Jess
@caparo479.bsky.social
She/Her - 28
Australian gay diver girl and attempted author of military sci-fi/gay romance 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
Socialist with lib tendencies
Australian gay diver girl and attempted author of military sci-fi/gay romance 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
Socialist with lib tendencies
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Jess
@caparo479.bsky.social
· Dec 29
Was it praxis when the jolly swagman un-alived himself in the billabong?
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Too many people on Bluesky think that relentless expressions of despair are a sign of intellectual sophistication.
February 4, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Too many people on Bluesky think that relentless expressions of despair are a sign of intellectual sophistication.
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COME THE FUCK ON
February 1, 2026 at 3:33 AM
COME THE FUCK ON
Today was the first time i've ever gone diving with another trans woman
February 1, 2026 at 9:21 AM
Today was the first time i've ever gone diving with another trans woman
Noticed this above the sink in my (rented) fremantle apartment
February 1, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Noticed this above the sink in my (rented) fremantle apartment
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Throwing MH-60s and MH-47s full of SOF guys at foreign powers until one of them falls out of sky due to air defense prompted catastropic spontaneous disassembly.
January 30, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Throwing MH-60s and MH-47s full of SOF guys at foreign powers until one of them falls out of sky due to air defense prompted catastropic spontaneous disassembly.
Perth, where the trains are sometimes squished electric Vlocities, and all the ads are for mining companies
January 29, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Perth, where the trains are sometimes squished electric Vlocities, and all the ads are for mining companies
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Okay, the last version (not the quoted one, another one) was peam. I think this might be more viable. 80's style action film VHS tape cover font.
January 28, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Okay, the last version (not the quoted one, another one) was peam. I think this might be more viable. 80's style action film VHS tape cover font.
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heay liberal my wife left me
January 27, 2026 at 10:11 PM
heay liberal my wife left me
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i feel like the viral bus thread resonates because at every step of the way you're like "ok surely this will be resolved shortly, any second now," which seems like what all the passengers are also thinking. then the fact that the situation doesn't resolve and the bus just keeps going is an Allegory
January 20, 2026 at 5:02 PM
i feel like the viral bus thread resonates because at every step of the way you're like "ok surely this will be resolved shortly, any second now," which seems like what all the passengers are also thinking. then the fact that the situation doesn't resolve and the bus just keeps going is an Allegory
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I have a slogan but that’s about it
January 20, 2026 at 10:10 PM
I have a slogan but that’s about it
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gavin newsom acts like I act when I'm at some kind of family dinner and someone starts talking about politics. "mm yeah. interesting. yeah I see your point. mmm" just do that until you can go home and rest. is family dinner me what we want out of the president, I ask
January 19, 2026 at 10:19 PM
gavin newsom acts like I act when I'm at some kind of family dinner and someone starts talking about politics. "mm yeah. interesting. yeah I see your point. mmm" just do that until you can go home and rest. is family dinner me what we want out of the president, I ask
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The Red Army was a UK/US proxy force and I'm tired of pretending it wasn't.
January 16, 2026 at 6:19 PM
The Red Army was a UK/US proxy force and I'm tired of pretending it wasn't.
I don't like libbing out, but with the immediate state of the world it doesn't really seem like I have a choice
January 19, 2026 at 11:55 PM
I don't like libbing out, but with the immediate state of the world it doesn't really seem like I have a choice
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donald trump experienced a level of what was, for him, humiliation equivalent to death when obama lightly mocked him back in 2011 and we all are going to pay for it
January 19, 2026 at 3:38 PM
donald trump experienced a level of what was, for him, humiliation equivalent to death when obama lightly mocked him back in 2011 and we all are going to pay for it
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*youth pastor voice, pointing at the sky* the one true dev is ALWAYS in chat
January 17, 2026 at 7:50 PM
*youth pastor voice, pointing at the sky* the one true dev is ALWAYS in chat
My car's clutch got replaced suprisingly quickly, so i am now vehicular once again
January 16, 2026 at 10:13 AM
My car's clutch got replaced suprisingly quickly, so i am now vehicular once again
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imagine letting these people run anything more consequential than a lemonade stand
www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
Elon Musk admits cheating at video games, chat transcript appears to show
Video posted by top gamer shows what he says is X conversation in which billionaire admits ‘account boosting’
www.theguardian.com
January 16, 2026 at 2:59 AM
imagine letting these people run anything more consequential than a lemonade stand
www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
I just saw a kid wearing a Minecraft t-shirt that says "CRAFTING SINCE ALPHA"
Given he looks barely 10 years old, i'm gonna call this a case of stolen valour
Given he looks barely 10 years old, i'm gonna call this a case of stolen valour
January 15, 2026 at 7:10 AM
I just saw a kid wearing a Minecraft t-shirt that says "CRAFTING SINCE ALPHA"
Given he looks barely 10 years old, i'm gonna call this a case of stolen valour
Given he looks barely 10 years old, i'm gonna call this a case of stolen valour
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are we living through Stupid EndWar?
January 14, 2026 at 11:09 PM
are we living through Stupid EndWar?
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On one hand NATO states shooting at each other isn't actually unprecedented, on the other hand it's insane that the US is nearing "Greco-Turkish relations" level of conduct
So to be clear we have actually reached the point where NATO states are deploying tripwire forces to deter *another NATO state* from invading *another NATO state.*
I struggle to communicate the strategic and just regular insanity of this moment.
I struggle to communicate the strategic and just regular insanity of this moment.
Sweden is over Trump's nonsense about Greenland and is sending in troops.
SWEDEN, PEOPLE.
SWEDEN, PEOPLE.
January 14, 2026 at 6:07 PM
On one hand NATO states shooting at each other isn't actually unprecedented, on the other hand it's insane that the US is nearing "Greco-Turkish relations" level of conduct
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Can't wait to go through this whole script when we get the chance. Even first impression seems like it would have been a welcome change from the live action film we got
Also GIVE US LESBIAN VIRGIL YOU COWARDS
Also GIVE US LESBIAN VIRGIL YOU COWARDS
January 14, 2026 at 6:36 AM
Can't wait to go through this whole script when we get the chance. Even first impression seems like it would have been a welcome change from the live action film we got
Also GIVE US LESBIAN VIRGIL YOU COWARDS
Also GIVE US LESBIAN VIRGIL YOU COWARDS
ok, i've now spent at least 15 minutes reading this script for a cancelled 1999 Thunderbirds movie, and I am kinda miffed we didn't get this (unlike the live action movie we ended up getting, this isn't a kids movie) thunderbirds.fandom.com/wiki/Thunder... @fabthepodcast.bsky.social
January 13, 2026 at 11:21 PM
ok, i've now spent at least 15 minutes reading this script for a cancelled 1999 Thunderbirds movie, and I am kinda miffed we didn't get this (unlike the live action movie we ended up getting, this isn't a kids movie) thunderbirds.fandom.com/wiki/Thunder... @fabthepodcast.bsky.social
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the idea that u.s. sof could just fly into tehran and capture iran's leadership is just not credible, sport
January 12, 2026 at 8:42 AM
the idea that u.s. sof could just fly into tehran and capture iran's leadership is just not credible, sport