OLD CRIED PANTS
@captainfartpants.bsky.social
Careless Discharge
3 wheel motion!
December 19, 2025 at 3:06 PM
3 wheel motion!
"That's greeeeeaaaaat...."
December 18, 2025 at 10:54 PM
"That's greeeeeaaaaat...."
Soon after I moved from 570 to 1310,I rode the elevator at maple studio with Norm. He didn't acknowledge me, but he did have a constant stream of fermented food coming from his mouth.
December 18, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Soon after I moved from 570 to 1310,I rode the elevator at maple studio with Norm. He didn't acknowledge me, but he did have a constant stream of fermented food coming from his mouth.
"Because it's accurate"
December 18, 2025 at 1:06 PM
"Because it's accurate"
I've been harvesting deceased carp since March that we just adorned the tree with. They all perished from natural causes and were scraped from the banks of the city lake.
December 16, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I've been harvesting deceased carp since March that we just adorned the tree with. They all perished from natural causes and were scraped from the banks of the city lake.
This guy? Oh... sorry.. that's Dallas Bryant
December 10, 2025 at 10:17 PM
This guy? Oh... sorry.. that's Dallas Bryant
Less than 9 months away?!
December 6, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Less than 9 months away?!
Never forget.
December 5, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Never forget.
Wait, what did @juniormiller.bsky.social just say? @gordonkeith.bsky.social needs to bring this to air next Friday.
December 5, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Wait, what did @juniormiller.bsky.social just say? @gordonkeith.bsky.social needs to bring this to air next Friday.
I'm really impressed with the crowd- I didn't know Detroit was habitable any longer.
December 5, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I'm really impressed with the crowd- I didn't know Detroit was habitable any longer.
December 4, 2025 at 9:53 PM
