Maximus
@beardreaux.bsky.social
36, 6'1", 280 🏳️🌈
married to a grizzly bear 🐻
i'm a bear who thinks he's a dog 🐾
sometimes i'm an orc 😤
let me sniff your pits 🐽
very nsfw 🔞
https://woof.group/@beardreaux
https://justfor.fans/beardreaux (solo only)
married to a grizzly bear 🐻
i'm a bear who thinks he's a dog 🐾
sometimes i'm an orc 😤
let me sniff your pits 🐽
very nsfw 🔞
https://woof.group/@beardreaux
https://justfor.fans/beardreaux (solo only)
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all these posts about fresh snowfall and I'm over here in Florida like
November 30, 2025 at 5:29 PM
all these posts about fresh snowfall and I'm over here in Florida like
I do this thing where I behave like an excited dog any time anyone walks through the front door
November 28, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I do this thing where I behave like an excited dog any time anyone walks through the front door
non-kink friend rubs my head, "hey... puppy? idk how the pronouns work for that stuff"
was really cute had a good laugh about it 🐶
was really cute had a good laugh about it 🐶
November 28, 2025 at 8:54 PM
non-kink friend rubs my head, "hey... puppy? idk how the pronouns work for that stuff"
was really cute had a good laugh about it 🐶
was really cute had a good laugh about it 🐶
I really like the idea of being chastity locked by a bottom so they would keep me all pent up and unlock me to use me as their personal fuck machine
November 28, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I really like the idea of being chastity locked by a bottom so they would keep me all pent up and unlock me to use me as their personal fuck machine
hubby asked me to find an old show for him. I found it on internet archive and it's ai upscaled from 480p to 1080p. so I download the files provided and they're all 480p containers... I found a regular dvd copy separately and it's higher quality than this crap they decided to archive...
November 28, 2025 at 5:48 PM
hubby asked me to find an old show for him. I found it on internet archive and it's ai upscaled from 480p to 1080p. so I download the files provided and they're all 480p containers... I found a regular dvd copy separately and it's higher quality than this crap they decided to archive...
no one:
my brain: 🎶*OG Gameboy Monopoly menu music*🎶
my brain: 🎶*OG Gameboy Monopoly menu music*🎶
November 27, 2025 at 5:04 PM
no one:
my brain: 🎶*OG Gameboy Monopoly menu music*🎶
my brain: 🎶*OG Gameboy Monopoly menu music*🎶
*turns on the Thanksgiving day parade*
[marching bands playing Christmas music]
*turns off the Thanksgiving day parade*
*turns on "The Addams Family Values"*
[marching bands playing Christmas music]
*turns off the Thanksgiving day parade*
*turns on "The Addams Family Values"*
November 27, 2025 at 3:11 PM
*turns on the Thanksgiving day parade*
[marching bands playing Christmas music]
*turns off the Thanksgiving day parade*
*turns on "The Addams Family Values"*
[marching bands playing Christmas music]
*turns off the Thanksgiving day parade*
*turns on "The Addams Family Values"*
big huge bellies make my penis so hard 😩😩😩
November 26, 2025 at 7:59 PM
big huge bellies make my penis so hard 😩😩😩
jiggle physics - hump day edition
November 26, 2025 at 3:46 PM
jiggle physics - hump day edition
my balls smell amaaazing rn 🐽
November 23, 2025 at 4:51 PM
my balls smell amaaazing rn 🐽
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Happy Halloween or whatever.
October 31, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Happy Halloween or whatever.
a very musky monday to you all 🐽
October 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
a very musky monday to you all 🐽
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Non-furry gays keep asking if I have instagram, nah man I have Bluesky I want you to see my penis
October 19, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Non-furry gays keep asking if I have instagram, nah man I have Bluesky I want you to see my penis
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Someone put me on my back, hold my legs up and out and then go wild on my hole.
October 19, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Someone put me on my back, hold my legs up and out and then go wild on my hole.
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It’s Jonathan’s birthday! As always, Boruk brings him plenty of seeds, maybe hoping to fertilize the rugby player someday 😄
I also turned 39 on Oct 3! To celebrate (and ORCtober), I commisionned this amazing art at @gronbeargut.bsky.social
Thank you very much Gron 💚
I also turned 39 on Oct 3! To celebrate (and ORCtober), I commisionned this amazing art at @gronbeargut.bsky.social
Thank you very much Gron 💚
October 15, 2025 at 8:00 PM
It’s Jonathan’s birthday! As always, Boruk brings him plenty of seeds, maybe hoping to fertilize the rugby player someday 😄
I also turned 39 on Oct 3! To celebrate (and ORCtober), I commisionned this amazing art at @gronbeargut.bsky.social
Thank you very much Gron 💚
I also turned 39 on Oct 3! To celebrate (and ORCtober), I commisionned this amazing art at @gronbeargut.bsky.social
Thank you very much Gron 💚
I get so excited about mundane electronics like high speed USB cables and elbow joints
October 15, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I get so excited about mundane electronics like high speed USB cables and elbow joints
Morning, Noon & Night in Woofia
October 15, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Morning, Noon & Night in Woofia
I may be tall but my torso is probably shorter than yours so if I was sitting next to you i would look shorter than you.
example: my husband is 3 inches shorter than me and when we sit next to each other he's 3 inches taller than me
example: my husband is 3 inches shorter than me and when we sit next to each other he's 3 inches taller than me
October 15, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I may be tall but my torso is probably shorter than yours so if I was sitting next to you i would look shorter than you.
example: my husband is 3 inches shorter than me and when we sit next to each other he's 3 inches taller than me
example: my husband is 3 inches shorter than me and when we sit next to each other he's 3 inches taller than me
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Life over 30: I made a lot of effort in bad posture and now my back hurts
Life over 30: I stood up and now my ankle hurts for no apparent reason
Life over 30: I slept poorly and now I've got mild body aches
October 14, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Life over 30: I made a lot of effort in bad posture and now my back hurts
omg this puzzle is wild! there is a unique daily solution for 7 years and then it repeats.
October 14, 2025 at 8:44 PM
omg this puzzle is wild! there is a unique daily solution for 7 years and then it repeats.
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Life over 30: I sneezed while sitting on the toilet and now my back is out
Life over 30: I stood up and now my ankle hurts for no apparent reason
Life over 30: I slept poorly and now I've got mild body aches
October 14, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Life over 30: I sneezed while sitting on the toilet and now my back is out
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