicitly altering the X algorithm to show people content that aligns with his far-right worldview.

If you're still posting there and think you can win hearts and minds or something, this is what you're up against. You're never going to win a rigged game.
November 21, 2025 at 12:36 AM