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frailty, thy name is pam: chicago, cats, and something uniquely me. i don't roll on shabbos.
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· Apr 14
2025 does not have much going for it but i gotta say my naps have been unsurpassed
went down the rabbit hole of genealogy research and my ancestors had some truly wretched names. so far the worst i've come across is blandina. blandina!! it sounds like a brutal chef insult
December 5, 2025 at 4:32 PM
went down the rabbit hole of genealogy research and my ancestors had some truly wretched names. so far the worst i've come across is blandina. blandina!! it sounds like a brutal chef insult
coworkers have a pool going about how cold it has to get before i stop biking to work, but joke's on them, it will never get that cold! i will just put on more clothes! also, the bus that would get me there is not running at 4.30 in the morning, so: like i said, more clothes
December 3, 2025 at 8:21 PM
coworkers have a pool going about how cold it has to get before i stop biking to work, but joke's on them, it will never get that cold! i will just put on more clothes! also, the bus that would get me there is not running at 4.30 in the morning, so: like i said, more clothes
having coffee with the cat, looking at the snow, listening to the kids in my building (whose names i know!!) play outside, i just really love chicago guys
November 30, 2025 at 4:32 PM
having coffee with the cat, looking at the snow, listening to the kids in my building (whose names i know!!) play outside, i just really love chicago guys
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don't try this at home, i'm a professional
November 27, 2025 at 8:11 PM
don't try this at home, i'm a professional
at the meat counter the guy said "what's a brisket" when i asked for one so everything's going great
November 24, 2025 at 11:11 PM
at the meat counter the guy said "what's a brisket" when i asked for one so everything's going great
I Need My Arm For Drinking Coffee But The Cat Needs It For A Pillow: a tragic novel in infinite parts, by me
![closeup of a pile of fur and some white skin that resolves into my hand on top of [part of] a sleeping orange cat, while a sleeping white cat uses that same arm for a pillow](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:okppit443xo4u3jn5ebo46xl/bafkreifbeiyr7j432heejalxozpw3jvjs6jczviva3qojqsdqxncolu3je@jpeg)
November 20, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I Need My Arm For Drinking Coffee But The Cat Needs It For A Pillow: a tragic novel in infinite parts, by me
gotta find a group chat that'll give me tips on dealing with way too fucking many group chats
November 17, 2025 at 6:24 PM
gotta find a group chat that'll give me tips on dealing with way too fucking many group chats
cat or goose, unclear
November 14, 2025 at 8:14 PM
cat or goose, unclear
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If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing
November 6, 2025 at 9:27 PM
If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing
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lmao david byrne showed the video of the ice agents tripping over themselves while trying to run after a biker on wacker drive during the “life during wartime” segment of his chicago show tonight
October 30, 2025 at 3:41 AM
lmao david byrne showed the video of the ice agents tripping over themselves while trying to run after a biker on wacker drive during the “life during wartime” segment of his chicago show tonight
i love all these people giving him baseball jerseys he super doesn't want
October 30, 2025 at 1:52 PM
i love all these people giving him baseball jerseys he super doesn't want
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You guys, look at this thing. You just jam a whole stick of butter in there and it melts it and you can just spray hot liquid butter on whatever. The 80s really was the decade of insane kitchen appliances.
October 27, 2025 at 6:20 PM
You guys, look at this thing. You just jam a whole stick of butter in there and it melts it and you can just spray hot liquid butter on whatever. The 80s really was the decade of insane kitchen appliances.
man, i really hate that every. single. time. i open a can i think about bean dad, the internet was a mistake
October 26, 2025 at 9:12 PM
man, i really hate that every. single. time. i open a can i think about bean dad, the internet was a mistake
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"Tzefardea Tzedek" (Frog of Righteousness)
As soon as the Portland Frog became a meme, Jewish social media blew up with jokes about the 2nd Passover plague - tzefarde'a (frogs) - and the Rabbinical commentary around it. I knew I had to make a calligraphy piece encompassing all of it. (more in alt.)
As soon as the Portland Frog became a meme, Jewish social media blew up with jokes about the 2nd Passover plague - tzefarde'a (frogs) - and the Rabbinical commentary around it. I knew I had to make a calligraphy piece encompassing all of it. (more in alt.)
October 25, 2025 at 11:29 PM
"Tzefardea Tzedek" (Frog of Righteousness)
As soon as the Portland Frog became a meme, Jewish social media blew up with jokes about the 2nd Passover plague - tzefarde'a (frogs) - and the Rabbinical commentary around it. I knew I had to make a calligraphy piece encompassing all of it. (more in alt.)
As soon as the Portland Frog became a meme, Jewish social media blew up with jokes about the 2nd Passover plague - tzefarde'a (frogs) - and the Rabbinical commentary around it. I knew I had to make a calligraphy piece encompassing all of it. (more in alt.)
look at these perfect creatures 😻
October 23, 2025 at 8:57 PM
look at these perfect creatures 😻
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here’s a little beaver friend, as a treat
October 17, 2025 at 11:57 AM
here’s a little beaver friend, as a treat
indian coworker has declared my spice tolerance 'respectable,' which seems good but will lead to a hot hubristic downfall, i can already tell
October 16, 2025 at 5:01 PM
indian coworker has declared my spice tolerance 'respectable,' which seems good but will lead to a hot hubristic downfall, i can already tell
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g'mar tov, friends, see you when i'm able to have caffeine again
October 1, 2025 at 11:50 PM
g'mar tov, friends, see you when i'm able to have caffeine again
help me bsky, what am i supposed to do with this notebook
September 29, 2025 at 11:43 PM
help me bsky, what am i supposed to do with this notebook
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The bees have discovered Brutalism
September 29, 2025 at 3:52 PM
The bees have discovered Brutalism