Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner
@synthwhoa.bsky.social
Big gay bullshit factory. Bluesky's #1 hat influencer.
I write: https://appealingwords.wordpress.com/
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I write: https://appealingwords.wordpress.com/
I need money: https://ko-fi.com/synthwhoa
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What I can do:
Do you need someone to put words into nice sentences? Hit me up!
Do you need someone to make stuff in InDesign? I'm your guy!
Do you want someone to wear your hat and say something nice about your business? Look no further!
Do you want someone to take a picture? I can do it!
Do you need someone to put words into nice sentences? Hit me up!
Do you need someone to make stuff in InDesign? I'm your guy!
Do you want someone to wear your hat and say something nice about your business? Look no further!
Do you want someone to take a picture? I can do it!
Is the PS5 port of Valkyrie Profile Lenneth good? It is a port of a port after all.
And is Valkyrie Profile Elysium good?
And is this all worth $40 Canadian as a package?
And is Valkyrie Profile Elysium good?
And is this all worth $40 Canadian as a package?
November 29, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Is the PS5 port of Valkyrie Profile Lenneth good? It is a port of a port after all.
And is Valkyrie Profile Elysium good?
And is this all worth $40 Canadian as a package?
And is Valkyrie Profile Elysium good?
And is this all worth $40 Canadian as a package?
Tonight's look.
November 29, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Tonight's look.
Calling "not it" on a last-minute work thing because I cannot emotionally or physically handle it at the moment.
I normally like my job but this week has been a TEST.
I normally like my job but this week has been a TEST.
November 28, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Calling "not it" on a last-minute work thing because I cannot emotionally or physically handle it at the moment.
I normally like my job but this week has been a TEST.
I normally like my job but this week has been a TEST.
Lexx: The Nexxt Generation
I think if Canada wants to have a strong cultural identity we need to go back to doing what we're best at, making the weirdest fucking TV shows you've ever seen
November 28, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Lexx: The Nexxt Generation
"You've had more success getting media to our events than anyone in your position! We're going to now harass you about how to do this job."
I used to be media! I know the working patterns of media! That's why I get more media than you ever did! Sit down and be quiet, you're not helping!
I used to be media! I know the working patterns of media! That's why I get more media than you ever did! Sit down and be quiet, you're not helping!
November 27, 2025 at 3:35 PM
"You've had more success getting media to our events than anyone in your position! We're going to now harass you about how to do this job."
I used to be media! I know the working patterns of media! That's why I get more media than you ever did! Sit down and be quiet, you're not helping!
I used to be media! I know the working patterns of media! That's why I get more media than you ever did! Sit down and be quiet, you're not helping!
I've decided that instead of going to work at this precise moment I'm going to take a nap.
Note that I can actually do this because of Other Factors and as long as I can get there before an Unspecified Event it's fine.
Note that I can actually do this because of Other Factors and as long as I can get there before an Unspecified Event it's fine.
November 27, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I've decided that instead of going to work at this precise moment I'm going to take a nap.
Note that I can actually do this because of Other Factors and as long as I can get there before an Unspecified Event it's fine.
Note that I can actually do this because of Other Factors and as long as I can get there before an Unspecified Event it's fine.
The master tapes for "Listen Without Prejudice, Vol. II."
I'm going with either the Ark of the Covenant or a Betamax VCR.
November 27, 2025 at 2:23 PM
The master tapes for "Listen Without Prejudice, Vol. II."
"I'm not that horny."
"Have you seen your toaster strudel today?"
"Oh."
"Have you seen your toaster strudel today?"
"Oh."
November 27, 2025 at 1:55 AM
"I'm not that horny."
"Have you seen your toaster strudel today?"
"Oh."
"Have you seen your toaster strudel today?"
"Oh."
Sometimes a business logo can teach you a lot about the owner of the business.
November 27, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Sometimes a business logo can teach you a lot about the owner of the business.
How broken am I that I saw this book for children and thought "oh wow a Goatse cover?"
November 27, 2025 at 12:47 AM
How broken am I that I saw this book for children and thought "oh wow a Goatse cover?"
The antique store cat was found safe and sounds so, if nothing else, one good thing happened today.
November 27, 2025 at 12:42 AM
The antique store cat was found safe and sounds so, if nothing else, one good thing happened today.
