Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner
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Big gay bullshit factory. Bluesky's #1 hat influencer.
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I need money: https://ko-fi.com/synthwhoa
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What I can do:
Do you need someone to put words into nice sentences? Hit me up!
Do you need someone to make stuff in InDesign? I'm your guy!
Do you want someone to wear your hat and say something nice about your business? Look no further!
Do you want someone to take a picture? I can do it!
Do you need someone to put words into nice sentences? Hit me up!
Do you need someone to make stuff in InDesign? I'm your guy!
Do you want someone to wear your hat and say something nice about your business? Look no further!
Do you want someone to take a picture? I can do it!
The problem with Stray, as a game, is that the cat is being genuinely helpful instead of a chaos goblin.
I love my little weirdo deeply. There is no fucking way she would get a stranger a knit poncho from a robot grandma.
I love my little weirdo deeply. There is no fucking way she would get a stranger a knit poncho from a robot grandma.
December 8, 2025 at 6:17 AM
The problem with Stray, as a game, is that the cat is being genuinely helpful instead of a chaos goblin.
I love my little weirdo deeply. There is no fucking way she would get a stranger a knit poncho from a robot grandma.
I love my little weirdo deeply. There is no fucking way she would get a stranger a knit poncho from a robot grandma.
My favorite thing about astrology is that it is completely inaccurate about me all the time.
December 8, 2025 at 2:51 AM
My favorite thing about astrology is that it is completely inaccurate about me all the time.
One Battle After Another is just Commando with a loser protagonist.
December 7, 2025 at 11:54 PM
One Battle After Another is just Commando with a loser protagonist.
Final Fantasy XVI sometimes has the vibe of a prestige TV show where sometimes you press buttons.
Which I kinda like, honestly.
Which I kinda like, honestly.
December 7, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Final Fantasy XVI sometimes has the vibe of a prestige TV show where sometimes you press buttons.
Which I kinda like, honestly.
Which I kinda like, honestly.
Listening to the Rolling Stone top albums list. So far:
Sombr - I Barely Know Her 👍
Skrillex - F*ck U Skrillex U think UR Andy Warhol but UR Not 😬
Demi Lovato - It's Not That Deep 👍👍👍
Lizzo - My Face Hurts From Smiling 👎👎👎
Chance the Rapper - Star Line 🤷
Lucy Dacus - Forever is a Feeling 👍👩❤️💋👩
Sombr - I Barely Know Her 👍
Skrillex - F*ck U Skrillex U think UR Andy Warhol but UR Not 😬
Demi Lovato - It's Not That Deep 👍👍👍
Lizzo - My Face Hurts From Smiling 👎👎👎
Chance the Rapper - Star Line 🤷
Lucy Dacus - Forever is a Feeling 👍👩❤️💋👩
December 7, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Listening to the Rolling Stone top albums list. So far:
Sombr - I Barely Know Her 👍
Skrillex - F*ck U Skrillex U think UR Andy Warhol but UR Not 😬
Demi Lovato - It's Not That Deep 👍👍👍
Lizzo - My Face Hurts From Smiling 👎👎👎
Chance the Rapper - Star Line 🤷
Lucy Dacus - Forever is a Feeling 👍👩❤️💋👩
Sombr - I Barely Know Her 👍
Skrillex - F*ck U Skrillex U think UR Andy Warhol but UR Not 😬
Demi Lovato - It's Not That Deep 👍👍👍
Lizzo - My Face Hurts From Smiling 👎👎👎
Chance the Rapper - Star Line 🤷
Lucy Dacus - Forever is a Feeling 👍👩❤️💋👩
The Leah Brahms episodes of TNG is some aggressively cringe TV.
December 7, 2025 at 4:32 AM
The Leah Brahms episodes of TNG is some aggressively cringe TV.
The best part of Oppenheimer was when I watched it in IMAX with a friend and he jumped when the a-bomb sound hit.
That is not happening on a phone. Even the world's best phone.
That is not happening on a phone. Even the world's best phone.
December 7, 2025 at 2:34 AM
The best part of Oppenheimer was when I watched it in IMAX with a friend and he jumped when the a-bomb sound hit.
That is not happening on a phone. Even the world's best phone.
That is not happening on a phone. Even the world's best phone.
One of those impossible scenarios where if you say no you're an asshole but if you say yes you are very unhappy.
December 6, 2025 at 8:04 PM
One of those impossible scenarios where if you say no you're an asshole but if you say yes you are very unhappy.
Hat watch 2025!
This one from Brandt is basic, but I like it!
