cccantú
@ccantu.bsky.social
failed musician / tech marketer in Austin, Texas
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@ccantu.bsky.social
· Nov 8
born too late to have our brains melted by leaded gas. born too early for our brains to be rewired by microplastics.
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generational discourse can be solved once and for all by distinguishing between "remembers no computers", "remembers no personal computers", and "remembers no cell phones". everything before that fought in wars. everything after that is, best case scenario, inventing the borg
December 11, 2025 at 2:35 AM
generational discourse can be solved once and for all by distinguishing between "remembers no computers", "remembers no personal computers", and "remembers no cell phones". everything before that fought in wars. everything after that is, best case scenario, inventing the borg
I guess he was not entertained
Russell Crowe slams 'Gladiator 2'
"[It's] a really unfortunate example of even the people in that engine room not actually understanding what made the first one special ... It wasn’t the circumstance. It wasn’t the action. It was the moral core"
(via Triple J)
"[It's] a really unfortunate example of even the people in that engine room not actually understanding what made the first one special ... It wasn’t the circumstance. It wasn’t the action. It was the moral core"
(via Triple J)
December 9, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I guess he was not entertained
"how is she gonna fit a PS5 in that cake? ...oh."
I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end
December 9, 2025 at 5:15 PM
"how is she gonna fit a PS5 in that cake? ...oh."
imagine that: a single payer.
Rand Paul on his healthcare plan: "What if you could join Costco? Costco has 44m members and if one person negotiated for all 44 and they bought a group plan like Toyota or General Motors does, they would be the largest collective entity in the country. They would drive prices down by sheer might."
December 9, 2025 at 1:18 PM
imagine that: a single payer.
I really don't see how the U.S. ever comes back from this stupidity.
RFK Jr: "All of the ingenuity of corporate America has not produced an infant formula that is superior in nutrition and all the qualities that we want to the infant formula that God made, which is the infant formula in a mother's breast."
December 8, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I really don't see how the U.S. ever comes back from this stupidity.
real talk: olivia nuzzi will be the head of pr at an evil tech company with a 3x larger salary inside of 2 years
December 5, 2025 at 11:07 PM
real talk: olivia nuzzi will be the head of pr at an evil tech company with a 3x larger salary inside of 2 years
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I Think Her Party Should Be Making Statements In Her Defense And The Greater Somali Community
December 3, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I Think Her Party Should Be Making Statements In Her Defense And The Greater Somali Community
bookmarking this for future catastrophes
Kristi Noem: "Sir, you made it through hurricane season without a hurricane. You kept the hurricanes away. We appreciate that."
December 2, 2025 at 7:35 PM
bookmarking this for future catastrophes
How is the follow up here not to ask him about the pardon of the largest cocaine smuggler ever convicted that happened earlier this week??
Trump on the land strikes he's planning: "If the come in through a certain country, any country ... I hear Colombia is making cocaine ... anybody doing that and selling it into our country is subject to attack"
December 2, 2025 at 7:34 PM
How is the follow up here not to ask him about the pardon of the largest cocaine smuggler ever convicted that happened earlier this week??
this student literally wasting tens of thousands of dollars going to college. just drop out do a reactionary tiktok account or something!
Turning Point at OU posted this girl's essay in full and man is it rough
November 29, 2025 at 9:04 PM
this student literally wasting tens of thousands of dollars going to college. just drop out do a reactionary tiktok account or something!
just did the regrettable RFK Jr / Nuzzi / Lizza google search and might've ruined my Thanksgiving
November 23, 2025 at 1:27 AM
just did the regrettable RFK Jr / Nuzzi / Lizza google search and might've ruined my Thanksgiving
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this is like that scene in office space where the consultants end up loving peter
November 21, 2025 at 9:17 PM
this is like that scene in office space where the consultants end up loving peter
translating the news for my interns: "chopped unc glazes nyc's new rizzler fr gng!"
November 21, 2025 at 9:18 PM
translating the news for my interns: "chopped unc glazes nyc's new rizzler fr gng!"
"Crawling In The Dark" by Hoobastank or basically the entire red hot chili peppers discography
In honor of me listening to "Blurry" by Puddle of Mudd several times, what's a song you love that isn't very good by a band/group/artist that isn't very good either
November 20, 2025 at 6:13 AM
"Crawling In The Dark" by Hoobastank or basically the entire red hot chili peppers discography
has anyone asked MBS about The Line™
November 19, 2025 at 9:23 PM
has anyone asked MBS about The Line™
Everyone loves Ana Liz Taqueria, but more people should know about Yum-Yum's hot cheeto and nacho cheese burger in Mission, Texas.
November 19, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Everyone loves Ana Liz Taqueria, but more people should know about Yum-Yum's hot cheeto and nacho cheese burger in Mission, Texas.
this would be the biggest political scandal in american history if not for the fact that the president is also deeply implicated in the biggest child sex trafficking scandal in american history.
An Emirati investment fund used a Trump-family cryptocurrency in a $2 billion deal. The cryptocurrency had been on the market for five weeks. The Emiratis tell 60 Minutes they chose World Liberty crypto for “business suitability.” cbsn.ws/4r3epvX
November 17, 2025 at 1:18 AM
this would be the biggest political scandal in american history if not for the fact that the president is also deeply implicated in the biggest child sex trafficking scandal in american history.
I'm calling for a complete and total shutdown of the new york times until we figure out what the hell is going on over there
November 14, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I'm calling for a complete and total shutdown of the new york times until we figure out what the hell is going on over there
I know it smell crazy in there
you can’t be putting this in the paper (gift link but i do not recommend you use it www.nytimes.com/2025/11/14/s...)
November 14, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I know it smell crazy in there
just let out a completely involuntary "fuck off..."
you can’t be putting this in the paper (gift link but i do not recommend you use it www.nytimes.com/2025/11/14/s...)
November 14, 2025 at 5:49 PM
just let out a completely involuntary "fuck off..."
Keep Austin Weird!
*monkey's paw curls*
*monkey's paw curls*
November 13, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Keep Austin Weird!
*monkey's paw curls*
*monkey's paw curls*
Fun night for doordash pr lmao
They’ve laid off so many people that the government is now getting its economic data from DoorDash.
November 12, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Fun night for doordash pr lmao