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he/him | 🏳️‍⚧️ | ger / eng | artist | 25yo | furries, gay shit, ttrpgs, ocs & fanart | nsfw-acc: @callmecaptn.bsky.social | pfp by @/thenothaniel.bsky.social | comms closed writing: https://archiveofourown.org/users/Erbs #CaptnCommission #art #writing #ocart
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bets are in: will i manage to re-bleach my roots or will i fuck up altogether
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This one is a fun idea I've had for years but doesn't have the fund for. Petplay hood in the shape of falconry cap. I'm not in the petplay community but I really love the hoods they use! I've been to kink shop to study materials, and a comfortable ones are quite expansive.
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don't interrupt daddy while he's gaming
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been kicking out some more prompt pieces on the side⁓
69ing a werewolf knot, edging and crying, and some vampire t-dick up on my substar :3
subscribestar.adult/softending
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if you don't know what ocremix is, put it into youtube and go listen to some of the best music you've ever heard
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Schwöre könnte ganzen Herbst Kürbis essen: Spaghetti, Hokkaido, Butternut u name it.

Aber Kürbis schneiden ist ja wohl die mieseste Aufgabe aller Zeiten.
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MEIN HIRN: es ist herbst. zeit, eine lang vergessene obsession wieder aufleben zu lassen
ME: oh god was ist es diesmal
MEIN HIRN: 🎶Rote Orchideen🎶
ME: Fuck
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I miss drawing. I’m trying so hard to get back into it by drawing Lash Deadlock while watching gay vampires with friends :3
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this one doin numbers on mastodon but bsky doesn't let me have enough characters
update: ich hatte den geistesblitz, endlich simul auszupacken, d.h. es wird doch less bug and more bdsm
wird mein character für sil's bloodborne pnp im system roulette wahrscheinlich silksong inspired sein?

ja. ja das wird er.
boah nächstes jahr 20 jahre alligatoah jubiläum... je nachdem wann mama nach island will wäre das ja absolute gönnung (sofern es nächste woche noch karten gibt lmao)
irgendwas muss ballern 🤝🏼
pro tip: jede haushaltsarbeit ist sofort 150% ertragbarer wenn dabei "osternacht" von asp ballert
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Irgendwann mache ich mal so einen PCs/NPCs und welche TAD songs zu ihnen passen und dann ist alles Jacky Murray weil diese Frau einfach The Horror and the Wild in a Trenchcoat ist.

#DoubleTroublePnP
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i think if ur queer u get to write abt whatever bad trope you want. straight people dont get a monopoly on bury your gays. what if /I/ wanna bury my gays??????
I am not a safe space for queer characters never getting hurt or offed just fyi like. I write horror. and queer (and otherwise marginalized) kids dying and being hurt is one of the hardest realities of this world, and one which I'm not going to ignore. horror isn't always nice
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skeptical about that paypal and comms talk going around

not defending paypal bc they've got legit issues, but i don't think "commissions" is a flagged word unless you're trying to do F&F (friends and family)

which has always been against tos as its intentionally avoiding platform fees
vielleicht bekommst du irgendwann einen seiner buchstaben auf einem patch zurück so wie leichenteile in einem mafia brief
mehr buchstaben für patches + salvageable pieces + mehr platz im schrank = profit?
vielleicht opfere ich in meiner quest, platz im schrank zu schaffen, auch die beiden spn pullis die ich damals von lee bekam dem buchstabengott