This one from Brandt is basic, but I like it!
December 6, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Hat watch 2025!
This one from Brandt is basic, but I like it!
This one from Brandt is basic, but I like it!
Adam Sandler is weird because every few years he will make a movie where he goes "by the way, I can act, I just choose not to."
He will then discard that critical good will by quickly making the worst movie you've ever seen.
He will then discard that critical good will by quickly making the worst movie you've ever seen.
December 6, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Adam Sandler is weird because every few years he will make a movie where he goes "by the way, I can act, I just choose not to."
He will then discard that critical good will by quickly making the worst movie you've ever seen.
He will then discard that critical good will by quickly making the worst movie you've ever seen.
Thank God it's a work from home day before a weekend because I can just forget about someone who desperately needs to stay in her lane drifting wildly into my department's lane.
(She technically manages my department even though she has no actual expertise or ability in that aspect of the job.)
(She technically manages my department even though she has no actual expertise or ability in that aspect of the job.)
December 5, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Thank God it's a work from home day before a weekend because I can just forget about someone who desperately needs to stay in her lane drifting wildly into my department's lane.
(She technically manages my department even though she has no actual expertise or ability in that aspect of the job.)
(She technically manages my department even though she has no actual expertise or ability in that aspect of the job.)
I find myself lucky to have witnessed Garth Brooks' deeply insane Chris Gaines period.
I don't think you could explain it to the kids today.
I don't think you could explain it to the kids today.
December 5, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I find myself lucky to have witnessed Garth Brooks' deeply insane Chris Gaines period.
I don't think you could explain it to the kids today.
I don't think you could explain it to the kids today.
I should not be allowed on eBay.
(I bought a thing to scan 110 and then I bought other, dumber things.)
(I bought a thing to scan 110 and then I bought other, dumber things.)
December 5, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I should not be allowed on eBay.
(I bought a thing to scan 110 and then I bought other, dumber things.)
(I bought a thing to scan 110 and then I bought other, dumber things.)
I shot 110 and now I have to scan 110 and basically this was a mistake.
December 5, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I shot 110 and now I have to scan 110 and basically this was a mistake.
December 5, 2025 at 6:54 PM
"Oh hey, a fairly obscure thing has subtitles now!"
"Oh they used ChatGPT, fuck."
I don't think it's something that will EVER get a proper translation - the Letterboxd page doesn't even have a description - but fucking hell.
"Oh they used ChatGPT, fuck."
I don't think it's something that will EVER get a proper translation - the Letterboxd page doesn't even have a description - but fucking hell.
December 5, 2025 at 5:00 PM
"Oh hey, a fairly obscure thing has subtitles now!"
"Oh they used ChatGPT, fuck."
I don't think it's something that will EVER get a proper translation - the Letterboxd page doesn't even have a description - but fucking hell.
"Oh they used ChatGPT, fuck."
I don't think it's something that will EVER get a proper translation - the Letterboxd page doesn't even have a description - but fucking hell.
I just found out Michelle Pfeiffer was cast as a mom who does it all in a Christmas movie and why would you cast Michelle Pfeiffer in a mom role where she can't be hot and cunty and maybe attempt genocide.*
*Man, Maleficent: Mistress of Evil rocked.
*Man, Maleficent: Mistress of Evil rocked.
December 5, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I just found out Michelle Pfeiffer was cast as a mom who does it all in a Christmas movie and why would you cast Michelle Pfeiffer in a mom role where she can't be hot and cunty and maybe attempt genocide.*
*Man, Maleficent: Mistress of Evil rocked.
*Man, Maleficent: Mistress of Evil rocked.
"Tokyo Xanadu is finished, but Tokyo Xanadu EX+ is not."
No, fuck you Tokyo Xanadu. You've had your time. We are not doing more.
No, fuck you Tokyo Xanadu. You've had your time. We are not doing more.
December 5, 2025 at 6:08 AM
"Tokyo Xanadu is finished, but Tokyo Xanadu EX+ is not."
No, fuck you Tokyo Xanadu. You've had your time. We are not doing more.
No, fuck you Tokyo Xanadu. You've had your time. We are not doing more.
F1 is a weird movie because it's a two and a half hour movie where entire storylines were very obviously carved out with a chainsaw.
Pity the pit crew member who very obviously had a story arc that was very important to the original cut, to the point where she's really prominent in a ton of shots.
Pity the pit crew member who very obviously had a story arc that was very important to the original cut, to the point where she's really prominent in a ton of shots.
