Murphy Murph
@captmurphy.bsky.social
Still adjusting to the Astros being the evil team everyone hates.
He’s basically Mr. Peanutbutter.
February 11, 2026 at 5:54 PM
He’s basically Mr. Peanutbutter.
Mother fucker a Costco rotisserie chicken is like $6.
February 11, 2026 at 1:39 PM
Mother fucker a Costco rotisserie chicken is like $6.
Ok but then how do you explain the Unplugged set list mere months before he died that included covers of “Lake of Fire” and “Jesus Don’t Want Me For A Sunbeam”!?
February 10, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Ok but then how do you explain the Unplugged set list mere months before he died that included covers of “Lake of Fire” and “Jesus Don’t Want Me For A Sunbeam”!?
Don’t call us about a ransom, we’ll call you.
February 9, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Don’t call us about a ransom, we’ll call you.
Here for the people buzzkilling the halftime show by tsk*tsk-ing me about what congress can actually do. Fuck you! You missed the entire point! There is no joy in your heart!
February 9, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Here for the people buzzkilling the halftime show by tsk*tsk-ing me about what congress can actually do. Fuck you! You missed the entire point! There is no joy in your heart!
It’s basically been living rent free in my head this entire game. I’m so mad.
February 9, 2026 at 2:27 AM
It’s basically been living rent free in my head this entire game. I’m so mad.
Has your lovely wife levitated from rage thinking about CJ Stroud yet?
February 9, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Has your lovely wife levitated from rage thinking about CJ Stroud yet?
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The Sermon on the Mount, by Beryl Lewis, before 1965, 📸 by @ScottStrazzante
February 9, 2026 at 2:16 AM
The Sermon on the Mount, by Beryl Lewis, before 1965, 📸 by @ScottStrazzante
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Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance https://theonion.com/terrified-conservatives-lose-ability-to-speak-english-after-exposure-to-bad-bunny-performance-dios-mio-cry-millions-of-panicking-republicans/
February 9, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance https://theonion.com/terrified-conservatives-lose-ability-to-speak-english-after-exposure-to-bad-bunny-performance-dios-mio-cry-millions-of-panicking-republicans/
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Ironic to see a halftime show that is all about artistic accomplishment and humanity and then go back to ads for the bullshit grift machines during a game athletes have worked and sacrificed and trained their entire lives to play it.
Every advertisement during this Super Bowl is for the worst, most dystopian technology you can imagine and all of them look awful
February 9, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Ironic to see a halftime show that is all about artistic accomplishment and humanity and then go back to ads for the bullshit grift machines during a game athletes have worked and sacrificed and trained their entire lives to play it.
This rules so much.
February 9, 2026 at 1:25 AM
This rules so much.
Genius comes in many forms.
February 9, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Genius comes in many forms.
Has Drake Maye played football before?
February 9, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Has Drake Maye played football before?
We are only through the coin toss and I am ready to go full puritan and campaign for a prohibition on gambling dressed in a suffragette outfit.
February 8, 2026 at 11:39 PM
We are only through the coin toss and I am ready to go full puritan and campaign for a prohibition on gambling dressed in a suffragette outfit.
I didn’t want this item of capitalism until I saw that it was endorsed by *spins wheel* Engelbert Humperdinck!
February 8, 2026 at 11:31 PM
I didn’t want this item of capitalism until I saw that it was endorsed by *spins wheel* Engelbert Humperdinck!
On top of just generally looking like shit.
February 8, 2026 at 11:00 PM
On top of just generally looking like shit.
Incredible to suggest he ever had the newsroom.
February 8, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Incredible to suggest he ever had the newsroom.
My big takeaway from having had to watch various Toy Story movies endlessly is that Woody is a jackass.
February 7, 2026 at 1:27 AM
My big takeaway from having had to watch various Toy Story movies endlessly is that Woody is a jackass.
Genuine question: why engage them?
February 7, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Genuine question: why engage them?
Man I extremely understand this. I have a limited amount of time to play games, I don’t need my ass handed to me repeatedly by the very first boss I encounter.
February 6, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Man I extremely understand this. I have a limited amount of time to play games, I don’t need my ass handed to me repeatedly by the very first boss I encounter.
Yo fuck this trash ass shit.
February 6, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Yo fuck this trash ass shit.
The same fuckhead that ran cover for the Dubai World Cup? No thanks.
February 4, 2026 at 8:50 PM
The same fuckhead that ran cover for the Dubai World Cup? No thanks.
You hate to see it happen to the city of Dallas.
February 4, 2026 at 6:57 PM
You hate to see it happen to the city of Dallas.
Rich Paul just got an entire monkeys paw in one move.
February 4, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Rich Paul just got an entire monkeys paw in one move.