carltonhimself
@carltonhimself.bsky.social
no war but class war
I'm putting a PSA out here for anyone who has interest in the Hail Mary movie who *hasn't* read the book already: Don't watch the final trailer that went up on Youtube yesterday. It spoils a lot of the most fun parts of the book for no reason. You'll enjoy it way more if you avoid it.
February 9, 2026 at 10:21 AM
I'm putting a PSA out here for anyone who has interest in the Hail Mary movie who *hasn't* read the book already: Don't watch the final trailer that went up on Youtube yesterday. It spoils a lot of the most fun parts of the book for no reason. You'll enjoy it way more if you avoid it.
Props where they’re due, kudos to KOTSK for doing the impossible: making me rewatch GoT (even if it’s only to polish up on my westerosi family histories)
February 8, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Props where they’re due, kudos to KOTSK for doing the impossible: making me rewatch GoT (even if it’s only to polish up on my westerosi family histories)
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We put on an all-Yiddish community production of fiddler on the roof in Philadelphia and cast member and local artist Sofie Rose Seymour created the most amazing show poster that ever was
February 6, 2026 at 5:10 AM
We put on an all-Yiddish community production of fiddler on the roof in Philadelphia and cast member and local artist Sofie Rose Seymour created the most amazing show poster that ever was
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>looking for a new future
>ask the oracle if their future is The Culture or if it's Blade Runner
>she doesnt understand
>pull out illustrated diagram explaing what is The Culture and what is Blade Runner
>she laughs and says “it’s a good future sir”
>enter samsara
>its Blade Runner
>ask the oracle if their future is The Culture or if it's Blade Runner
>she doesnt understand
>pull out illustrated diagram explaing what is The Culture and what is Blade Runner
>she laughs and says “it’s a good future sir”
>enter samsara
>its Blade Runner
February 3, 2026 at 4:39 AM
>looking for a new future
>ask the oracle if their future is The Culture or if it's Blade Runner
>she doesnt understand
>pull out illustrated diagram explaing what is The Culture and what is Blade Runner
>she laughs and says “it’s a good future sir”
>enter samsara
>its Blade Runner
>ask the oracle if their future is The Culture or if it's Blade Runner
>she doesnt understand
>pull out illustrated diagram explaing what is The Culture and what is Blade Runner
>she laughs and says “it’s a good future sir”
>enter samsara
>its Blade Runner
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All of this happened with basically no help from elected officials of the opposition party. This was entirely the people.
January 26, 2026 at 8:56 PM
All of this happened with basically no help from elected officials of the opposition party. This was entirely the people.
what the fuck are we doing here
Khaby Lame, the world's biggest TikToker, partners with Nasdaq-listed Rich Sparkle in a $975M, 36-month deal to monetize his fan base, including an AI version (Katarina Hoije/Bloomberg)
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January 27, 2026 at 12:16 PM
what the fuck are we doing here
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“A battle over the truth”
What battle? The feds executed a man on video. That’s the whole truth. From like, three different angles.
What battle? The feds executed a man on video. That’s the whole truth. From like, three different angles.
A battle over the truth erupts after deadly Minneapolis shooting
A battle over the truth erupts after deadly Minneapolis shooting
Federal and local leaders are sharply divided over what happened and who is to blame.
dlvr.it
January 26, 2026 at 1:03 PM
“A battle over the truth”
What battle? The feds executed a man on video. That’s the whole truth. From like, three different angles.
What battle? The feds executed a man on video. That’s the whole truth. From like, three different angles.
Congrats to @cltampabay.bsky.social, who's press release this morning makes them legitimately locally owned for the first time since 2009. Good stuff!
January 20, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Congrats to @cltampabay.bsky.social, who's press release this morning makes them legitimately locally owned for the first time since 2009. Good stuff!
i know its a meme but we ain't NEVER getting GTA 6. www.nme.com/news/gaming-...
‘Grand Theft Auto 6’ HQ shut down following “major explosion”
It’s believed a faulty boiler is to blame
www.nme.com
January 19, 2026 at 2:30 PM
i know its a meme but we ain't NEVER getting GTA 6. www.nme.com/news/gaming-...
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Guaranteed not to be reported in US media.
January 13, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Guaranteed not to be reported in US media.
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Bluesky community! This is my official NYC mayor account. I’ll be posting updates on what’s happening at City Hall and how we’re delivering for New Yorkers. It’s great to be here.
January 8, 2026 at 1:37 PM
Bluesky community! This is my official NYC mayor account. I’ll be posting updates on what’s happening at City Hall and how we’re delivering for New Yorkers. It’s great to be here.
when you get to your little place in sarasota, i imagine you're gonna take off that handsome lookin red hat of yours ain't ya
January 8, 2026 at 11:33 AM
when you get to your little place in sarasota, i imagine you're gonna take off that handsome lookin red hat of yours ain't ya
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Five years ago, this great moment was captured on video:
January 7, 2026 at 5:17 AM
Five years ago, this great moment was captured on video:
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i am losing my mind over this listing that staged a condemned philly trap house with AI
December 31, 2025 at 2:40 PM
i am losing my mind over this listing that staged a condemned philly trap house with AI
First day of 2025 vs last day of 2025.
December 31, 2025 at 12:23 PM
First day of 2025 vs last day of 2025.
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One of the best to ever do it
December 30, 2025 at 2:09 PM
One of the best to ever do it
Control is my favorite video game of *all time*, so I absolutely mean it when I say I haven't been this excited for a game launch since maybe the Halo 3 launch back in the early aughts. Gimme all the Faden family hijinks. www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3kR...
Control: Resonant - Official Reveal Trailer | The Game Awards 2025
YouTube video by IGN
www.youtube.com
December 15, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Control is my favorite video game of *all time*, so I absolutely mean it when I say I haven't been this excited for a game launch since maybe the Halo 3 launch back in the early aughts. Gimme all the Faden family hijinks. www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3kR...
Where New York goes the country follows, baby.
November 5, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Where New York goes the country follows, baby.
Did you know it's entirely possible to announce María Corina Machado as the winner of the Nobel Peace Prize in the media without mentioning that dipshit? Its super easy.
October 10, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Did you know it's entirely possible to announce María Corina Machado as the winner of the Nobel Peace Prize in the media without mentioning that dipshit? Its super easy.
if HBO wanted to they could do another few seasons of Silicon Valley and have SO MUCH MATERIAL TO WORK WITH
October 7, 2025 at 10:54 AM
if HBO wanted to they could do another few seasons of Silicon Valley and have SO MUCH MATERIAL TO WORK WITH
BORDERLANDS 4 IS CRACK COCAINE
September 16, 2025 at 10:39 PM
BORDERLANDS 4 IS CRACK COCAINE