🙀 Calamity Jess 🙀
@calamityjess.bsky.social
Gen X. She/Her. Old AF. Gamer. Knitter. Photographer. Wife. Mom. Nana. Blogger-ish.
Dragon Age/Mass Effect/FFXIV/Cozy Games
http://calamityjess.net
Dragon Age/Mass Effect/FFXIV/Cozy Games
http://calamityjess.net
Had to restart pocket camp because I forgot to save it when I changed phones last year. So here's my stuff again.
January 18, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Had to restart pocket camp because I forgot to save it when I changed phones last year. So here's my stuff again.
Next weekend is a 3 day for me I cannot wait. We get a paid day off for our birthday, mine is Saturday, so like MLK it is being observed on Monday. Eligible for vacation in March, might use it to try and restore order to this house. Haven't found my system yet.
January 11, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Next weekend is a 3 day for me I cannot wait. We get a paid day off for our birthday, mine is Saturday, so like MLK it is being observed on Monday. Eligible for vacation in March, might use it to try and restore order to this house. Haven't found my system yet.
How does one get over the "I'm at a desk 40 hours a week, don't want to sit at my super nice gaming setup at home" thing? Or is it just a Jess thing?
January 4, 2026 at 4:26 PM
How does one get over the "I'm at a desk 40 hours a week, don't want to sit at my super nice gaming setup at home" thing? Or is it just a Jess thing?
Still here. Trying to go to work, come home, and just...try to not lose all semblance of my mental health on things I cannot control. Happy New Year...or whatever.
January 3, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Still here. Trying to go to work, come home, and just...try to not lose all semblance of my mental health on things I cannot control. Happy New Year...or whatever.
Pennsylvania
Alaska
Washington (state)
Georgia
South Carolina
Alaska
Pennsylvania (current and last)
Yes I listed 2 of them twice, I've lived there twice.
Alaska
Washington (state)
Georgia
South Carolina
Alaska
Pennsylvania (current and last)
Yes I listed 2 of them twice, I've lived there twice.
Where have you actually lived? All across the lower US:
Alabama
Texas
California
Arizona
Alabama
Texas
California
Arizona
I’ve seen all your “where I’d live” maps but where have you actually already lived? Mine are:
New York
Pennsylvania
Maryland
Massachusetts
New Jersey
Hawaii
California
Oregon
New York
Pennsylvania
Maryland
Massachusetts
New Jersey
Hawaii
California
Oregon
December 31, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Pennsylvania
Alaska
Washington (state)
Georgia
South Carolina
Alaska
Pennsylvania (current and last)
Yes I listed 2 of them twice, I've lived there twice.
Alaska
Washington (state)
Georgia
South Carolina
Alaska
Pennsylvania (current and last)
Yes I listed 2 of them twice, I've lived there twice.
Apparently I'm learning to do foreign postage tomorrow. Weeee. I miss bids, I hate the holiday slowdown.
December 30, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Apparently I'm learning to do foreign postage tomorrow. Weeee. I miss bids, I hate the holiday slowdown.
Oh. It's going to be one of THOSE days at work today. Grrrrrreeeeeaaaaatttt
December 29, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Oh. It's going to be one of THOSE days at work today. Grrrrrreeeeeaaaaatttt
Petition to eliminate winter, and put late fall and early spring in its place. Cool comfortable temperatures, no bullshit ice and snow.
December 29, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Petition to eliminate winter, and put late fall and early spring in its place. Cool comfortable temperatures, no bullshit ice and snow.
Well, double damn me
December 29, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Well, double damn me
Training wheels are almost off. Starting now, all bids for contracts for the sheetfed presses are in my hands except for selecting them. I complete the paperwork, run the estimates and get the signatures. Once I have the appropriate accounts, I'll be submitting as well.
December 23, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Training wheels are almost off. Starting now, all bids for contracts for the sheetfed presses are in my hands except for selecting them. I complete the paperwork, run the estimates and get the signatures. Once I have the appropriate accounts, I'll be submitting as well.
🤣
Don’t never let these old folk try to moralize to you fam y’all have no idea how chaotically horny y’all’s parents were at 9pm on Mondays
December 19, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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Love it!
This story Carl Nassib told on RC's pod about coming out in the NFL cracked me up. His delivery is so good!
