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frailty, thy name is pam: chicago, cats, and something uniquely me. i don't roll on shabbos.

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catechism @catechism.bsky.social · Apr 14

2025 does not have much going for it but i gotta say my naps have been unsurpassed

two cats sleeping adorably on my chest, they seem to be actually cuddling?? predictably, azula is big spoon despite being like half zuko's size

me and zuko. he's got his head tucked against my chin and is SO asleep that he's fine with my hand on his belly

zuko, stretched out on the couch next to me, sleeping with his head on my shoulder and my hand around him. zula is stretched out on my other side, and you can see her fur but not much else

photo from above of zula and zuko sleeping on my chest, cuddling with me but not each other. zula has a paw stretched out like she is hugging my neck, and zuko has his chin propped over my arm.

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catechism @catechism.bsky.social · 5h

barney!! a great name for a great cat 😻

catechism @catechism.bsky.social · 1d

look at these perfect creatures 😻

two cats pressed together & photographed from behind, one an orange floof and the other a sleek white with orange ears. their ears match! it's very cute!

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catechism @catechism.bsky.social · 6d

don't worry, it gets bad later!

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ashley scarebanks 💀🕯️ @ziibiing.com · 7d

here’s a little beaver friend, as a treat

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catechism @catechism.bsky.social · 8d

indian coworker has declared my spice tolerance 'respectable,' which seems good but will lead to a hot hubristic downfall, i can already tell

catechism @catechism.bsky.social · 16d

tbqh all the shelter cats i've had have picked me. i showed up, and one decided i was their person now 🤷

catechism @catechism.bsky.social · 17d

&lizzy; i have austen's complete works and reread it every 5 years or so, and it just never gets less great!

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catechism @catechism.bsky.social · 19d

46, motherfuckers

a white person taking a two-handed selfie on a train platform, wearing a black mask and a black T-shirt that says PBS IS PUNK

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catechism @catechism.bsky.social · 20d

me too!

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Jens von Bergmann @jensvb.bsky.social · 21d

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catechism @catechism.bsky.social · 23d

g'mar tov, friends, see you when i'm able to have caffeine again

a somewhat startled looking white person in a gray hat, black glasses, a white n95, a white shirt, and a nice tie that's loose because it's hot in here

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catechism @catechism.bsky.social · 24d

actually i love this idea!

catechism @catechism.bsky.social · 25d

help me bsky, what am i supposed to do with this notebook

my hand holding a flip-top notebook that doesn't even cover half my palm

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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 25d

The bees have discovered Brutalism

Cube Enthusiast @killhamster.bsky.social · 26d

Nature is healing

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catechism @catechism.bsky.social · 25d

i really hate dealing with laundry, but yesterday i had a helper so it wasn't too bad

a black wooden dresser with the two bottom drawers open. there's a fluffy orange cat with a white chest and nose sitting very helpfully in one of them, looking right at the camera and waiting patiently for me to give him some tshirts to put away

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catechism @catechism.bsky.social · 26d

today i had ice cream in a war zone, however do we manage

catechism @catechism.bsky.social · 26d

zuko comes with important care and handling instructions

an orange cat's eyes and ears peek out from a big cardboard box that says DO NOT CUT WITH KNIFE

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catechism @catechism.bsky.social · 28d

this post is extremely eye-catching when quickly doing the morning doomscroll

catechism @catechism.bsky.social · 29d

read a thing where a chef said the most useless kitchen tool is a mandoline slicer because you should just have the knife skills. as a person who spent the morning making parsnip chips with a knife, i say: fuck you

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catechism @catechism.bsky.social · Sep 24

that's pretty much what my outgoing message says, a (somewhat) politer version of: i don't answer the phone and delete all my voicemails, just fucking text me