Bruce Don 🇪🇺
@caughtjester.bsky.social
I post my own photos and puns. I’m on here for fun, so nothing too serious. I post photos on Instagram as bruce_caughtjester if you’re interested.
@thros.bsky.social Hi Aitch, the naked cake, which is for us, has just been given a couple of tots of whisky prior to marzipan and icing. The iced one is a gift and ready to go.
December 15, 2025 at 5:29 PM
@thros.bsky.social Hi Aitch, the naked cake, which is for us, has just been given a couple of tots of whisky prior to marzipan and icing. The iced one is a gift and ready to go.
When I was in primary school the teacher asked my class. “Can you use the word Judicious in a sentence?”.
The class remained silent but I remembered one, so I said 🎶Now hands that judicious can feel soft as your face, with mild green Fairy Liquid🎶. #earworm
The class remained silent but I remembered one, so I said 🎶Now hands that judicious can feel soft as your face, with mild green Fairy Liquid🎶. #earworm
December 14, 2025 at 9:19 PM
When I was in primary school the teacher asked my class. “Can you use the word Judicious in a sentence?”.
The class remained silent but I remembered one, so I said 🎶Now hands that judicious can feel soft as your face, with mild green Fairy Liquid🎶. #earworm
The class remained silent but I remembered one, so I said 🎶Now hands that judicious can feel soft as your face, with mild green Fairy Liquid🎶. #earworm
A rare photo of me (on the wrong side of the lens), in Passau Germany. The wings were made from latex gloves. #SundayPixWings
December 14, 2025 at 12:54 PM
A rare photo of me (on the wrong side of the lens), in Passau Germany. The wings were made from latex gloves. #SundayPixWings
The Knife Angel outside Coventry Cathedral. #SundayPixWings
December 14, 2025 at 12:50 PM
The Knife Angel outside Coventry Cathedral. #SundayPixWings
Street art advert in an alleyway in Knaresborough. #SundayPixWings
December 14, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Street art advert in an alleyway in Knaresborough. #SundayPixWings
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One of the really useful things from the fascist site was the ability to switch off an individual account's reposts which meant you only saw their posts. Any chance of getting that here please @bsky.app @support.bsky.team ? I'll fill in a suggestion form anyway
December 13, 2025 at 3:58 PM
One of the really useful things from the fascist site was the ability to switch off an individual account's reposts which meant you only saw their posts. Any chance of getting that here please @bsky.app @support.bsky.team ? I'll fill in a suggestion form anyway
Two Christmas cakes decorated with the help of our 6 yo granddaughter. One is for her. @thros.bsky.social
December 13, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Two Christmas cakes decorated with the help of our 6 yo granddaughter. One is for her. @thros.bsky.social
@wheeliebinfed.bsky.social It makes a change from the usual black Goth bins.
December 12, 2025 at 7:14 PM
@wheeliebinfed.bsky.social It makes a change from the usual black Goth bins.
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I really wish bluesky would give us a way to remove followers.
At the moment the only option is a nuclear block
@support.bsky.team
At the moment the only option is a nuclear block
@support.bsky.team
December 12, 2025 at 10:43 AM
I really wish bluesky would give us a way to remove followers.
At the moment the only option is a nuclear block
@support.bsky.team
At the moment the only option is a nuclear block
@support.bsky.team
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This is quite fabulous and worth a few seconds of anyone's time if they need cheering up on this dreary morning.
Plate, may I introuce arse? Arse, this is plate. Say how do you do.
Plate, may I introuce arse? Arse, this is plate. Say how do you do.
December 12, 2025 at 9:12 AM
This is quite fabulous and worth a few seconds of anyone's time if they need cheering up on this dreary morning.
Plate, may I introuce arse? Arse, this is plate. Say how do you do.
Plate, may I introuce arse? Arse, this is plate. Say how do you do.
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Has anyone had their eyes lasered? And if you did, did you go with Optical Express? I'd rather go somewhere recommended.
December 11, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Has anyone had their eyes lasered? And if you did, did you go with Optical Express? I'd rather go somewhere recommended.
My mate went to the fancy dress shop and while trying on a Vicar’s costume he urinated on a Police outfit and a Martian suit.
He pissed cop alien?.
No, he was meant to be a Presbyterian. #LunchPun
He pissed cop alien?.
No, he was meant to be a Presbyterian. #LunchPun
December 11, 2025 at 1:00 PM
My mate went to the fancy dress shop and while trying on a Vicar’s costume he urinated on a Police outfit and a Martian suit.
He pissed cop alien?.
No, he was meant to be a Presbyterian. #LunchPun
He pissed cop alien?.
No, he was meant to be a Presbyterian. #LunchPun
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Anyway, weirdly ten people in my clinic today bought my first book - one after the other.
How wonderful.
It's actually okay, tbh.
How wonderful.
It's actually okay, tbh.
December 11, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Anyway, weirdly ten people in my clinic today bought my first book - one after the other.
