Cath Jenkin
@cathjenkin.bsky.social
Mama. Dog Person. WordWoman. In pursuit of joy. 🤩
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This is a good lesson, no matter how you come to learn it
January 18, 2026 at 3:11 PM
This is a good lesson, no matter how you come to learn it
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I was telling one of my kids that it was physically impossible for an ad to play between songs on any of the records I own, and they asked "and you only have to pay for it once?" and you could see how strange that seemed. You cannot overstate how many basic rules of media consumption have changed.
January 16, 2026 at 4:59 AM
I was telling one of my kids that it was physically impossible for an ad to play between songs on any of the records I own, and they asked "and you only have to pay for it once?" and you could see how strange that seemed. You cannot overstate how many basic rules of media consumption have changed.
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Please tell me it’s Baldrick.
BREAKING: The UK is sending a single military officer to Greenland at the request of Denmark to participate in a multi-nation exercise
January 14, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Please tell me it’s Baldrick.
The youths in my house are playing Bryan Adams.
Has there been some sort of television series with Summer of ‘69 in?
Has there been some sort of television series with Summer of ‘69 in?
January 3, 2026 at 4:40 PM
The youths in my house are playing Bryan Adams.
Has there been some sort of television series with Summer of ‘69 in?
Has there been some sort of television series with Summer of ‘69 in?
Cosy. Cosy is my keyword for the year ahead.
December 31, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Cosy. Cosy is my keyword for the year ahead.
When the person who made your life hell once…starts a podcast.
🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌
You walked right into this one, guy.
🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌
You walked right into this one, guy.
December 31, 2025 at 9:29 AM
When the person who made your life hell once…starts a podcast.
🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌
You walked right into this one, guy.
🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌
You walked right into this one, guy.
It’s that beautiful time of the year where nobody knows what day it is, and we all live off leftovers and picky bits.
It’s the best.
It’s the best.
December 26, 2025 at 9:22 AM
It’s that beautiful time of the year where nobody knows what day it is, and we all live off leftovers and picky bits.
It’s the best.
It’s the best.
Being a single parent for almost all her life meant this morning was almost always tinged with sadness. As the years rolled by, however, I’ve come to realise that the fat stack of gifts for her, from Santa and I, are a celebration in and of itself. Merry Christmas!
December 25, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Being a single parent for almost all her life meant this morning was almost always tinged with sadness. As the years rolled by, however, I’ve come to realise that the fat stack of gifts for her, from Santa and I, are a celebration in and of itself. Merry Christmas!
Merry Christmas, BlueSky. May your skies be indeed blue.
December 25, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Merry Christmas, BlueSky. May your skies be indeed blue.
This is my first sober Christmas in 21 years (last time it was because I found out I was pregnant on Christmas Eve - can’t top that!)
And I’m actually bloody loving it. I have SO much time. This is marvellous.
And I’m actually bloody loving it. I have SO much time. This is marvellous.
December 25, 2025 at 4:10 AM
This is my first sober Christmas in 21 years (last time it was because I found out I was pregnant on Christmas Eve - can’t top that!)
And I’m actually bloody loving it. I have SO much time. This is marvellous.
And I’m actually bloody loving it. I have SO much time. This is marvellous.
I quit drinking, for good, about 3 weeks ago. I’m not really interested in counting the days, or making it part of my identity, so I just wanted to say it here, in the smaller, quieter space on our little internet world.
Okay thanks, moving on.
Okay thanks, moving on.
December 20, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I quit drinking, for good, about 3 weeks ago. I’m not really interested in counting the days, or making it part of my identity, so I just wanted to say it here, in the smaller, quieter space on our little internet world.
Okay thanks, moving on.
Okay thanks, moving on.
Congratulations to The Award Winning Handsomes @robforbes.bsky.social 💜
December 7, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Congratulations to The Award Winning Handsomes @robforbes.bsky.social 💜
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Hey so “underage girls” are…children. The word you’re looking for is children. They’re not like, women-in-waiting or women-lite or whatever. They’re children. I think some of you are very uncomfortable with what that means for you but it is still true.
November 12, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Hey so “underage girls” are…children. The word you’re looking for is children. They’re not like, women-in-waiting or women-lite or whatever. They’re children. I think some of you are very uncomfortable with what that means for you but it is still true.
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QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal."
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal."
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
This one time, a friend of mine said I “have never failed to provide” and that’s both a compliment and a burden I think about a lot.
November 10, 2025 at 2:42 PM
This one time, a friend of mine said I “have never failed to provide” and that’s both a compliment and a burden I think about a lot.
Bro, if you wanna make a scene, just remember you’re on private property.
Mine. And I’ll be the one making a scene, thank you.
I’ll also make the same scene in a courtroom, so you best lawyer up then sweetie.
Mine. And I’ll be the one making a scene, thank you.
I’ll also make the same scene in a courtroom, so you best lawyer up then sweetie.
November 9, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Bro, if you wanna make a scene, just remember you’re on private property.
Mine. And I’ll be the one making a scene, thank you.
I’ll also make the same scene in a courtroom, so you best lawyer up then sweetie.
Mine. And I’ll be the one making a scene, thank you.
I’ll also make the same scene in a courtroom, so you best lawyer up then sweetie.
Elony polony is outchea chatting up “sustainable abundance” when he actually means “keep piping those trillions towards my net work and ego” uggggh
November 7, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Elony polony is outchea chatting up “sustainable abundance” when he actually means “keep piping those trillions towards my net work and ego” uggggh
Bro, there’s a zebra roaming my old neighbourhood and I just feel like we are never going to live down the “do you have a pet lion?” questions
November 7, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Bro, there’s a zebra roaming my old neighbourhood and I just feel like we are never going to live down the “do you have a pet lion?” questions
When you joke with your therapist about how your whole family has a “touch of ‘tism” and she says “a touch?” 😂😂😂😂
November 7, 2025 at 6:06 AM
When you joke with your therapist about how your whole family has a “touch of ‘tism” and she says “a touch?” 😂😂😂😂
My life is stupidly beautiful. It’s been a trying week, and yet, I get to spend this evening celebrating with my family.
There is so much beauty, every day, I barely notice the difficulties.
I won, you fucker. I fucking won.
There is so much beauty, every day, I barely notice the difficulties.
I won, you fucker. I fucking won.
October 31, 2025 at 3:41 PM
My life is stupidly beautiful. It’s been a trying week, and yet, I get to spend this evening celebrating with my family.
There is so much beauty, every day, I barely notice the difficulties.
I won, you fucker. I fucking won.
There is so much beauty, every day, I barely notice the difficulties.
I won, you fucker. I fucking won.
This ouen that’s somehow house sitting next door?
I’m going to ensure he gets yeeted.
I’m currently listening to him “make a deal” and yes it’s the kind you think of
I’m going to ensure he gets yeeted.
I’m currently listening to him “make a deal” and yes it’s the kind you think of
October 27, 2025 at 6:24 PM
This ouen that’s somehow house sitting next door?
I’m going to ensure he gets yeeted.
I’m currently listening to him “make a deal” and yes it’s the kind you think of
I’m going to ensure he gets yeeted.
I’m currently listening to him “make a deal” and yes it’s the kind you think of
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It’s a snores d’oeuvres or a snooze-bouche
October 14, 2025 at 3:43 PM
It’s a snores d’oeuvres or a snooze-bouche
Dancing in my bedroom at 4am.
This is a perfect moment.
This life. Yes.
This is a perfect moment.
This life. Yes.
October 4, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Dancing in my bedroom at 4am.
This is a perfect moment.
This life. Yes.
This is a perfect moment.
This life. Yes.