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IYKYK.
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Friendly reminder, if you’re wondering who this is behind the account, a DM asking me directly instead of outright blocking can resolve your question. My account is private until BlueSky decides to implement private accounts.
It’s kinda delicious watching the aunty Tammy MAGA gay groups that are public feuding with each other on Facebook … it just sucks there are thousands signed up to those groups. Oh, don’t worry, I watch from afar to see who on my friends list joins them so I can pick them off.
January 22, 2026 at 5:11 PM
When someone you no longer have contact with suddenly pops up as a subject among a few friends recently. Idk, weird coincidence? Or fishing for info? But hey, when you’re ready to own up to your BS, I may be interested to hear what you got to say.
January 22, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Nothing spikes my trust issues more than being curious about someone and looking up their Facebook to see posts in public republican group, saying they “love his policies”, yet are in a relationship with a man. The math just doesn’t math.
January 10, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Slightly diminish a band:
Lukewarm Chili Peppers
Slightly diminish a band:

Splenda Ray
Slightly diminish a band.

Florence and the Simple Machine
January 10, 2026 at 3:25 PM
*sigh*
Real talk: I’m getting very tired of seeing the Aunty Tammy MAGA gays come up, and have mutuals with me…. Yall, those people do not deserve our energy.
I have tried REALLY hard to not be that person, but with recent chaos, I’m getting there.
So, off of FB I go for a few days.
January 8, 2026 at 6:50 PM
For your viewing pleasure… (peep the account for the next four parts!). It’s worth the view. You’re welcome.
The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
December 23, 2025 at 4:21 AM
This has been me for a while now. For better or for worse.
December 22, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Sheesh…. Can we not punch down on one another with the body shaming?
December 22, 2025 at 3:06 PM
100% Facts. No debate and Point Blank.
ai generated slop is so rampant now that I just generally don't believe anything on fb is even real anymore. like someone will show me a clip of something on their phone and all I can think is "this probably isn't even real why are you wasting my time with this"
December 7, 2025 at 6:16 PM
So, when a meme is posted that attacks whole-ass communities, and makes whole communities out to be part of a systemic problem, when in reality it’s the bad apples within the bunch? Yeah, not cool.
December 2, 2025 at 3:25 PM
So, I get that people that are lactose intolerant should be allowed to enjoy things. However, lactose free, zero sugar Greek yogurt is a special level of torture, and I had a gag reflex so hard after one bite, I think I strained a throat muscle…
November 21, 2025 at 2:06 PM
You know… using your own tragedy for attention-seeking, then calling people out for not showing sympathies right away, regardless of the reason… I just can’t get behind. It just screams “narcissism” in my mind.
November 5, 2025 at 6:07 PM
OK, anyone who wants to argue against me about punching nazis, you just get blocked. Fuck you all for being apologist. point blank, motherfucking period, end of motherfucking story. Don't fucking test me.
October 26, 2025 at 2:39 AM
No, seriously, anyone who votes for this and is for this, you’re straight up dead to me.
October 23, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Just in case….
Fuck every last person who voted for these scumbag republicans.
October 23, 2025 at 8:49 PM
So, because I didn’t go to No Kings on Saturday (long story short: crowd anxiety), and I’m a “right-winger” because of it. Cool 😂
I love those with unchecked anger issues!
October 20, 2025 at 7:49 PM
*sigh* … Can we normalize NOT punching down on gay-owned businesses within our community over the products they release? It’s getting really annoying seeing gay men talk shit about another because they are trying. We really need to stop eating our own.
October 17, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Oh, that’s cute: you post all these pictures and your JFF stuff, but when you get people liking your posts you block them? Idk, kinda petty…
October 9, 2025 at 7:51 PM
This really is not the hot take you think it is… it’s a hot shit take. And “I said what I said”….
October 1, 2025 at 4:15 PM
If you’ve watched The Big Lebowski, then you know 😜
September 26, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Oh, hey GROWLR scammer, you good fam?
September 26, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Hey - I’ll wear that badge loud and proud 😂😂😂
September 25, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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Musk got all friendly again with the orange wannabe dictator yesterday. So please continue to avoid buying a Tesla.
September 22, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Today I learned what TIL stood for.
And yes, I planned that statement purposefully 😂
September 20, 2025 at 5:19 PM