Tim (Tenser's Herniated Disc)
@catwizard.bsky.social
I like D&D and puns
Well, I did it! Submitted my first ever short story for a writing challenge. Only took, like, 30 fucking years.
Gonna go throw up now.
Gonna go throw up now.
January 18, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Well, I did it! Submitted my first ever short story for a writing challenge. Only took, like, 30 fucking years.
Gonna go throw up now.
Gonna go throw up now.
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Apple HQ. The Board has gathered. The CTO is in attendance. This new consultant has worked on hundreds of products, made millions for a variety of startups. Excitement is high.
He speaks.
"Hey there, it's Josh. Welcome back to Let's Game It Out! We're checking out iOS 26 today..."
He speaks.
"Hey there, it's Josh. Welcome back to Let's Game It Out! We're checking out iOS 26 today..."
what depraved, experimental-drug-and-enzymes addled little freak-goblin at Apple looked at the iOS 26 UI and went “oh, yes, this is great, people will love this”
January 17, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Apple HQ. The Board has gathered. The CTO is in attendance. This new consultant has worked on hundreds of products, made millions for a variety of startups. Excitement is high.
He speaks.
"Hey there, it's Josh. Welcome back to Let's Game It Out! We're checking out iOS 26 today..."
He speaks.
"Hey there, it's Josh. Welcome back to Let's Game It Out! We're checking out iOS 26 today..."
I realized as soon as I hit post that you can read this in Lewis Black's voice.
How can you NOT verify it?! It's going to be a hole where holes usually aren't! Does he have one? No?! Then he didn't get fucking stabbed!!!
January 18, 2026 at 1:07 AM
I realized as soon as I hit post that you can read this in Lewis Black's voice.
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"I once saw him kill two fascists in Minnesota... with a Stancil. With a. Fucking. Stancil." John Wick Chapter 5: Good Will Hunting.
January 16, 2026 at 4:44 PM
"I once saw him kill two fascists in Minnesota... with a Stancil. With a. Fucking. Stancil." John Wick Chapter 5: Good Will Hunting.
Years ago, after I finished the main mission in Arkham Knight, I gave myself a challenge to keep Batman gliding over Gotham for the duration of this song without touching the ground and it was fun as fuck.
Also I forgot how fine Nicole Kidman was in that movie!
Also I forgot how fine Nicole Kidman was in that movie!
Whats this film about.... batman? Cool let's get that song where seal sings this devastating yearnful poetic ballad with all these baroque elements in the production.
youtu.be/hDd2G_V1rzc?...
youtu.be/hDd2G_V1rzc?...
January 17, 2026 at 12:40 PM
Years ago, after I finished the main mission in Arkham Knight, I gave myself a challenge to keep Batman gliding over Gotham for the duration of this song without touching the ground and it was fun as fuck.
Also I forgot how fine Nicole Kidman was in that movie!
Also I forgot how fine Nicole Kidman was in that movie!
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God, he looks horrible! What happened?
January 16, 2026 at 1:38 PM
God, he looks horrible! What happened?
Narrator: People leave all the time... if they CAN.
Oz: People often say does health care stink in America? Would you leave America to get health care elsewhere? Nobody leaves.
January 16, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Narrator: People leave all the time... if they CAN.
*Brad Pitt in Fury pointing meme goes here*
Blitzer: “When she called this 37-year-old mother of three who was driving that car a domestic terrorist, that really was outrageous.”
McLaughlin: “It was an act of domestic terrorism. In no way is that outrageous.”
McLaughlin: “It was an act of domestic terrorism. In no way is that outrageous.”
January 16, 2026 at 4:59 PM
*Brad Pitt in Fury pointing meme goes here*
"I once saw him kill two fascists in Minnesota... with a Stancil. With a. Fucking. Stancil." John Wick Chapter 5: Good Will Hunting.
January 16, 2026 at 4:44 PM
"I once saw him kill two fascists in Minnesota... with a Stancil. With a. Fucking. Stancil." John Wick Chapter 5: Good Will Hunting.
God, he looks horrible! What happened?
January 16, 2026 at 1:38 PM
God, he looks horrible! What happened?
The Album that came out last year is good, too. I, of course, have it on vinyl.
Dropkick Murphys are releasing a new song called "Citizen I.C.E."
The lyrics go: "Too scared to join the military/ Too dumb to be a cop."
consequence.net/2026/01/drop...
The lyrics go: "Too scared to join the military/ Too dumb to be a cop."
consequence.net/2026/01/drop...
Dropkick Murphys' Unveil Anti-ICE Song: "Too Scared to Join the Military, Too Dumb to Be a Cop"
Dropkick Murphys are releasing an anti-I.C.E. song, "Citizen I.C.E.," as part of their tour-only split LP with Haywire. Learn more.
consequence.net
January 16, 2026 at 1:26 AM
The Album that came out last year is good, too. I, of course, have it on vinyl.
