Callastrophan the Weird (K. L. Webb)
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Callastrophan the Weird (K. L. Webb)
@carrollastrophe.bsky.social
He/him | Writer | TTRPG | Librararian | Just trying to be that weird space wizard I want to see airbrushed on the side of a van.
Find my games at carrollastrophe.itch.io
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It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Alex Trebek!
December 18, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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the thing that drives me insane about genAI/chatgpt bullshit is that brother, the process IS the work IS the entire thing. no artist comes to art for the final result. the final result is inextricable from the fucking labor that came into making it
December 18, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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*vibrates violently holding a degree in interdisciplinary communication and collaboration*

You do not need genAI to communicate your ideas as a non-artist to an artist! A generated image doesn't actually share the key info that needs to passed on AND it discourages fruitful discussion
December 18, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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"they don't know how to express the idea" here's rian johnson's storyboard for knives out

pick up a pencil and a napkin
December 18, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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ethically abominable, morally indefensible, probably entangled inextricably with pharmaceutical companies, but you couldn't keep me out with dogs and machine guns
If they opened Jurassic Park for real, half of you would go.
December 17, 2025 at 7:53 AM
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Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
December 15, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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Another compelling commission from Monte Cook Games for their Magnus Archives project: “Dramatic Manifestation - Comedy & Tragedy.”
#scarrillustration #montecookgames #themagnusarchives
December 10, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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Hey Portland, if you find a bunch of Christmas decorations and letters dumped out somewhere by a frustrated, disappointed, possibly guilt-stricken thief, please contact @aadams.bsky.social
There are surely worse things in the world but for my own cathartic release:

SHAME!!! on those who stole all of our Christmas decorations, ornaments and cards lovingly collected over 35 years. For my children, by my children. Loving holiday cards written by hands no longer with us. Shame on you.
December 16, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Jay Sherman!
December 16, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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A true holiday classic.
December 16, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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Space Elevator Sabotage
December 14, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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Ironborne Journeyman
December 10, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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I do not want Gaston backstory, I do not need Gaston backstory, I reject Gaston backstory

he is a fully formed oaf, consuming eggs by the dozen in one of the greatest villain songs ever written, and that is all we need of him
Disney Developing Live-Action ‘Gaston’ Movie From Writer Dave Callaham And Producer Michelle Rejwan
Disney is in early development on a new live-action pic centered on the Beauty and the Beast character Gaston.
deadline.com
December 15, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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Merry Cryptmas!
December 15, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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Free public libraries are right up there on the list of best things we have done as people.
We library folk do a good job talking about all the free services we offer, but I don’t see many of us talking about how libraries are one or the only places where you can use services without being advertised to.
December 15, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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anti ai, pro hag
December 10, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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“you don’t understand. if they repeal 230, every website will functionally have to become like a newspaper in the 90s, where users can’t post what they like and everything published has to be sourced and vetted by actual journalists”
December 14, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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Gifts from a friend! My bookshelf is 1000x cooler now with THE BUTCHER OF THE FOREST by @premeemohamed.com and AMERICAN HIPPO by @sarahgailey.bsky.social on it.
December 14, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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my favorite thing about the benoit blanc movies is that they aren't really about benoit blanc. he is not grappling with demons from his past. we are not getting flashbacks to the husband whose murder he never solved. he just shows up and does his job like mary poppins for homicides
December 14, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Both hold so much hope.
HAPPY HOLIDAYS! If you buy either of my books in the month of December, I’ll send you a free bookplate! Just send me proof of purchase through my DMs.

LIGHTHOUSE is a winter book, a sapphic Orpheus.

TFBT is a magical queer circus.

Both hold hope.

✨happy holidays!!!!
December 14, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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Scholar
December 13, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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Continuing from the previous comic. #belzebubs
December 12, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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Another early career piece I'm proud of for Numenera: 'The Isle of Forbidden Cultivations'
December 12, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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Pornhub has released the top most searched terms in the United States and every state searched “industrial crane lifting a dark and dripping shape from an unquiet sea” bc America is going through it,
December 11, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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CONFLICT DLC :: THE NEW ALBUM :: OUT NOW :: open.spotify.com/album/6EGb8a...
December 11, 2025 at 6:35 PM