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If you tolerate this your children will be next.
Fuck off, universe.

For a second I just thought people were sharing interesting facts about someone because the facts were interesting, and I follow an awful lot of autistic people, and that's a thing they might do.

Nope. That wasn't why.
December 15, 2025 at 8:17 AM
November 2, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Ants
July 19, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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January 25, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Is there an adult around here somewhere? Anywhere? CAN WE GET AN ADULT?
June 17, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Easiest ten bucks. They send me crisp dollar bills all the time to send their journals back completely empty.
June 10, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Angular.
April 24, 2025 at 6:41 AM
New baby curve-billed thrasher :)
April 23, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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Teach others.
February 24, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I started watching Ozark again. I don't know if I can endure it. Do none of these buildings have electricity!? Turn on the fucking lights! Why is everything blue? Is there constantly an eclipse?
February 24, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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El Capitan displays a massive American flag upside down—the traditional signal of distress or extreme emergency.
February 23, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Anyway. Eschscholzia californica.
February 24, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I give up on blacklisting. Which words can I whitelist in order to avoid politics?
February 8, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I started taking lampworking classes. Week one mostly exploded. Here's week two.
February 5, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I got a free sample of an expensive hair product :)

It's really good :(
February 5, 2025 at 8:04 AM
I hate this ad so much. Of course your clothes are "still fresh", lady. You've changed outfits every half hour all day.

I need to save up for ad-free streaming or something. Because let's not even start about the Charmin bears.

youtu.be/DjM3LWDEtcw
Downy Unstopables Still Fresh
YouTube video by Downy
youtu.be
December 26, 2024 at 6:43 AM
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Peacock Spider
Pfauenspinne
December 22, 2024 at 10:49 AM
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Merry Christmas! 🎅
Folgers Christmas Ad 2009 - Peter
YouTube video by MrRickmercer2001
www.youtube.com
December 25, 2024 at 4:58 AM
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Christmas in Ignace youtu.be/OQdwlTgh-Kk
Christmas in Ignace
YouTube video by Arrogant Worms - Topic
youtu.be
December 25, 2024 at 4:51 AM
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The Night Scrooge Saved Christmas youtu.be/Dt-L6BfpYrc
Scrooge Encounters A Cyborg From Christmas In 3050 | Netflix Is A Joke
YouTube video by Netflix Is A Joke
youtu.be
December 25, 2024 at 2:52 AM
I can't believe no one sent this to me until just now. Christmas was about to be ruined
youtu.be/XHwhKwJypE4
02 Ho Ho Ho It's Christmas Time
YouTube video by masteroftheclaw
youtu.be
December 25, 2024 at 4:31 AM
Got a new coffee table. Now I can't put my feet up. What's the normal, respectable length of time to keep a new table foot-free?
December 18, 2024 at 4:12 AM
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Look into my eyes! A Horned Grebe.
December 16, 2024 at 12:57 AM
Post your favourite tunnel

www.youtube.com/watch?v=OG8K...
Tunnel Of Lights - Chicago O'Hare International Airport
YouTube video by Twilight City Studios
www.youtube.com
December 16, 2024 at 4:16 AM