I don't think we should get in trouble for insinuating the equivalent type of violence that the actual social media of the federal government posts.
The government can fucking post "We're coming to kill you" but I can't tell someone that I hope they get "kirked?". Bullshit.
The government can fucking post "We're coming to kill you" but I can't tell someone that I hope they get "kirked?". Bullshit.
January 16, 2026 at 12:54 AM
I don't think we should get in trouble for insinuating the equivalent type of violence that the actual social media of the federal government posts.
The government can fucking post "We're coming to kill you" but I can't tell someone that I hope they get "kirked?". Bullshit.
The government can fucking post "We're coming to kill you" but I can't tell someone that I hope they get "kirked?". Bullshit.
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🕯️My cousin Brian passed away last night. After a courageous 3 wk stint with ICE. He slipped on a fellow agent’s frozen peepee puddle & somersaulted many times in the air, yelling “yabbada yabbada yabbada” & tragically aspirating (a different) agent’s pee he’d been gargling. He hated women🇺🇸💔
January 12, 2026 at 9:33 PM
🕯️My cousin Brian passed away last night. After a courageous 3 wk stint with ICE. He slipped on a fellow agent’s frozen peepee puddle & somersaulted many times in the air, yelling “yabbada yabbada yabbada” & tragically aspirating (a different) agent’s pee he’d been gargling. He hated women🇺🇸💔
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Peggle Blast is what my wife shouts like Vegeta when she does her finishing move.
January 7, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Peggle Blast is what my wife shouts like Vegeta when she does her finishing move.
You couldn't make Dilbert today...
January 16, 2026 at 12:16 AM
You couldn't make Dilbert today...
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Where's that "feel good pee-pee sex = gay" tweet from Andrew Tate?
January 15, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Where's that "feel good pee-pee sex = gay" tweet from Andrew Tate?
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I still think a viral post on Bluesky should be called a blukkake.
January 15, 2026 at 7:33 PM
I still think a viral post on Bluesky should be called a blukkake.
Update: last night I rerolled one of the three prompts I'm to use in the story and something clicked into place immediately and now I'm stuck at work instead of writing.
I don't know how to write anything that short, and I especially don't know how to write in the genre I drew of "Cryptid Fiction." And now my brain is giving me "You'll never be a fucking writer, old man. Pack it up and stick to writing code" messages.
And THAT was on the walk to clear my head!
And THAT was on the walk to clear my head!
January 15, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Update: last night I rerolled one of the three prompts I'm to use in the story and something clicked into place immediately and now I'm stuck at work instead of writing.
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IF IT’S NOT AVAILABLE VIA. AN RSS FEED, IT’S NOT A PODCAST
Netflix announces new video podcast “The Pete Davidson Show” out January 30.
January 15, 2026 at 5:56 PM
IF IT’S NOT AVAILABLE VIA. AN RSS FEED, IT’S NOT A PODCAST
Remember when this guy could have been vice president, and people were talking about wanting him to run in the next election?
State investigators have been on the scene in North Minneapolis.
I know you’re angry. I’m angry. What Donald Trump wants is violence in the streets.
But Minnesota will remain an island of decency, of justice, of community, and of peace.
Don’t give him what he wants.
I know you’re angry. I’m angry. What Donald Trump wants is violence in the streets.
But Minnesota will remain an island of decency, of justice, of community, and of peace.
Don’t give him what he wants.
January 15, 2026 at 2:14 PM
Remember when this guy could have been vice president, and people were talking about wanting him to run in the next election?
Post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers
January 14, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers
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Real talk: High off of completing a first draft of my first short story in October, I signed up for a Writing Battle that started yesterday, where you write a <1000 work short story based on prompts.
I'm freaking out with zero ideas over the last 12 hours right now.
I'm freaking out with zero ideas over the last 12 hours right now.
January 14, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Real talk: High off of completing a first draft of my first short story in October, I signed up for a Writing Battle that started yesterday, where you write a <1000 work short story based on prompts.
I'm freaking out with zero ideas over the last 12 hours right now.
I'm freaking out with zero ideas over the last 12 hours right now.
Real talk: High off of completing a first draft of my first short story in October, I signed up for a Writing Battle that started yesterday, where you write a <1000 work short story based on prompts.
I'm freaking out with zero ideas over the last 12 hours right now.
I'm freaking out with zero ideas over the last 12 hours right now.
January 14, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Real talk: High off of completing a first draft of my first short story in October, I signed up for a Writing Battle that started yesterday, where you write a <1000 work short story based on prompts.
I'm freaking out with zero ideas over the last 12 hours right now.
I'm freaking out with zero ideas over the last 12 hours right now.