andromedadurham.bsky.social
@andromedadurham.bsky.social
I'm roasting sausages with marmalade because The Hairy Bikers said I should.
November 29, 2025 at 5:44 PM
They may not look pretty but the devil doesn't need to. Lucifer biscuits (ginger and chilli). Guaranteed to blow your head clean off.
November 29, 2025 at 1:49 PM
This is a total subtweet but I'd far rather watch people enjoy quote tweet games than sneer at them for doing it.
November 29, 2025 at 11:31 AM
I've moved into the spare bed because the OH is currently spending his nights trying to cough up a lung. It's brilliant. I'm starfishing in a king size bed with the fancy bedding I bought to impress guests. Might gaslight him into thinking he's ill for the next 6 months.
November 29, 2025 at 9:59 AM
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I understand some of you with proper jobs have your payday today. *smiles at you for too long* marswasrubbish.etsy.com
November 28, 2025 at 11:19 AM
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There was no state. Who does she think crucified him, an anarchist collective?
November 28, 2025 at 11:22 AM
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"Whoever has two coats, let him give one to the one who has none. He who has food let him do likewise"
Luke 3.11
"Tough shit, loser"
Kemi 1.1
November 28, 2025 at 11:29 AM
"For I was hungry and you gave me something to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me something to drink, I was a stranger and you invited me in."
St. Matthew's Gospel. Right there.
November 28, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you have seen
Ian Dury and the Blockheads
Bruce Springsteen
Elton John
Rainbow
Fleetwood Mac
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you have seen

Pink Floyd
Genesis
Cliff Richard
John Otway
Clare Teale
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen.

Pink Floyd
Steeleye Span
Fauré's Requiem
Boomtown Rats
Stranglers
November 27, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I've just sliced up a head of spring cabbage and decapitated an ant. Took its head clean off. If we ever go in for guillotining I'm putting my name down for the job.
November 27, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Up before god for an appointment at the spendy dentist. If I'd read the information pack properly I'd have known it was pre-med not surgery. Psyched myself up for nowt. Still, they extracted 5 grand so at least something important happened.
November 26, 2025 at 10:32 AM
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I don't know, but I get the feeling that comments like this are only made by folk who live within walking distance of massively public funded public transport projects like Crossrail. Maybe we can just put up fuel duty inside the M25
November 25, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Going to see Steeleye Span tonight. Totally got my finger on the pulse of modern music.
November 24, 2025 at 5:20 PM
November 23, 2025 at 9:06 AM
I've just been to see The Choral. It's wonderful. What a lovely, bittersweet story.
November 22, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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With alt text.
November 22, 2025 at 9:49 AM
I wish Bluesky had something other than a heart reaction for posts. I much prefer Facebook's range of acknowledgements.
November 22, 2025 at 9:50 AM
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It speaks volumes about the place the Eton Mafia holds in this godforsaken nation that a man like Boris Johnson climbed any higher in life than being a children's entertainer on administrative leave pending the outcome of a tribunal.
November 22, 2025 at 1:42 AM
1/2 In case you ever wondered what teachers are up against, I came across a child today that I taught. At Parents' Evening their family really got the hump with me because I told them the child was so polite and well-behaved. They were so annoyed that the child wasn't a problem like they'd been..
November 21, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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A little reminder that for Black Friday I'm doing absolutely nothing. Thank you x marswasrubbish.etsy.com/uk/listing/1...
November 21, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Did a really annoyed cat in acrylics at art class today. It probably needed a bit more work but the snow came and I was too scared to stay.
November 20, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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My mother saved for years to go to Corfu she didn't get charitable status for it.
November 19, 2025 at 5:07 PM
The Airbnb left us a sewing kit. Someone's put biscuits in it. Bit weird.
November 19, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Finally back from a day of graduation celebrations. I'm all partied out and spent up. Graduates certainly know how to eat.
November 18, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Coldest day of the year. Perfect for standing around York Minster in the sleet with my hairy graduand.
November 18, 2025 at 12:10 PM