There's a kid at this trade show with a certain build and demeanor and I feel like I'm the ghost of Christmas future.
"This will be you, kid! You're going to have a beard and a boyfriend! You're going to have an uncomfortable relationship with your rural upbringing! Still good taste in hats though"
"This will be you, kid! You're going to have a beard and a boyfriend! You're going to have an uncomfortable relationship with your rural upbringing! Still good taste in hats though"
November 26, 2025 at 9:48 PM
There's a kid at this trade show with a certain build and demeanor and I feel like I'm the ghost of Christmas future.
"This will be you, kid! You're going to have a beard and a boyfriend! You're going to have an uncomfortable relationship with your rural upbringing! Still good taste in hats though"
"This will be you, kid! You're going to have a beard and a boyfriend! You're going to have an uncomfortable relationship with your rural upbringing! Still good taste in hats though"
Reposted by Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner
literally the head of the actual factual catholic church
he can only be so cool! it's literally heresy to be too cool!!
he can only be so cool! it's literally heresy to be too cool!!
November 26, 2025 at 7:19 AM
literally the head of the actual factual catholic church
he can only be so cool! it's literally heresy to be too cool!!
he can only be so cool! it's literally heresy to be too cool!!
One great thing about being a man - especially one with a powerful beard - is that nobody is trying to sell me weird skincare products when I wander through a trade show.
November 26, 2025 at 5:13 PM
One great thing about being a man - especially one with a powerful beard - is that nobody is trying to sell me weird skincare products when I wander through a trade show.
Huge win for salmonella.
This is so soulless, I can't stand it. We have BRAINS. We can USE THEM.
November 25, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Huge win for salmonella.
"You're not the most... Approachable when it comes to him."
"But he shouldn't have approached me right then! I was working!"
"But he shouldn't have approached me right then! I was working!"
November 25, 2025 at 5:44 PM
"You're not the most... Approachable when it comes to him."
"But he shouldn't have approached me right then! I was working!"
"But he shouldn't have approached me right then! I was working!"
Somehow, Brett Ratner returned.
(Also, a Melania documentary? The "sexual assault to prominent Republican" pipeline remains strong.)
(Also, a Melania documentary? The "sexual assault to prominent Republican" pipeline remains strong.)
Next ‘Rush Hour’ Sequel From Brett Ratner Is Getting Distributed By Paramount deadline.com/2025/11/rush...
November 25, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Somehow, Brett Ratner returned.
(Also, a Melania documentary? The "sexual assault to prominent Republican" pipeline remains strong.)
(Also, a Melania documentary? The "sexual assault to prominent Republican" pipeline remains strong.)
Seen today: Delivery guy who somehow looks exactly like Alan Cummings.
Maybe he is Alan Cummings and is bringing people surprises in the mall.
Maybe he is Alan Cummings and is bringing people surprises in the mall.
November 25, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Seen today: Delivery guy who somehow looks exactly like Alan Cummings.
Maybe he is Alan Cummings and is bringing people surprises in the mall.
Maybe he is Alan Cummings and is bringing people surprises in the mall.
I've apparently only finished 18 games this year, which is lower than most years.
November 25, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I've apparently only finished 18 games this year, which is lower than most years.
Is the FFXVI DLC good?
November 25, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Is the FFXVI DLC good?
I think the best joke of The Naked Gun (2025) is the ponzi-scheme.com Arena.
And given the general quality of the jokes that's a strong statement.
And given the general quality of the jokes that's a strong statement.
November 25, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I think the best joke of The Naked Gun (2025) is the ponzi-scheme.com Arena.
And given the general quality of the jokes that's a strong statement.
And given the general quality of the jokes that's a strong statement.
Anyone else have upper management who undermines your department in order to make themselves look good?
November 25, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Anyone else have upper management who undermines your department in order to make themselves look good?
One thing these last few months have taught me is that I'm actually a really difficult person who hides it fairly well.
November 25, 2025 at 5:41 AM
One thing these last few months have taught me is that I'm actually a really difficult person who hides it fairly well.
Oh God mouth noises.
November 25, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Oh God mouth noises.
Hat Watch 2025!
I have a weird job.
And a hat from an auction company!
I have a weird job.
And a hat from an auction company!
November 24, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Hat Watch 2025!
I have a weird job.
And a hat from an auction company!
I have a weird job.
And a hat from an auction company!