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Max 🚫👑🐸
@callmemax.bsky.social
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Fed by day, Lover by night. Creature of vinyl records, old movies, vintage books, and G.I. Joe. Battle-scarred survivor of the DC nightlife, and can talk about it. Failure at dating apps. Consumer of beer, bourbon, and sticky buns.
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Max 🚫👑🐸 @callmemax.bsky.social · Jun 27
So…there’s a lot of downtime in the office. Let me do something constructive to pass the time.

How about a 🧵 of all the guest voices on The Simpsons:
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Max 🚫👑🐸 @callmemax.bsky.social · 6h
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10:12pm: TORNADO WARNING until 10:30pm in southwest Prince George’s County. Tornado could be near Clinton, Fort Washington, Camp Springs, Oxon Hill, and Friendly. #cwgalert
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Max 🚫👑🐸 @callmemax.bsky.social · 14h
Seated for “The Big Street” (1942) 🍿

Kitchen porter Little Pinks holds a torch for brash Gloria, a gangster’s moll, who returns the feeling after he saves her dog's life. However, their relationship grows even closer after Gloria's jealous gangster boyfriend attacks her.

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Poster for “The Big Street”
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Max 🚫👑🐸 @callmemax.bsky.social · 15h
#NowPlaying Miles Davis All Stars “Walkin'” (1957; 2025 reissue)

#vinyl #vinylrecords #vinylcollection #vinylcollector #vinylcommunity #vinyladdict #vinylcollectionpost #vinilo #vinilos #milesdavis #compilation #jazz #sundayjazz #jazzsky #musicsky #vinylsky
A record album in a stand on a table with a plant behind it.
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Max 🚫👑🐸 @callmemax.bsky.social · 16h
Started the day off with a Sonny too. But Sonny’s Dream by Sonny Criss. A little bebop to kick things off.
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Max 🚫👑🐸 @callmemax.bsky.social · 17h
It’s #SundayJazz 🎷
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Max 🚫👑🐸 @callmemax.bsky.social · 18h
That lady is clearly drinking some kind of kool-aid.
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Max 🚫👑🐸 @callmemax.bsky.social · 18h
#NowPlaying The Sonny Criss Orchestra “Sonny's Dream (Birth Of The New Cool)” (1968; 2025 reissue)

#vinyl #vinylrecords #vinylcollection #vinylcollector #vinylcommunity #vinyladdict #vinylcollectionpost #vinilo #vinilos #sonnycriss #jazz #sundayjazz #jazzsky #musicsky #vinylsky
A record album in a stand on a table with a plant behind it.
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Max 🚫👑🐸 @callmemax.bsky.social · 1d
Seated for “Die! Die! My Darling! (1965) 🍿🎃

Patricia Carroll travels to London to marry her boyfriend. While there, she stops by to visit Mrs. Trefoile, the mother of her deceased ex-fiancé. When Mrs. Trefoile begins holding Patricia prisoner, she must find a way to escape.

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Poster for “Die! Die! My Darling!”
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Max 🚫👑🐸 @callmemax.bsky.social · 1d
October 18, 2025 will be in the history books moving forward 🚫👑

#NoKings #resist
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Max 🚫👑🐸 @callmemax.bsky.social · 1d
Omg I love him ❤️
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Max 🚫👑🐸 @callmemax.bsky.social · 1d
For a place like Lufkin, Texas, this is a pretty big crowd.

#NoKings #Resist
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Max 🚫👑🐸 @callmemax.bsky.social · 1d
I voted for Kodos.

#NoKings
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Max 🚫👑🐸 @callmemax.bsky.social · 1d
Oh my.
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SonicAlligator @sonicalligator.bsky.social · 1d
If you’re a Ring doorbell user and don’t already know the significant hazards of using that brand for your security and doorbell needs, please read this. Your data, your video, it’s not secure. It hasn’t been for ages, do you want it contributing to ICE gestapo?

www.theverge.com/news/801856/...
Amazon’s Ring now works with video surveillance company Flock
The partnership allows police agencies who use Flock software to request footage from Ring users in the Neighbors app.
www.theverge.com
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Max 🚫👑🐸 @callmemax.bsky.social · 1d
Fetch the bolt cutters with fur.
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Max 🚫👑🐸 @callmemax.bsky.social · 1d
#NoKings
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Max 🚫👑🐸 @callmemax.bsky.social · 2d
Seated for “The Fearless Vampire Killers” (1967) 🍿🎃

A vampire hunter and his bumbling assistant who are traveling across Transylvania witness an innkeeper's daughter whisked away by vampire Count von Krolock. They plot to rescue the girl and destroy their murderous host.

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Theatrical poster for “The Fearless Vampire Killers”
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Max 🚫👑🐸 @callmemax.bsky.social · 2d
This will help those soybean farmers 🙄
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BREAKING: Trump signs commutation releasing former U.S. Rep. George Santos from prison
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Max 🚫👑🐸 @callmemax.bsky.social · 2d
Fuck you.

#resist
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Noir Haunted Shack🕸♬🎞🦇 @noirbeachshack.bsky.social · 3d
14 days until Halloween
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Max 🚫👑🐸 @callmemax.bsky.social · 3d
Spike
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Max 🚫👑🐸 @callmemax.bsky.social · 3d
Seated for “Cat People” (1942) 🍿🎃

Irena Dubrovna, a Serbian immigrant in New York, fears she will transform into a panther due to an ancient curse if she becomes physically intimate with her husband, Oliver Reed.

#filmsky
Theatrical poster for “Cat People”
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LorennaCleary.bsky.social @lorennacleary.bsky.social · 4d
She gets all the flowers. I mean ALL of them. If we see her, we immediately have to give her flowers.
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Max 🚫👑🐸 @callmemax.bsky.social · 4d
It might $40B now.
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Max 🚫👑🐸 @callmemax.bsky.social · 4d
Seated for “Sugar Hill” (1974) 🍿🎃

Blaxploitation horror film where Diana "Sugar" Hill seeks revenge on the mobsters who murdered her boyfriend by enlisting the help of the voodoo spirit, Baron Samedi, to raise an army of zombies.

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Theatrical poster for “Sugar Hill”
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