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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner

@synthwhoa.bsky.social

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Big gay bullshit factory. Bluesky's #1 hat influencer. I write: https://appealingwords.wordpress.com/ I need money: https://ko-fi.com/synthwhoa

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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · Mar 27

What I can do:

Do you need someone to put words into nice sentences? Hit me up!

Do you need someone to make stuff in InDesign? I'm your guy!

Do you want someone to wear your hat and say something nice about your business? Look no further!

Do you want someone to take a picture? I can do it!

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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 5h

Compromise solution: You are only allowed to get one if it's by Bjork's tattoo artist.

Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 5h

Just Scream 6 and I'm gonna be real, after Scream 5 I am not optimistic.

Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 5h

I feel as though my ultimate ranking of the Scream films will be somewhat different from a lot of people.

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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 5h

Instead of Scream there should be a movie where Neve Campbell and Courtney Cox play lesbians who have a Vespa and tour around Europe.

Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 6h

That's the one!

Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 6h

The scene where the main character explains her backstory and family history made me incredibly angry.

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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 6h

Going through the Scream movies. Current impression of Scream (2022):

MY GOD STOP TALKING AND EXPLAINING THINGS JESUS FUCK

(I actually shouted that out loud.)

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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 7h

It's weird how much of straight culture involves resenting their partner.

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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 7h

And my awkward big crush only gets stronger.

Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 8h

If you're looking at theme park rides where you ride a log down a waterfall, you're flumescrolling.

Garr, Spooky Loadtank @hoebigcat.bsky.social · 8h

If you're looking for tasteful decor and furnishings, you're Roomscrolling.

Coretobearfest! 🎃 🌈 @thealmostbear.bsky.social · 13h

If you’re looking at weaving equipment and lots of yarn, it’s Loomscrolling

Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 8h

Okay but actually a Final Destination scene where there's a split screen, on one side someone using their smart devices, on the other an elaborate series of events where the server farm slowly gets destroyed, leading to the smart device getting locked on the danger setting.

Paul Haine @paulhaine.bsky.social · 14h

"AWS crash causes $2,000 Smart Beds to overheat" is something from a Final Destination pre-production brainstorming session www.dexerto.com/entertainmen...

AWS crash causes $2,000 Smart Beds to overheat and get stuck upright - Dexerto

The AWS outage caused chaos for owners of Eight Sleep’s Pod3 mattresses as they had no offline mode and were stuck at high temperatures.

www.dexerto.com

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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 9h

The kind you find in a Costco store.

Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 10h

Gets a fancy bidet: "Hell yeah, this rules."

Realizes he has to install the fancy bidet: "Fuckin' thing sucks what the fuck."

(We got the bidet on Sunday and it remains in the box in the hallway.)

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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 12h

As someone who lived in an area which had a ton of people move in from the Philippines, "replacement" was pretty cool. You got karaoke and fun snacks, they made neat festivals and basketball leagues, and the only downside is sometimes you can't understand Tagalog.

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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 12h

But someone should pick this up because you can PLAY AS THE BULL!

Rebekah Valentine @duckvalentine.bsky.social · 13h

i love @zackzwiezen.com reporting. this reminds me of something @matpiscatella.bsky.social told me once about how there's still like single digit numbers of copies of games like Chrono Cross or w/e sold regularly because some retailer finds them in a back room somewhere.

kotaku.com/unsold-ps2-g...

Nobody Wants This Old PS2 Game Located In A Delaware Walmart

For sale: PBR: Out of the Chute, never played

kotaku.com

Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 15h

Once I was showing a picture to my uncle and then he started scrolling and I had to find a way to stop him without being too suspicious. He got DANGEROUSLY close - like one swipe away close - to something I wouldn't want family to see.

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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 15h

Since this website doesn't allow pictures in DMs yet you will have to send me an alternate way if you REALLY want to see them.

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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 15h

It was this picture.

A bearded man in a black short-sleeved work shirt leaning on a window sill.

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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 16h

Updating the work website to include a picture where I look hot.

(Also, man I have too many pictures which are, uh, definitely not office appropriate.)

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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 16h

Should we make bets on how long it takes before someone loses it?

Guessing she'll break first though. They're not the kind of people who know how to handle pushback.

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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 1d

Maybe he thought I was hot since my car has a sticker that says "Send Woofs" on the back.

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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 1d

We had an entire conversation about how suspicious you were being, cop boy.

He was definitely out to give a ticket because he pulled someone else over not long after.

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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 1d

To the cop who was very obviously speed matching me as we crossed the Albert St. bridge, seemingly trying spook me into doing a crime.

You know everyone can see you're very obviously a cop, right? You were in a Dodge Charger with lights on the roof, you're not subtle.

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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 1d

36 was good for me! Hopefully it's even better for you!

Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner @synthwhoa.bsky.social · 1d

Did we need a flashing screen before Total Recall that said "THESE ARE ALL BAD THINGS. THIS IS A WARNING. THAT IS THE POINT."

TechCrunch @techcrunch.com · 3d

A new iPhone app, Endless Summer, uses AI to create photorealistic vacation photos starring you — no travel required

Too burned out to travel? This new app fakes your summer vacation photos for you | TechCrunch

A new iPhone app, Endless Summer, uses AI to create photorealistic vacation photos starring you — no travel required

techcrunch.com

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