December 17, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Love it!
Reposted by 🙀 Calamity Jess 🙀
And since its #DragonAgeDay im also reposting this one! I'm not even sure if I ever actually posted the art before and not just the sticker lmao
#dragonageveilguard #lucanis #spite #myart
#dragonageveilguard #lucanis #spite #myart
December 4, 2025 at 4:14 PM
And since its #DragonAgeDay im also reposting this one! I'm not even sure if I ever actually posted the art before and not just the sticker lmao
#dragonageveilguard #lucanis #spite #myart
#dragonageveilguard #lucanis #spite #myart
Work from home day, IT guy isn't answering his phone so I'm clocked in but can't access my programs or files 🤦
December 2, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Work from home day, IT guy isn't answering his phone so I'm clocked in but can't access my programs or files 🤦
Dear Santa,
Please let my office go back to the Microsoft office suite. Google workspace is not the same.
Please let my office go back to the Microsoft office suite. Google workspace is not the same.
November 23, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Dear Santa,
Please let my office go back to the Microsoft office suite. Google workspace is not the same.
Please let my office go back to the Microsoft office suite. Google workspace is not the same.
I look like a dumbass at work with email fairly often. I don't use it at home, except for log ons. And Gmail is...ugh I just hate it. Combine those two things and yeah, I look like a dunce.
November 23, 2025 at 4:42 AM
I look like a dumbass at work with email fairly often. I don't use it at home, except for log ons. And Gmail is...ugh I just hate it. Combine those two things and yeah, I look like a dunce.
I just bought a pair of open ear headphones. I work in a place with a no earbuds policy. Cue malicious compliance.
November 22, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I just bought a pair of open ear headphones. I work in a place with a no earbuds policy. Cue malicious compliance.
HEY FRIEND?
YOUS IS DOING IT RIGHT.
IF YOUS IS LOOKING AT YOU LIFE AND THINKING “WHERE ME GO WRONG?”—YOUS DIDN’T. YOUS NOT BROKEN, YOUS NOT LATE, YOUS NOT FAILING.
YOUS HAVE BEEN SURVIVING AND ADAPTING. LIFE IS ACTUALLY SUPPOSED TA LOOK DIS MESSY.
YOUS DOING YOU BEST AND THUNK SEE DAT.
YOUS IS DOING IT RIGHT.
IF YOUS IS LOOKING AT YOU LIFE AND THINKING “WHERE ME GO WRONG?”—YOUS DIDN’T. YOUS NOT BROKEN, YOUS NOT LATE, YOUS NOT FAILING.
YOUS HAVE BEEN SURVIVING AND ADAPTING. LIFE IS ACTUALLY SUPPOSED TA LOOK DIS MESSY.
YOUS DOING YOU BEST AND THUNK SEE DAT.
November 19, 2025 at 3:07 PM
14 hours, and my computer demanded a break.
November 9, 2025 at 4:08 AM
14 hours, and my computer demanded a break.
I'm at 11 hours and losing steam
November 9, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I'm at 11 hours and losing steam
Time for Mass Effect
November 8, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Time for Mass Effect
Live with Ghost of Yotei!
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Extra Life Game Day 2025! Donate Below forkids at UPMC Children's Hospital
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November 8, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Live with Ghost of Yotei!
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It's game day! I'll be going live (game only no mic) in the next hour or so. Plenty of time left to donate and share
www.extra-life.org/participant/...
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Extra Life | Change Kids' Health, Change the Future
I'm raising funds with #EXTRALIFE for kids treated at my Children's Miracle Network Hospitals! I need your help to reach my fundraising goal. Please donate today to change kids' health.
www.extra-life.org
November 8, 2025 at 1:29 PM
It's game day! I'll be going live (game only no mic) in the next hour or so. Plenty of time left to donate and share
www.extra-life.org/participant/...
www.extra-life.org/participant/...
I do, in fact.
TOMORROW YOU WILL GRAB THE SUN WITH BOTH HANDS AND DEVOUR IT. FOR NOW DO YOU NEED TO CLEAN YOUR GLASSES?
November 7, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I do, in fact.
Oof I understand the concept of office politics now. And I no likey.
November 7, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Oof I understand the concept of office politics now. And I no likey.