Murphy Murph
@captmurphy.bsky.social
Still adjusting to the Astros being the evil team everyone hates.
Here for the people buzzkilling the halftime show by tsk*tsk-ing me about what congress can actually do. Fuck you! You missed the entire point! There is no joy in your heart!
February 9, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Here for the people buzzkilling the halftime show by tsk*tsk-ing me about what congress can actually do. Fuck you! You missed the entire point! There is no joy in your heart!
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The Sermon on the Mount, by Beryl Lewis, before 1965, 📸 by @ScottStrazzante
February 9, 2026 at 2:16 AM
The Sermon on the Mount, by Beryl Lewis, before 1965, 📸 by @ScottStrazzante
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Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance https://theonion.com/terrified-conservatives-lose-ability-to-speak-english-after-exposure-to-bad-bunny-performance-dios-mio-cry-millions-of-panicking-republicans/
February 9, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance https://theonion.com/terrified-conservatives-lose-ability-to-speak-english-after-exposure-to-bad-bunny-performance-dios-mio-cry-millions-of-panicking-republicans/
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Ironic to see a halftime show that is all about artistic accomplishment and humanity and then go back to ads for the bullshit grift machines during a game athletes have worked and sacrificed and trained their entire lives to play it.
Every advertisement during this Super Bowl is for the worst, most dystopian technology you can imagine and all of them look awful
February 9, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Ironic to see a halftime show that is all about artistic accomplishment and humanity and then go back to ads for the bullshit grift machines during a game athletes have worked and sacrificed and trained their entire lives to play it.
This rules so much.
February 9, 2026 at 1:25 AM
This rules so much.
Has Drake Maye played football before?
February 9, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Has Drake Maye played football before?
We are only through the coin toss and I am ready to go full puritan and campaign for a prohibition on gambling dressed in a suffragette outfit.
February 8, 2026 at 11:39 PM
We are only through the coin toss and I am ready to go full puritan and campaign for a prohibition on gambling dressed in a suffragette outfit.
I didn’t want this item of capitalism until I saw that it was endorsed by *spins wheel* Engelbert Humperdinck!
February 8, 2026 at 11:31 PM
I didn’t want this item of capitalism until I saw that it was endorsed by *spins wheel* Engelbert Humperdinck!
My big takeaway from having had to watch various Toy Story movies endlessly is that Woody is a jackass.
February 7, 2026 at 1:27 AM
My big takeaway from having had to watch various Toy Story movies endlessly is that Woody is a jackass.
Rich Paul: I demand you trade my client from this flailing franchise!
** monkey closes its entire fist **
** monkey closes its entire fist **
February 4, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Rich Paul: I demand you trade my client from this flailing franchise!
** monkey closes its entire fist **
** monkey closes its entire fist **
Rodri and His Infinite Bullshit
February 1, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Rodri and His Infinite Bullshit
The absolute stupidest mother fuckers on the planet. Calling them cowards is an insult to actual cowards. Not a single one of them deserves to go in public without constant ridicule much less hold public office.
January 30, 2026 at 2:36 AM
The absolute stupidest mother fuckers on the planet. Calling them cowards is an insult to actual cowards. Not a single one of them deserves to go in public without constant ridicule much less hold public office.
Bill Kristol for DNC chair, not like this timeline could get any weirder.
The killing of Alex Pretti and the grotesque lying was an overreach by the administration. They've paid a price and had to pull back a bit. But it's when there's some disarray that the democratic opposition needs to intensify the offensive, and turn a marginal tactical success into a major victory.
January 27, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Bill Kristol for DNC chair, not like this timeline could get any weirder.
Frank, no.
In @nytopinion
Rahm Emanuel’s “combination of policy talk, moral reflection and candid critiques of recent Democratic fixations is distinctive, and there’s impressive political savvy in what he foregrounds and how he frames it,” argues Frank Bruni.
Rahm Emanuel’s “combination of policy talk, moral reflection and candid critiques of recent Democratic fixations is distinctive, and there’s impressive political savvy in what he foregrounds and how he frames it,” argues Frank Bruni.
Opinion | Will Rahm Emanuel Run for President in 2028?
A Democratic insider with an outside chance at the White House
nyti.ms
January 27, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Frank, no.
The NY Times: multiple videos show that maybe both sides have a point about the summary execution of a US citizen
Also the NY Time: strapping a dildo to your forehead is the new hot trend sweeping Brooklyn
Also the NY Time: strapping a dildo to your forehead is the new hot trend sweeping Brooklyn
January 25, 2026 at 8:04 PM
The NY Times: multiple videos show that maybe both sides have a point about the summary execution of a US citizen
Also the NY Time: strapping a dildo to your forehead is the new hot trend sweeping Brooklyn
Also the NY Time: strapping a dildo to your forehead is the new hot trend sweeping Brooklyn
Robespierre knew there was never just one.
January 25, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Robespierre knew there was never just one.
So I’ve been thinking a lot about the French Revolution lately…
Alex Pretti’s last words were “are you ok?” said the woman next to him who ICE also pepper sprayed in the face.
January 24, 2026 at 9:36 PM
So I’ve been thinking a lot about the French Revolution lately…
Yeah man, let’s check in on our local law enforcement and see how they’re handling literally anything.
Public safety means stopping violent crime — not weaponizing ICE against our communities.
That’s why I'm proposing a bill that redirects nearly $75 billion from ICE to local law enforcement.
That’s why I'm proposing a bill that redirects nearly $75 billion from ICE to local law enforcement.
January 21, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Yeah man, let’s check in on our local law enforcement and see how they’re handling literally anything.
Truly incredible to waste this defense. Stroud cements himself as a proper Houston sports legend.
January 18, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Truly incredible to waste this defense. Stroud cements himself as a proper Houston sports legend.
Gallagher simply giving a shit and trying brings so much to this listless crew.
January 17, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Gallagher simply giving a shit and trying brings so much to this listless crew.
Awful officiating
January 17, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Awful officiating
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Democrats are fascist
The House voted 341 to 79 to fund Trump's war-mongering foreign policy agenda.
Only 57 Democrats voted NO.
clerk.house.gov/evs/2026/rol...
Only 57 Democrats voted NO.
clerk.house.gov/evs/2026/rol...
January 15, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Democrats are fascist
Thousands of words by Ray Ratto on Aaron Rodgers would be the only article available in the waiting room for hell.
January 13, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Thousands of words by Ray Ratto on Aaron Rodgers would be the only article available in the waiting room for hell.
Profiles in Absolute Democrat.
Gov. Gavin Newsom of California vowed to block a tax on billionaires, saying that a ballot proposal has already scared off tech leaders.
Gavin Newsom Vows to Stop Proposed Billionaire Tax in California
Gov. Gavin Newsom said he was working behind the scenes to block a proposed tax on billionaires’ wealth and was committed to defeating the measure if it reached the ballot.
nyti.ms
January 13, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Profiles in Absolute Democrat.