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captnconfusion.bsky.social
the monster under your bed
@captnconfusion.bsky.social
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he/him | 🏳️‍⚧️ | ger / eng | artist | 25yo | furries, gay shit, ttrpgs, ocs & fanart | nsfw-acc: @callmecaptn.bsky.social | pfp by @/monkiart.bsky.social | comms closed

writing: https://archiveofourown.org/users/Erbs

#CaptnCommission #art #writing #ocart
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the monster under your bed @captnconfusion.bsky.social · Sep 30
Commissions are currently closed!
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jayeatonart.bsky.social
Someone asked where to boop Talita.
Idrisah looks at Talita thoughtfully then pokes her in the center of her curled trunk and says "Boop?"
December 6, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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himmapaan.bsky.social
A #PudgyHorse tribute to the Lascaux cave paintings, painted with the Strata Trio watercolours made by @thoughtsupnorth.bsky.social from Cretaceous rocks from the Albertan badlands. From 2020.

Might as well post this one as it's been stolen and sold on Australian Temu. 🙃

#ArtAdventCalendar
Painting of my character, Pudgy Horse, a horse of baroque type appearance with luxuriant mane and tail, and deliberately exaggerated proportions, including short, slender legs with dainty hooves and an extremely generous girth; here painted in tribute to one of the famous horses in the Lascaux cave paintings using similar colours and simplified shapes.
December 5, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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haemophagie.bsky.social
commission for @minascrane.bsky.social
portrait of a sickly looking young man
December 5, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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geraldbrom.bsky.social
The Night Mare, 54"x46" oil on canvas. 2017. Model Olive Glass.
February 2, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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zimthandmade.bsky.social
Throwback time! Woohoo!!

Years ago I needle felted this little DuckTales family — Scrooge, Webby, and the boys. They’ve been living on my shelf ever since, but it’s time for them to find new homes.

If you’d like to adopt the whole set, they’re now up on my Ko-fi shop!

ko-fi.com/s/b67cb166cc
December 5, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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sehendeaugen.bsky.social
alle wichtigen seiten sind offen #C'estLaVaesen
character sheet, bluesky, my notes document, and bible verses dot com
December 5, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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bluepotionphoto.bsky.social
Vi from Arcane

model: @roadtovalkyrie.bsky.social
photo: @bluepotionphoto.bsky.social

#cosplay #arcane #connichi #connichi2025
December 5, 2025 at 6:00 PM
captnconfusion.bsky.social
es gibt einen besonderen platz in der hölle für leute, die hinter mir strobo mit der lichthupe machen, während ich gerade im überholvorgang bin, und dann bei der ersten gelegenheit rechts an mir vorbeiziehen und MICH dabei anhupen
December 5, 2025 at 5:45 PM
captnconfusion.bsky.social
I recently put into two-truths-and-one-lie the fact that Aiola has the name of her ex tattooed and honestly? yeah.
dailyocs.bsky.social Daily OC questions @dailyocs.bsky.social · 17d
Does your OC have any body modifications (e.g. tattoos, piercings,...) that they regret?

#dailyocs
December 5, 2025 at 9:27 AM
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itsapmseymour.bsky.social
Concept of the Zelda Game folks were asking me about on Tumblr, and got a bit too carried away lol

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How it all started

www.tumblr.com/itsapmseymou...
December 4, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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sarahz.bsky.social
Ethical YouTube drama video where literally all of it is made up and populated with a cast of characters that do not exist IRL, completely fabricated social media screenshots, etc. Mockumentary for the YouTube girlies
December 5, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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kavonn.bsky.social
Blindspots for Millennials 😅

