Captain Sterling
@captainsterlinglas.bsky.social
I write spicy books!
If polyamorous pirates, witchy magic, and swashbuckling adventure sound like your idea of a good time, check out Lost At Sea by Captain Sterling on Kindle Unlimited.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0F26Q6W56
If polyamorous pirates, witchy magic, and swashbuckling adventure sound like your idea of a good time, check out Lost At Sea by Captain Sterling on Kindle Unlimited.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0F26Q6W56
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A shameless witch, an infamous sea captain, a rebellious churchgirl, and an old flame unexpectedly returned. What's a sailor to do?
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#spicybooks
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#erotica
#spicybooks
#booktok
#literotica
#ihavenoideawhatimdoing
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Weird Al singing "fuck you I won't do what you tell me" with zero humor or irony is one hell of a referendum of the times we live in.
December 11, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Weird Al singing "fuck you I won't do what you tell me" with zero humor or irony is one hell of a referendum of the times we live in.
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December 6, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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Note the position of his right arm. That's the proper technique. Reach as far around your sub as you can, and trap their hips with your side and your elbow so they can't squirm away. If your arm is long enough you can simultaneously grip your sub between their legs for extra fun.
November 23, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Note the position of his right arm. That's the proper technique. Reach as far around your sub as you can, and trap their hips with your side and your elbow so they can't squirm away. If your arm is long enough you can simultaneously grip your sub between their legs for extra fun.
It is SO HARD to disengage from political posts on this account. I try to keep it curated so I mostly see other spicy creators. I'm trying to keep it as stress free as possible.
It's barely working. My feed keeps showing me cool people with correct takes, and I want to engage so bad!
It's barely working. My feed keeps showing me cool people with correct takes, and I want to engage so bad!
November 18, 2025 at 6:49 AM
It is SO HARD to disengage from political posts on this account. I try to keep it curated so I mostly see other spicy creators. I'm trying to keep it as stress free as possible.
It's barely working. My feed keeps showing me cool people with correct takes, and I want to engage so bad!
It's barely working. My feed keeps showing me cool people with correct takes, and I want to engage so bad!
Victoria leaned in and gave the side of Mercy’s neck a lick, then let her lips rest against Mercy’s ear. “I can’t suck him and talk at the same time, so I'm going to use your mouth on him instead.”
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There's a new chapter of Lost At Sea up on my Patreon.
www.patreon.com/posts/143369...
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There's a new chapter of Lost At Sea up on my Patreon.
www.patreon.com/posts/143369...
LaS Book 5? Chapter 6 | Captain Sterling
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November 11, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Victoria leaned in and gave the side of Mercy’s neck a lick, then let her lips rest against Mercy’s ear. “I can’t suck him and talk at the same time, so I'm going to use your mouth on him instead.”
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There's a new chapter of Lost At Sea up on my Patreon.
www.patreon.com/posts/143369...
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There's a new chapter of Lost At Sea up on my Patreon.
www.patreon.com/posts/143369...
This account smells like leather, wood shavings, fresh clean sweat, rum, sorrel, incense, and ocean air just before a storm.
this account smells of ink and stars and woodsmoke. of warm cinnamon and nutmeg curling around chocolate. the yin of rain drenched night blooming jasmine and the yang of sun warmed sand, the ocean at sunset... it seems at once impossibly familiar and incredibly distant; like a dream of a memory
This account smells of lavender, vanilla, bergamot, black cherry, raspberry, praline, caramel and wild endangered trees and plants, with a hint of old books, turmeric and cardamom. It’s rich, earthy and deep, and makes one feel relaxed, at home and like there’s a strong connection to one’s history.
November 3, 2025 at 9:27 PM
This account smells like leather, wood shavings, fresh clean sweat, rum, sorrel, incense, and ocean air just before a storm.
My favorite Care Bear is Ghost Rider.
November 2, 2025 at 1:49 AM
My favorite Care Bear is Ghost Rider.
Back in 1954 a couple scientists hooked electrodes up to a bunch of rats. When the electrodes were activated, they would stimulate the pleasure centers of the rats' brains.
Then they connected the electrodes to a button...
Then they connected the electrodes to a button...
October 22, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Back in 1954 a couple scientists hooked electrodes up to a bunch of rats. When the electrodes were activated, they would stimulate the pleasure centers of the rats' brains.
Then they connected the electrodes to a button...
Then they connected the electrodes to a button...
My birthday is coming up, and a friend of mine sent me a Sexy Picture Request Form.
10/10. Fantastic gift idea.
10/10. Fantastic gift idea.
October 16, 2025 at 5:53 AM
My birthday is coming up, and a friend of mine sent me a Sexy Picture Request Form.
10/10. Fantastic gift idea.
10/10. Fantastic gift idea.
If you prefer your smut audio style, here's your girl.
I AM SO HAPPY TO ANNOUNCE MY NEW PLATFORM!
IM ON SUBSCRIBESTAR!!
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Stargazers: public self written scripts and audios
Mushrooms: exclusive audios (incl rambles) and perks. Lewds that didn't make it to socials
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IM ON SUBSCRIBESTAR!!