How wonderful.
It's actually okay, tbh.
How wonderful.
It's actually okay, tbh.
My mate wanted to show me a short film about equine dentistry on his laptop.
I said “No, I can’t look a gif’d horse in the mouth”. #LunchPun
I said “No, I can’t look a gif’d horse in the mouth”. #LunchPun
December 10, 2025 at 12:17 PM
My mate wanted to show me a short film about equine dentistry on his laptop.
I said “No, I can’t look a gif’d horse in the mouth”. #LunchPun
I said “No, I can’t look a gif’d horse in the mouth”. #LunchPun
Happy Birthday I hope you have a great day. @lyndonmarquis.bsky.social
December 10, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Happy Birthday I hope you have a great day. @lyndonmarquis.bsky.social
I was pretty excited when I saw this van from a distance. However as I got closer it turned out to be a bit of an…
December 9, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I was pretty excited when I saw this van from a distance. However as I got closer it turned out to be a bit of an…
As a result of long term illness, the brother of the late Bruce Lee was unable to star in martial arts films. It’s a shame, he’s Paul Lee after all. #LunchPun
December 9, 2025 at 12:26 PM
As a result of long term illness, the brother of the late Bruce Lee was unable to star in martial arts films. It’s a shame, he’s Paul Lee after all. #LunchPun
“Hello Geordie, am I on the correct street”?.
“Nur but ya on the…”
“Nur but ya on the…”
December 8, 2025 at 8:51 PM
“Hello Geordie, am I on the correct street”?.
“Nur but ya on the…”
“Nur but ya on the…”
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This is now reduced as I need to move it on. Mainly because I know that if I don’t soon I will keep it.
www.ebay.co.uk/itm/26750194...
www.ebay.co.uk/itm/26750194...
Vintage Apple iMac G3 in tangerine. Lots of software and in good condition. | eBay UK
This is my Apple iMac G3 in tangerine. It is in good working condition. There is a new hard drive in there as the original one was on it's way out and now has a clean install of Mac OS 8.6.
www.ebay.co.uk
December 8, 2025 at 1:54 PM
This is now reduced as I need to move it on. Mainly because I know that if I don’t soon I will keep it.
www.ebay.co.uk/itm/26750194...
www.ebay.co.uk/itm/26750194...
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If you're stumped for Christmas presents, this book would make the ideal stocking filler!
With over 600 jokes, it's available on Amazon for £7.99
Review: "Absolutely packed with great puns and one liners, highly recommended for all pun-lovers out there!"
Link: amzn.to/3HY866n
With over 600 jokes, it's available on Amazon for £7.99
Review: "Absolutely packed with great puns and one liners, highly recommended for all pun-lovers out there!"
Link: amzn.to/3HY866n
The Punball Wizard
The Punball Wizard : Pulsford, Richard: Amazon.co.uk: Books
amzn.to
December 8, 2025 at 12:00 PM
If you're stumped for Christmas presents, this book would make the ideal stocking filler!
With over 600 jokes, it's available on Amazon for £7.99
Review: "Absolutely packed with great puns and one liners, highly recommended for all pun-lovers out there!"
Link: amzn.to/3HY866n
With over 600 jokes, it's available on Amazon for £7.99
Review: "Absolutely packed with great puns and one liners, highly recommended for all pun-lovers out there!"
Link: amzn.to/3HY866n
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My cat sofas are at their cheapest ever! #Caturday #CatsofBluesky #BlueskyCats
Now is the perfect time to buy one for your own cat or as a gift for a cat lover.. craftysharp.etsy.com
Now is the perfect time to buy one for your own cat or as a gift for a cat lover.. craftysharp.etsy.com
December 6, 2025 at 1:44 PM
My cat sofas are at their cheapest ever! #Caturday #CatsofBluesky #BlueskyCats
Now is the perfect time to buy one for your own cat or as a gift for a cat lover.. craftysharp.etsy.com
Now is the perfect time to buy one for your own cat or as a gift for a cat lover.. craftysharp.etsy.com
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Anyone fancy a Yamaha DJX 2B groovebox?
In working condition and guaranteed to make you have fun.
£40 and local collection/drop off.
www.ebay.co.uk/itm/26750198...
In working condition and guaranteed to make you have fun.
£40 and local collection/drop off.
www.ebay.co.uk/itm/26750198...
Yamaha DJX 2B 90s Groovebox | eBay UK
Find many great new & used options and get the best deals for Yamaha DJX 2B 90s Groovebox at the best online prices at eBay UK! Free delivery for many products!
www.ebay.co.uk
December 5, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Anyone fancy a Yamaha DJX 2B groovebox?
In working condition and guaranteed to make you have fun.
£40 and local collection/drop off.
www.ebay.co.uk/itm/26750198...
In working condition and guaranteed to make you have fun.
£40 and local collection/drop off.
www.ebay.co.uk/itm/26750198...