IMO: it’s pretty accurate.
December 5, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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theophanic.bsky.social
Ich kaufe Wurzelgemüse in bulk und verschacher ihn für nen minimalen Aufpreis, ich nenne es ReSellerie
December 4, 2025 at 6:49 PM
captnconfusion.bsky.social
ich hab die letzten tage so massiv schlecht geschlafen und den größten bullshit geträumt ey... pls stop....
December 4, 2025 at 8:23 AM
captnconfusion.bsky.social
shoutout to zoe bee's video essay "how to argue with conspiracy theorists (and win)" which i think everyone should watch to learn to be just a little bit kinder in this world
December 4, 2025 at 7:16 AM
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josh-foreman.bsky.social
Tumblr user nocryptographer: I talked with someone who works in book publishing, and they mentioned they get a lot of AI slop these days. I asked how they know what's human-written, and they said that there's one thing that will reveal AI slop without error, and that's the author not knowing their own creation. A real author can talk about their story for hours. They love to elaborate every character, every twist, every detail. Because those existed in their head long before they ever made it to the paper. They were loved before they were written. AI slop wasn't. It was just vomited into existence. Someone who generates their story with AI will never bond with their story the way real writers do. That's why they may not know what to say when they're asked why did the character do this, or even remember the scene in the first place. It's something they read, not something they wrote. And to a writer, those are not the same. There's a unique bond between the creator and the creation. If your writing doesn't come of you, you'll always lack that. I keep hearing soon we won't be able to tell. And perhaps, in a superficial sense, that's true. But there is a difference. It's not em dashes or repeated words. It's whether the story was made by someone who loves it and cares about it. If the writer's eyes light up when asked why did the character do that? and they start their very own Ted Talk about that specific scene... then it's real.
December 3, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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noxachi.bsky.social
oh MAN. good memory hach
December 3, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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captnconfusion.bsky.social
note to self: don't leave the path while the gravity is still going.

based on a true story

#OuterWilds #fanart #animation #fananimation

(thanks for reminding me to put this here)
December 7, 2024 at 10:11 PM
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mrhands31.bsky.social
It's worth reiterating that independent creators are getting debanked for the same content
mikestabile.bsky.social Mike Stabile @mikestabile.bsky.social · Oct 16
Sam Altman suggests ChatGPT is cannibalizing your fanfic and erotica to make its own clanker porn, rolling out this December.
ChatGPT just got filthy after new update lets it talk dirty to you
'You won't get it unless you ask for it.'
metro.co.uk
October 16, 2025 at 4:27 AM
captnconfusion.bsky.social
maybe 2026 is the year i get this tattooed
December 3, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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berensreverie.bsky.social
"Resurrection"
September 22, 2023 at 2:48 PM
captnconfusion.bsky.social
i still think about yesterday

#MosaicSea
December 3, 2025 at 11:30 AM
captnconfusion.bsky.social
yeah sure the world is going to shit but i'm crafting charming little things and get to play fantastic pnp and go to concerts and festivals with my friends so all in all it's not so bad
December 3, 2025 at 7:36 AM
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minascrane.bsky.social
Ich habe starke Schmerzen, und leide an Wassermangel vom Weinen.

#MosaicSea
December 2, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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damienvoidart.bsky.social
Art calendar | 01.12.2025
⭐ Kotohina for @minascrane.bsky.social

A past stitched together in slowly loosening seams, coloured in muddy blood and burning lecture. Leading to a bright future away from the shadows.

#DNDart #OCart #OCsky #OC #TradArt #Art
Traditionally drawn art card artwork - drawn with black liners, shaded with a hint of grey, showing tints of colour and sometimes golden accents. Kotohina is a young person clutching a well read book with both hands against the chest, one hand is hidden in a glove while the other is sprinkled with red blood. The character looks stiff, glance is a blend of hurt and stubborn determination, lips seem almost pouty. The red eye is fixed on the viewer, the other is hidden in shadows. Kotohina's nose is bleeding. Behind the character is the dark frame of a humanoid looking creature with broad shoulders, not distinguishable and facing into the other direction. Both are surrounded by a golden circle, the rest of the background is full of lines which are seemingly stitched together with broad golden seams.
December 2, 2025 at 4:11 PM