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feel free to subscribe!
Stargazers: public self written scripts and audios
Mushrooms: exclusive audios (incl rambles) and perks. Lewds that didn't make it to socials
💜
October 3, 2025 at 1:36 AM
If you prefer your smut audio style, here's your girl.
And the award for history's best war memorial goes to Iowa.
Des Moines has you all beat
September 24, 2025 at 1:53 AM
And the award for history's best war memorial goes to Iowa.
Anybody been raptured yet?
September 23, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Anybody been raptured yet?
Chocolate Martinis are D A N G E R O U S
September 1, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Chocolate Martinis are D A N G E R O U S
Every once in a while I tease my wife so hard that I end up laughing so hard I can't breathe, and sounding like the Hanna Barbara dog.
That's how I know I've done a good job.
That's how I know I've done a good job.
a cartoon dog is making a funny face and covering his mouth
ALT: a cartoon dog is making a funny face and covering his mouth
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August 7, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Every once in a while I tease my wife so hard that I end up laughing so hard I can't breathe, and sounding like the Hanna Barbara dog.
That's how I know I've done a good job.
That's how I know I've done a good job.
Another chapter of book 3 is up on my Patreon.
The ladies of The Kestrel start putting their plan to rescue Will into action.
Meanwhile, a pair of young witch hunters get an education in sin.
www.patreon.com/posts/135037...
The ladies of The Kestrel start putting their plan to rescue Will into action.
Meanwhile, a pair of young witch hunters get an education in sin.
www.patreon.com/posts/135037...
Lost At Sea, Book 3, Chapter 5 | Captain Sterling
Get more from Captain Sterling on Patreon
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July 30, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Another chapter of book 3 is up on my Patreon.
The ladies of The Kestrel start putting their plan to rescue Will into action.
Meanwhile, a pair of young witch hunters get an education in sin.
www.patreon.com/posts/135037...
The ladies of The Kestrel start putting their plan to rescue Will into action.
Meanwhile, a pair of young witch hunters get an education in sin.
www.patreon.com/posts/135037...
I've been seeing a lot of petitions like this circulating.
The intent is great, but it won't matter. Credit card processors are not the root of the issue.
Because of SESTA/FOSTA financial institutions can be held liable for the purchase of exploitive material.
The intent is great, but it won't matter. Credit card processors are not the root of the issue.
Because of SESTA/FOSTA financial institutions can be held liable for the purchase of exploitive material.
And for those of you wondering how this may apply to you: If you create media for adults, or do any sort of work for the queer community, this could potentially affect you as well. You might not consider yourself a sex worker, but a lot of religionists sure think you are. Please, sign this petition.
Let’s change gears. Do some good
Sign this. Make it go viral. Protect sex workers. End payment processor discrimination
action.aclu.org/petition/mas...
Sign this. Make it go viral. Protect sex workers. End payment processor discrimination
action.aclu.org/petition/mas...
July 24, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I've been seeing a lot of petitions like this circulating.
The intent is great, but it won't matter. Credit card processors are not the root of the issue.
Because of SESTA/FOSTA financial institutions can be held liable for the purchase of exploitive material.
The intent is great, but it won't matter. Credit card processors are not the root of the issue.
Because of SESTA/FOSTA financial institutions can be held liable for the purchase of exploitive material.
This app is so much fun.
Promise I cant see the reactions 😉 goodnight
June 23, 2025 at 12:00 AM
This app is so much fun.
If you see this, post an image you saved because it made you laugh.
June 21, 2025 at 9:15 PM
If you see this, post an image you saved because it made you laugh.
Just opened a bag of Skittles Gummies and learned the hard way that the green ones aren't lime. They're Green Apple.
Now I have to throw away 20% of the bag.
WTF Skittles? Why do regular Skittles have lime and gummies have green apple? Why do you hate the people who like gummies candies?
Now I have to throw away 20% of the bag.
WTF Skittles? Why do regular Skittles have lime and gummies have green apple? Why do you hate the people who like gummies candies?
June 8, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Just opened a bag of Skittles Gummies and learned the hard way that the green ones aren't lime. They're Green Apple.
Now I have to throw away 20% of the bag.
WTF Skittles? Why do regular Skittles have lime and gummies have green apple? Why do you hate the people who like gummies candies?
Now I have to throw away 20% of the bag.
WTF Skittles? Why do regular Skittles have lime and gummies have green apple? Why do you hate the people who like gummies candies?
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If this gets 100 likes ill drop one without the bra 👀
June 7, 2025 at 2:16 PM
If this gets 100 likes ill drop one without the bra 👀
Every time some purity culture smear campaign pops up targeting a creator I like, it just makes me like them more.
May 28, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Every time some purity culture smear campaign pops up targeting a creator I like, it just makes me like them more.
Every time my imposter syndrome starts to build up steam, I come across something like this and immediately feel better about myself.
May 26, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Every time my imposter syndrome starts to build up steam, I come across something like this and immediately feel better about myself.
