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the monster under your bed
@captnconfusion.bsky.social
he/him | 🏳️‍⚧️ | ger / eng | artist | 25yo | furries, gay shit, ttrpgs, ocs & fanart | nsfw-acc: @callmecaptn.bsky.social | pfp by @/monkiart.bsky.social | comms closed

writing: https://archiveofourown.org/users/Erbs

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December 5, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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The Night Mare, 54"x46" oil on canvas. 2017. Model Olive Glass.
February 2, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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Throwback time! Woohoo!!

Years ago I needle felted this little DuckTales family — Scrooge, Webby, and the boys. They’ve been living on my shelf ever since, but it’s time for them to find new homes.

If you’d like to adopt the whole set, they’re now up on my Ko-fi shop!

ko-fi.com/s/b67cb166cc
December 5, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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alle wichtigen seiten sind offen #C'estLaVaesen
December 5, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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December 5, 2025 at 6:00 PM
es gibt einen besonderen platz in der hölle für leute, die hinter mir strobo mit der lichthupe machen, während ich gerade im überholvorgang bin, und dann bei der ersten gelegenheit rechts an mir vorbeiziehen und MICH dabei anhupen
December 5, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I recently put into two-truths-and-one-lie the fact that Aiola has the name of her ex tattooed and honestly? yeah.
Does your OC have any body modifications (e.g. tattoos, piercings,...) that they regret?

#dailyocs
December 5, 2025 at 9:27 AM
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Concept of the Zelda Game folks were asking me about on Tumblr, and got a bit too carried away lol

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How it all started

www.tumblr.com/itsapmseymou...
December 4, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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Ethical YouTube drama video where literally all of it is made up and populated with a cast of characters that do not exist IRL, completely fabricated social media screenshots, etc. Mockumentary for the YouTube girlies
December 5, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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Blindspots for Millennials 😅

IMO: it’s pretty accurate.
December 5, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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Ich kaufe Wurzelgemüse in bulk und verschacher ihn für nen minimalen Aufpreis, ich nenne es ReSellerie
December 4, 2025 at 6:49 PM
ich hab die letzten tage so massiv schlecht geschlafen und den größten bullshit geträumt ey... pls stop....
December 4, 2025 at 8:23 AM
shoutout to zoe bee's video essay "how to argue with conspiracy theorists (and win)" which i think everyone should watch to learn to be just a little bit kinder in this world
December 4, 2025 at 7:16 AM
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December 3, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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oh MAN. good memory hach
December 3, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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note to self: don't leave the path while the gravity is still going.

based on a true story

#OuterWilds #fanart #animation #fananimation

(thanks for reminding me to put this here)
December 7, 2024 at 10:11 PM
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It's worth reiterating that independent creators are getting debanked for the same content
Sam Altman suggests ChatGPT is cannibalizing your fanfic and erotica to make its own clanker porn, rolling out this December.
ChatGPT just got filthy after new update lets it talk dirty to you
'You won't get it unless you ask for it.'
metro.co.uk
October 16, 2025 at 4:27 AM
maybe 2026 is the year i get this tattooed
December 3, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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"Resurrection"
September 22, 2023 at 2:48 PM
i still think about yesterday

#MosaicSea
December 3, 2025 at 11:30 AM
yeah sure the world is going to shit but i'm crafting charming little things and get to play fantastic pnp and go to concerts and festivals with my friends so all in all it's not so bad
December 3, 2025 at 7:36 AM
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Ich habe starke Schmerzen, und leide an Wassermangel vom Weinen.

#MosaicSea
December 2, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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Art calendar | 01.12.2025
⭐ Kotohina for @minascrane.bsky.social

A past stitched together in slowly loosening seams, coloured in muddy blood and burning lecture. Leading to a bright future away from the shadows.

#DNDart #OCart #OCsky #OC #TradArt #Art
December 2, 2025 at 4:11 PM
remember two sessions ago when we thought it couldn't get worse?

ha. hahahaha.

we are SO fucked

#MosaicSea
December 2, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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Treasure Planet was released 23 years ago today... and literally takes us off in this magnificent shot. ✨
November 27, 2025 at 3:25 PM