December 5, 2025 at 5:38 AM
F1 is a weird movie because it's a two and a half hour movie where entire storylines were very obviously carved out with a chainsaw.
Pity the pit crew member who very obviously had a story arc that was very important to the original cut, to the point where she's really prominent in a ton of shots.
Pity the pit crew member who very obviously had a story arc that was very important to the original cut, to the point where she's really prominent in a ton of shots.
"I should show my coworker a picture of my cat!"
*Ponders*
"I am not opening my camera roll in the office."
*Ponders*
"I am not opening my camera roll in the office."
December 4, 2025 at 8:16 PM
"I should show my coworker a picture of my cat!"
*Ponders*
"I am not opening my camera roll in the office."
*Ponders*
"I am not opening my camera roll in the office."
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Hi! I write queer urban fantasy + horror, weird nervous poetry, and academic work on medieval studies and 18thc gay bars.
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No queer community without trans liberation and a free Palestine.
My book on the 80s movie Labyrinth + queer culture is available for pre-order: ecwpress.com/products/its...
No queer community without trans liberation and a free Palestine.
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Labyrinth has captivated audiences for nearly 40 years. From David Bowie’s iconic goblin king to groundbreaking puppetry and music, it evolved from a box office flop to a beloved cult classic. In It’s...
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December 4, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Hi! I write queer urban fantasy + horror, weird nervous poetry, and academic work on medieval studies and 18thc gay bars.
My book on the 80s movie Labyrinth + queer culture is available for pre-order: ecwpress.com/products/its...
No queer community without trans liberation and a free Palestine.
My book on the 80s movie Labyrinth + queer culture is available for pre-order: ecwpress.com/products/its...
No queer community without trans liberation and a free Palestine.
So I go through the Rolling Stone and Pitchfork best albums of the year lists every year to see if there's anything good on them.
Which leads me to inform you that this Demi Lovato album bangs.
Which leads me to inform you that this Demi Lovato album bangs.
December 4, 2025 at 3:30 PM
So I go through the Rolling Stone and Pitchfork best albums of the year lists every year to see if there's anything good on them.
Which leads me to inform you that this Demi Lovato album bangs.
Which leads me to inform you that this Demi Lovato album bangs.
Two stupid things about this, out of many:
Nobody is going to change development plans based on a (likely to be short lived) rule change in exactly one market.
Station wagons would be more fuel efficient than SUVs if people wanted them, which they (sadly) do not.
Nobody is going to change development plans based on a (likely to be short lived) rule change in exactly one market.
Station wagons would be more fuel efficient than SUVs if people wanted them, which they (sadly) do not.
Sean Duffy on slashing fuel economy standards: "This rule will actually allow you to bring back the 1970s station wagon. Maybe a little wood paneling on the side. We can bring back choice to consumers."
December 4, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Two stupid things about this, out of many:
Nobody is going to change development plans based on a (likely to be short lived) rule change in exactly one market.
Station wagons would be more fuel efficient than SUVs if people wanted them, which they (sadly) do not.
Nobody is going to change development plans based on a (likely to be short lived) rule change in exactly one market.
Station wagons would be more fuel efficient than SUVs if people wanted them, which they (sadly) do not.
Remember when Wes Anderson films had acting in them, instead of rapid-fire-but-flat dialog?
Anyway, I didn't like The Phoenician Scheme. Which also seemed like it was framed for a wider aspect ratio because stuff was clipped at the edges in a way that didn't seem intentional.
Anyway, I didn't like The Phoenician Scheme. Which also seemed like it was framed for a wider aspect ratio because stuff was clipped at the edges in a way that didn't seem intentional.
December 4, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Remember when Wes Anderson films had acting in them, instead of rapid-fire-but-flat dialog?
Anyway, I didn't like The Phoenician Scheme. Which also seemed like it was framed for a wider aspect ratio because stuff was clipped at the edges in a way that didn't seem intentional.
Anyway, I didn't like The Phoenician Scheme. Which also seemed like it was framed for a wider aspect ratio because stuff was clipped at the edges in a way that didn't seem intentional.
Is there a "best of 2025" movies list that is good?
I'm not sure what the great films of last year are so sometimes "best of" lists are a good way to find stuff I missed.
I'm not sure what the great films of last year are so sometimes "best of" lists are a good way to find stuff I missed.
December 4, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Is there a "best of 2025" movies list that is good?
I'm not sure what the great films of last year are so sometimes "best of" lists are a good way to find stuff I missed.
I'm not sure what the great films of last year are so sometimes "best of" lists are a good way to find stuff I missed.