OLD CRIED PANTS
@captainfartpants.bsky.social
Careless Discharge
He truly believes that he creates reality and has always wanted his opposition exterminated
December 17, 2025 at 2:14 AM
He truly believes that he creates reality and has always wanted his opposition exterminated
Notice they say it's "more secure", not secure
December 17, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Notice they say it's "more secure", not secure
So Vance just openly banging Charlie's widow now?
December 16, 2025 at 8:30 PM
So Vance just openly banging Charlie's widow now?
Does this affect you, or is it others? If you, there are nearly 100 similar positions near me that you could inhabit, such that I could further my bromance with your husband.
December 16, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Does this affect you, or is it others? If you, there are nearly 100 similar positions near me that you could inhabit, such that I could further my bromance with your husband.
"Git sum gunzz - shute it all up to hell! "
December 16, 2025 at 8:17 PM
"Git sum gunzz - shute it all up to hell! "
The music video was 1990, not the Animaniacs' use of the material from the band. The site didn't premiere until 1993.
a cartoon of a man with glasses and the words ackchyually
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December 16, 2025 at 8:16 PM
The music video was 1990, not the Animaniacs' use of the material from the band. The site didn't premiere until 1993.
Saw them at gypsy tea room around 1999, and one of the group of us who couldn't control himself after booze tried to jump on to my sister and flattened her.
December 16, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Saw them at gypsy tea room around 1999, and one of the group of us who couldn't control himself after booze tried to jump on to my sister and flattened her.
Similar deal for me... I'm the best CEO, and perform all the duties better than anyone, but just need a promotion from Jizz Mopper.
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December 16, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Similar deal for me... I'm the best CEO, and perform all the duties better than anyone, but just need a promotion from Jizz Mopper.
You should make some plans to keep safe from h8trz...
December 16, 2025 at 8:07 PM
You should make some plans to keep safe from h8trz...
That is a stellar opening. I'm sorry that captain Reich stole our platform.
December 16, 2025 at 8:05 PM
That is a stellar opening. I'm sorry that captain Reich stole our platform.
You're damn hell...
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December 16, 2025 at 5:58 PM
You're damn hell...
I've been harvesting deceased carp since March that we just adorned the tree with. They all perished from natural causes and were scraped from the banks of the city lake.
December 16, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I've been harvesting deceased carp since March that we just adorned the tree with. They all perished from natural causes and were scraped from the banks of the city lake.
NFC Championships, Superbowl Wins
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December 15, 2025 at 11:55 PM
NFC Championships, Superbowl Wins
So, Dak is awesome? It really doesn't seem like it.
December 15, 2025 at 11:35 PM
So, Dak is awesome? It really doesn't seem like it.
The gentle giant!
December 15, 2025 at 11:09 PM
The gentle giant!
This anti-stock article says they are bad but then bends to pressure with the solution being.... torture your foot more with crammed in heels.
December 15, 2025 at 10:56 PM
This anti-stock article says they are bad but then bends to pressure with the solution being.... torture your foot more with crammed in heels.
Ewwww, you walked Disney in open toe shoes? Nasty
December 15, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Ewwww, you walked Disney in open toe shoes? Nasty
Wish we knew
December 15, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Wish we knew
