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Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner
@synthwhoa.bsky.social
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Big gay bullshit factory. Bluesky's #1 hat influencer.

I write: https://appealingwords.wordpress.com/
I need money: https://ko-fi.com/synthwhoa
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Tonight's look.
A bearded man in a velvet jacket and white shirt.
November 29, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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"I'm not that horny."

"Have you seen your toaster strudel today?"

"Oh."
A toaster strudel with a bite taken out of it. The icing looks like a dick and balls. Because it's toaster strudel icing it also looks a bit like cum.
November 27, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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Sometimes a business logo can teach you a lot about the owner of the business.
An extremely buff bull in big rubber boots. He is also wearing tiny briefs.
November 27, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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How broken am I that I saw this book for children and thought "oh wow a Goatse cover?"
A book called Wonder by R.J. Palacio. There is a silver space helmet and not a man holding his butt open as wide as possible.
November 27, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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Really, now?
Bearded man in a white and black flannel shirt. It's all messy though because he's on the couch all reclined.
November 25, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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Hat Watch 2025!

I have a weird job.

And a hat from an auction company!
A bearded man wearing a black and white hat that says "Steffes Auctioneers," a black hi-vis jacket. There is a massive box for a Christmas tree behind him that takes up the entire back of the car.
November 24, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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What did they do to Roger Moore!?
A DVD case for Live and Let Die. Roger Moore looks like he's been AI smoothed and distorted beyond recognition. His gun is blobby.
November 23, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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Okay what the fuck is going on with this chair?
A 1920s ad for a Buoyant easy chair. The ad copy reads: Man is but mortal. When you feel your mind slipping from conversation and the voices amid the others going a long way off, place the hand over the eyes as though to meditate more profoundly. Tell yourself just before going off that the mouth must be kept tight shut or you will be betrayed. On coming to again, avoid the mistake of looking round guiltily, and do not rush into the talk at random. Wait a moment. Find out where they have got to and then speak - naturally and firmly. These directions should be carefully observed by the one who is sitting in the Buoyant Chair. The others don't need them. They are not in the same danger. Buoyant easy chairs and setters. Most good furnishing houses sell Buoyant chairs. Prices from six guineas. Buoyant sales dept, the Buoyant upholstery co. Ltd.
November 23, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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Two of them
Two Canon Sure Shot Owl cameras. The one on the left has a rotary knob.
November 23, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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Soon...

#shittycamerachallenge
An older-style Canon Sure Shot Owl.
November 22, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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Yet another extremely subtle clue that I'm from Saskatchewan.
A bearded man leaning against a blue Hyundai wearing a Saskatchewan Roughriders 112th Grey Cup Champions shirt.
November 22, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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Probably fine.
An expiry date of December 2003.
November 22, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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Cue the bass drop.
A 3-pack of Rave 400 Colour Print Film.
November 22, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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WHY IS THIS TABLE SO BIG?
Tokyo Xanadu, with all of the characters sitting at an absurd table.
November 21, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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Wearing my John Grant shirt to the trade show setup so all the boys know I'm a ~homosexual~
Picture of a bearded man in a blue hat and a burgundy shirt that has "The Art of the Lie" written on it.
November 21, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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Hey, you, look at me.

Nobody is good at this. I don't know how to say what people need to hear.

But you're not alone, you've got at least one internet idiot who cares and thinks you can pull through and looked for a crow image to attach to a post to try to give something cool to show you.
Crow with a knit hat.
November 21, 2025 at 6:10 AM
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Laptop sticker conversation.
A Godzilla that is saying trans rights talking to a bear in a harness.
November 20, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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Finally: Lesbian cardinals.
Two cardinals on a painting. They're more brown.
November 20, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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The Bluesky experience.
A twunk in cat ears is standing in a vaguely horny way while a man (named man, apparently) thinks "whoa, this guy's huge!"
November 19, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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The replies did give us this beautiful interaction though.
Two Bluesky posts. One, by Jim R, reads: "I wouldn't say this for many people but you probably shouldn't be allowed to watch films." The reply, by Fake History Hunter, reads "I wouldn't say this for many people but you probably shouldn't be allowed to talk to other people."
November 19, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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Hat watch 2025!

Sent to me by a great friend, I think it's a great hat!
A bearded man in a garage with a brown hat that has "GW" on it.
November 17, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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We won the football and I gave a hot dude a high five so basically good day.
November 17, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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Signs that the Riders won in Regina.
November 17, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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Anyway now I'm in the garage listening to Coliseum.
A bearded man in a garage listening to Coliseum.
November 16, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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YVR always has something new.
An eggshell on a blue carpeted floor.
November 14, 2025 at 8:50 PM