I'm manifesting this because I called RDJ as Doom like 10 months before it was announced.

Wouldn't surprise me if he had 65k followers and a PhD

Fucking PhD, 65k followers.

I'm a dipshit developer and I fucking KNOW that. How do you not?

You are being intellectually dishonest.

Schools required vaccinations.

School attendance was compulsory.

Therefore... vaccination was mandatory in the US.

Also they lied, it DOES make you look cool.

I like to think I'm one of the most memorable Bsky users in the 200 follower range.

But, your Honor, prosecution clearly states that their client does NOT fuck couches, so I move to dismiss this case under "No harm, no foul."

Good name for a Pokemon, though!

Wishes aren't threats. We can wish for things. Wishes aren't real.

So the real question is, why are you okay with harm coming to kids because it makes the parents feel better?

If a kid is in surgery and, say, they need a transfusion, but the parents don't believe in transfusions so the kid dies, that's not the doctors' fault. The parents killed that kid by requiring medical professionals to operate with a handicap to appease their delusional beliefs. You get that right?

Why would we point the gun at the kid when the parents are the abusers? Someone with a PhD should be brighter.

Like, He-Man jokes are the only thing keeping me from writing something that will get me in trouble right now.

Cleaning this account up for when I start putting my creative stuff out here with my name is going to be a goddamn nightmare.

Also if there's not a fan fic of that concept already, someone should write it.

I had a friend bring the peach ones to a game night. They are AMAZING!

It IS the best car I've had since my Saturn in college.

...my wife gave me her Subaru when she got a new car...