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Former owner of a coveted Gawker star.
Apparently the military blockade includes conditioner and/or cream rinse.
November 27, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Yeah I haven't watched it since 1 first aired but the BF wanted to watch so I figured why not! I can also see what people mean about Netflix lighting
November 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Old Money, at best, is gonna be Bunny from Sex and the City with her Heathers hair bows. Old Money is getting the Julie Andrews. Old Money is Edie McClurg in Elivra Mistress of the Dark. Open the schools!
November 26, 2025 at 5:58 PM
*sobbing as a I break apart my banana and throw away my straw*
November 26, 2025 at 3:16 PM
i realize I'm doing this too. I'm trying to be better though, and I realize it's harder to get engagement posting about things you like and not screaming at each other.
November 26, 2025 at 2:42 PM
There are ways to disagree and there are fun silly arguments and we can laugh about who likes and dislikes mayo but there's a level of just being mean that I really wish we could collectively grow out of. Bullying is bad. Gossip isn't good. Not liking something pop culture doesn't make you cool+
November 26, 2025 at 2:42 PM
One of the various threads dealing with the subject matter yesterday specifically said that if you're a counselor, then no, you can't bully people online or offline and that's a GREAT way to lose your license (I'm assuming this is true, but also there's a wide gap between disagreement and bullying)
November 26, 2025 at 2:23 PM
There are podcasters I like and know in person that I'll hear them do ads on their shows and it's JARRING.
November 26, 2025 at 1:40 PM
This is basically Celebrity Jeopardy for regular people AND they do it on teams. It's weird.
November 26, 2025 at 12:33 AM
"Apparently Idaho and Mass have the same feelings?" was a thought I had and then was "well, maybe it's cause they're both passionate" while looking at the key and then a comment about red being blue clued me in.
November 25, 2025 at 7:48 PM
There were the sexual assault allegations but I think those got overshadowed by GamerGate so ... there's that?
November 25, 2025 at 3:29 PM
It's GLINDA who enchants the shoes (another issue i have with the musical movie is making it clear Glinda has no power) not Elphaba, and it's also clear that the shoes have a connection to the sort of separatist movement in Munchkinland that's been defying Oz so they're kinda a rallying point
November 25, 2025 at 2:46 PM
The shoes can take you anywhere in three steps. That's how we get the click your heels together three times (Which ... I think the MGM movie could have said better, tbh, instead of making it a homing pigeon device).
Easy peasy McGuffin (not really) squeezy.
McG does better in the book since+
November 25, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Son of a Witch gets ...frustrating in that Liir is a Sad Boy who Just Sads Everywhere. Lion Among Men is unncessary, and Out of Oz ... needs both an editor and an Oz fan going "...why are we doing this to these characters"? a good chunk of the time.
November 25, 2025 at 2:37 PM
The sequels are better than his worst books, but they also fundamentally try to shoe horn MacGuire's story into Baum's story in a way that Wicked is less interested in (and I feel like the weakest parts of the book and musical are when they try and do that with the 1939 movie...)+
November 25, 2025 at 2:37 PM