Chris C
@ccaylor.bsky.social
Husband, Dad, occasional non-conformist. Sarcasm used often, sometimes without forethought. Loather of winter. Low tolerance for idiots, NONE for MAGA.
Broken legs cause explosive diarrhea???
I plan to go on a walk despite eating too much Taco Bell last night. Similar struggle.
Daniel Jones plans to play through fractured fibula
November 27, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Broken legs cause explosive diarrhea???
Which has NOTHING to do with what the Blue Jays do. Grow the fuck up.
And we nurses are earning squat and taking second jobs.🤔
November 27, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Which has NOTHING to do with what the Blue Jays do. Grow the fuck up.
Anyone who thinks pecan pie is better than apple pie is a blithering moron.
Apparently, not everyone agreed with my correct assertion recently that apple pie is bad. After Kyle Brandt's poll, we delved deeply into the issue.
November 26, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Anyone who thinks pecan pie is better than apple pie is a blithering moron.
More like "crapsheet" with this take..... 😄
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 25, 2025 at 10:16 PM
More like "crapsheet" with this take..... 😄
Stapleton is actually one of the only artists around who could pull off a remake of that song....
If ESPN can play Phil Collins heading into the fourth quarter, why can't it open with his version of "In the Air Tonight" instead of the crappy remake?
November 25, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Stapleton is actually one of the only artists around who could pull off a remake of that song....
GTFO with this snotty bullshit. 🖕🖕
November 24, 2025 at 9:59 PM
GTFO with this snotty bullshit. 🖕🖕
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47 years ago today, dozens of turkeys met their unfortunate demise in a Cincinnati parking lot.
November 24, 2025 at 8:59 PM
47 years ago today, dozens of turkeys met their unfortunate demise in a Cincinnati parking lot.
Get green bean casserole TFO here
with charity and goodwill, i must here part ways with rolls.
November 24, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Get green bean casserole TFO here
Same on both counts...
I’m having a way harder time getting over the time change this year. And I don’t mean like I’m depressed I just mean that my brain keeps being like “this feels way later than 530”
November 21, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Same on both counts...
And then Eagles fans wonder why people don't like them....
![old tweet from me
ME, AN EAGLES FAN: the eagles stink
YOU, NOT AN EAGLES FAN: yeah they’re having a rough year
ME, AN EAGLES FAN: [suddenly simmering with rage] you… come into MY home… and you DISRESPECT the philadelphia eagles?](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:azi27f6jdow5l62hutaofpon/bafkreiekbg2kurbbeyoffv6zuzpwchb73mhthv626pewqxm7nthtoo37ma@jpeg)
November 21, 2025 at 5:04 PM
And then Eagles fans wonder why people don't like them....
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not sure how I've never seen this before, but damn it's brilliant
November 21, 2025 at 4:36 PM
not sure how I've never seen this before, but damn it's brilliant
🤯🤯
what if Russell Crowe dabbled in Hannibal Lecter, but as a musical called Glad He Ate Her
November 21, 2025 at 5:22 AM
🤯🤯
Not sure why he's doing this but I'm really enjoying it 🫡
Okay I’m just gonna post Jim Rockford voice messages for the next 24 hours
“Hey Jim, it’s Darryl, remember when I said the check’s in the mail? Well it still is because I forgot to put the little flag up on the box”
“Hey Jim, it’s Darryl, remember when I said the check’s in the mail? Well it still is because I forgot to put the little flag up on the box”
November 21, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Not sure why he's doing this but I'm really enjoying it 🫡
No one wants to read about the god damn Chiefs being 10-0 man, come on
The 10-0 Kansas City Chiefs? The 2-8 Philadelphia Eagles? Shake up just a few one-score games this year, and the headlines would be a lot different.
ftnfantasy.com/nfl/one-scor...
ftnfantasy.com/nfl/one-scor...
One-Score Games and the Kansas City Chiefs
In a world where all one-score games went the other way, the Kansas City Chiefs would be 10-0. What does this tell us about how good teams are in 2025?
ftnfantasy.com
November 19, 2025 at 8:24 PM
No one wants to read about the god damn Chiefs being 10-0 man, come on
This is always the best part of any Raiders loss....
The best thing about this game tonight has been the shots of sad Raider fans in the crowd in full costume
November 18, 2025 at 3:53 AM
This is always the best part of any Raiders loss....
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For real, y'all. You don't have to hate-read things. You don't have to hate-watch, hate-follow, any of those.
There are so many things in daily life that is going to make you angry, if you're paying any attention at all. Why seek out more of them?
There are so many things in daily life that is going to make you angry, if you're paying any attention at all. Why seek out more of them?
November 17, 2025 at 4:14 PM
For real, y'all. You don't have to hate-read things. You don't have to hate-watch, hate-follow, any of those.
There are so many things in daily life that is going to make you angry, if you're paying any attention at all. Why seek out more of them?
There are so many things in daily life that is going to make you angry, if you're paying any attention at all. Why seek out more of them?
Making bad decisions does not automatically equate with "living"....
Nine. Have I really lived? Nein.
Hmmm...🤔
November 17, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Making bad decisions does not automatically equate with "living"....
YEEEEEEAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! FUCK YOU CHIEFS
November 17, 2025 at 12:40 AM
YEEEEEEAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! FUCK YOU CHIEFS
22 yards? He ran for at least twice that
Ja'Quan McMillian with the INT ... not sure what Patrick Mahomes was thinking, but that gift takes three points off the board for KC. Broncos called for an illegal block after the play, so they lose 22 yards of return yardage, but still, a HUGE turn of events for Denver.
November 16, 2025 at 11:17 PM
22 yards? He ran for at least twice that
Many fans have wondered why you're wasting time on this when the show ended literally YEARS ago...
Many fans of House have wondered whether the medical drama's caustic and sarcastic titular character, Dr. Gregory House, is based on an actual person.
Is Hugh Laurie's Dr. Gregory House Based On A Real Person? - TVLine
www.tvline.com
November 16, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Many fans have wondered why you're wasting time on this when the show ended literally YEARS ago...
Would be a perfect match: asshole coach, asshole school.
There has been a lot of speculation about Penn State's interest in potential coaches.
One wild card in the mix: former New York Giants head coach Brian Daboll: http://dlvr.it/TPGbfb
One wild card in the mix: former New York Giants head coach Brian Daboll: http://dlvr.it/TPGbfb
November 14, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Would be a perfect match: asshole coach, asshole school.