Captain Sterling
@captainsterlinglas.bsky.social
I write spicy books!
If polyamorous pirates, witchy magic, and swashbuckling adventure sound like your idea of a good time, check out Lost At Sea by Captain Sterling on Kindle Unlimited.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0F26Q6W56
If polyamorous pirates, witchy magic, and swashbuckling adventure sound like your idea of a good time, check out Lost At Sea by Captain Sterling on Kindle Unlimited.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0F26Q6W56
It's so weird how if you spend long enough writing, your brain kinda forgets how to talk for a while. Conversations feel stunted and disassociative.
December 14, 2025 at 10:33 PM
It's so weird how if you spend long enough writing, your brain kinda forgets how to talk for a while. Conversations feel stunted and disassociative.
"Wow, best blind date ever! You look amaz- uh... sorry, is your elbow ok?"
December 13, 2025 at 6:08 PM
"Wow, best blind date ever! You look amaz- uh... sorry, is your elbow ok?"
I walked right into that one.
a golden star with a white star in the middle
ALT: a golden star with a white star in the middle
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December 7, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I walked right into that one.
This is some really weird Internet drama, and I'm glad to see it handled so well. The adult VA community here circles the wagons fast.
December 7, 2025 at 6:10 PM
This is some really weird Internet drama, and I'm glad to see it handled so well. The adult VA community here circles the wagons fast.
Joke's on you, I find ALL compliments unsettling!
December 7, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Joke's on you, I find ALL compliments unsettling!
That's the correct response.
December 7, 2025 at 5:53 PM
That's the correct response.
And that is a good thing?
December 7, 2025 at 2:54 AM
And that is a good thing?
Poor zombie is going to get food poisoning.
December 5, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Poor zombie is going to get food poisoning.
Linear time is such bullshit!
December 4, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Linear time is such bullshit!
That sideboob crop is pure cruelty.
December 4, 2025 at 6:55 AM
That sideboob crop is pure cruelty.
I'm no expert, but I'm pretty sure it means you were born on planet earth on a particular date, and are trying to make sense out of the absolute chaos of your own mind and how you relate to the world around you, and finding meaning in star patterns makes about as much sense as anything else.
December 1, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I'm no expert, but I'm pretty sure it means you were born on planet earth on a particular date, and are trying to make sense out of the absolute chaos of your own mind and how you relate to the world around you, and finding meaning in star patterns makes about as much sense as anything else.