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Maximus

@beardreaux.bsky.social

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35, 6'1", 280 🏳️‍🌈 married to a grizzly bear 🐻 i'm a bear who thinks he's a dog 🐾 sometimes i'm an orc 😤 let me sniff your pits 🐽 very nsfw 🔞 https://woof.group/@beardreaux https://justfor.fans/beardreaux (solo only)

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Maximus @beardreaux.bsky.social · Jan 24

ok here's the butt pic on it's own for y'all 🐽

redneck bear in his kitchen, leaving on the countertop, shirtless, blue jeans pulled down to show his fast hairy ass

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Maximus @beardreaux.bsky.social · 2h

with 240MB/s read speed? 🥹

Maximus @beardreaux.bsky.social · 3h

I get so excited about mundane electronics like high speed USB cables and elbow joints

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Maximus @beardreaux.bsky.social · 5h

Morning, Noon & Night in Woofia

Maximus @beardreaux.bsky.social · 5h

honestly doesn't sound far off from my husband haha 😝

Maximus @beardreaux.bsky.social · 5h

lol nice. mine always jokes about mixing and matching body parts between the two of us to make a hot fusion of both of us. his torso, my legs and ass, his balls, my dick, his body hair, loll 😝

Maximus @beardreaux.bsky.social · 5h

I may be tall but my torso is probably shorter than yours so if I was sitting next to you i would look shorter than you.
example: my husband is 3 inches shorter than me and when we sit next to each other he's 3 inches taller than me

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Maximus @beardreaux.bsky.social · 5h

☕🐻

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Tanky (Skunk Furry) 🦨 @skunkfurry.bsky.social · 23h

Life over 30: I made a lot of effort in bad posture and now my back hurts

Maximus @beardreaux.bsky.social · 1d

Life over 30: I stood up and now my ankle hurts for no apparent reason

Jason @jxsxpx.bsky.social · 1d

Life over 30: I slept poorly and now I've got mild body aches

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Maximus @beardreaux.bsky.social · 23h

omg this puzzle is wild! there is a unique daily solution for 7 years and then it repeats.

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Pup'nFresh @bearlysocial.bsky.social · 1d

Life over 30: I sneezed while sitting on the toilet and now my back is out

Maximus @beardreaux.bsky.social · 1d

Life over 30: I stood up and now my ankle hurts for no apparent reason

Jason @jxsxpx.bsky.social · 1d

Life over 30: I slept poorly and now I've got mild body aches

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Maximus @beardreaux.bsky.social · 1d

I'll get my chance soon enough haha! 😝 lately I've begun counting down the years til I'm the same age my husband was when we met - 44

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Renault or Bob @bobren.bsky.social · 1d

🥎ball!!!!
#pup

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Hedonist Bear @hedonistbear.bsky.social · 1d

Life over 30: I remembered something embarrassing from two decades ago and now I’m dwelling on it all day

Maximus @beardreaux.bsky.social · 1d

Life over 30: I stood up and now my ankle hurts for no apparent reason

Jason @jxsxpx.bsky.social · 1d

Life over 30: I slept poorly and now I've got mild body aches

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Maximus @beardreaux.bsky.social · 1d

I wouldn't have it any other way 😜🐽

Maximus @beardreaux.bsky.social · 1d

Life over 30: I stood up and now my ankle hurts for no apparent reason

Jason @jxsxpx.bsky.social · 1d

Life over 30: I slept poorly and now I've got mild body aches

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OrcBear @cavezero.bsky.social · 2d

It’s October but I really don’t have a scary spoopy version of OrcBear, but I do have a zonked out hypno version which is a little scary I guess.

An old one by @anothermeekone.bsky.social

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Maximus @beardreaux.bsky.social · 1d

rub my tummy and suck my tiddies

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Maximus @beardreaux.bsky.social · 3d

it was really nice! growing up our trips were always to Thibodaux. only ever went to NO for a couple of day trips. this was a fun experience. very different city compared to Jacksonville