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Max 🚫👑🐸
@callmemax.bsky.social
Fed by day, Lover by night. Creature of vinyl records, old movies, vintage books, and G.I. Joe. Battle-scarred survivor of the DC nightlife, and can talk about it. Failure at dating apps. Consumer of beer, bourbon, and sticky buns.
Pinned
So…there’s a lot of downtime in the office. Let me do something constructive to pass the time.

How about a 🧵 of all the guest voices on The Simpsons:
“You’ll be visited by three spirits”

The three spirits:
November 25, 2025 at 4:19 PM
November 25, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Linda Ronstadt’s version of Dolly’s “I Will Always Love You” is so underrated ❤️
November 25, 2025 at 4:01 PM
We must hold all of these individuals accountable for their role in destroying our government institutions.

#resist

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November 24, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Halfway through the new Ken Burns documentary, and it infuriates me that we are living through the same tyranny in 2025.

#resist
November 24, 2025 at 7:15 PM
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
November 24, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I’ll believe it when I see it.
PUNCHBOWL: “.. GOP members messaged us over the weekend saying that they, too, are considering retiring in the middle of the term. Here’s one particularly exercised senior House Republican:

@punchbowlnews.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Have you ever seen the sun set at 3pm?
November 24, 2025 at 4:06 AM
November 23, 2025 at 9:29 PM
November 23, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Seated for “Blind Spot” (1947) 🍿

Frustrated writer Jeff Andrews his visits publisher Henry Small and is rebuffed. Later, the inebriated Jeff returns to Small's office only to discover the publisher murdered in a similar manner to a character in Jeff's unwritten book.

#filmsky #noirvember #FilmNoir
November 22, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Made it under the wire for #LetterboxdFriday

My #LastFourWatched was a mix of emotions.

#filmsky
November 22, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Seated for “Invitation to the Dance” (1956) 🍿

Gene Kelly stars in three vignettes told exclusively through mime and dance: "Circus," "Ring Around the Rosy," and "Sinbad the Sailor," which finds Sinbad in a world of cartoons, where he battle and dances with many colorful characters.

#filmsky
November 21, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Avoided the masses at the supermarket this weekend by getting all the vittles today 😅 🦃
November 21, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Can’t wait! 🍿

#filmsky
November 21, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Yes, you can say it.

Fuck Trump.

#resist
When Border Patrol showed up across Charlotte, parents and neighbors rushed to Berryhill to meet kids at the bus stop. They stood watch, linked arms, and made one thing clear: if the city gets targeted, its children will not face it alone.
This is what community looks like.💙
November 21, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Love this for him.
"The Barnes and Noble in York—where Fetterman was born and raised—had sold zero copies. The Barnes and Noble in Philadelphia had sold two copies. An independent store in Pittsburgh and an independent store in Philadelphia each told me they weren’t stocking Unfettered" defector.com/john-fetterm...
John Fetterman's Memoir Is As Low-Effort As His Senate Tenure | Defector
John Fetterman’s just-released memoir, Unfettered, argues that he’s turned a corner and has everything under control. Fetterman was a “stubborn asshole” (his words), he was clinically depressed, he wa...
defector.com
November 21, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Logging off the work computer and being out of the office until December 1.

Gobble gobble.
November 20, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Such an appropriate photo of these times.

#resist
President Trump walking past the flag at the Whitehouse which has fallen to the ground
November 18, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Seated for “Time Bandits” (1981) 🍿

Young Kevin is surprised when six dwarfs emerge from his closet one night with a map charting all of the holes in the fabric of time. Using it to steal treasures from different historical eras, they drop in on Napoleon, Robin Hood, and King Agamemnon.

#filmsky
November 17, 2025 at 9:35 PM