🙀 Calamity Jess 🙀
@calamityjess.bsky.social
Gen X. She/Her. Old AF. Gamer. Knitter. Photographer. Wife. Mom. Nana. Blogger-ish.
Dragon Age/Mass Effect/FFXIV/Cozy Games
http://calamityjess.net
Dragon Age/Mass Effect/FFXIV/Cozy Games
http://calamityjess.net
Dear Santa,
Please let my office go back to the Microsoft office suite. Google workspace is not the same.
Please let my office go back to the Microsoft office suite. Google workspace is not the same.
November 23, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Dear Santa,
Please let my office go back to the Microsoft office suite. Google workspace is not the same.
Please let my office go back to the Microsoft office suite. Google workspace is not the same.
I look like a dumbass at work with email fairly often. I don't use it at home, except for log ons. And Gmail is...ugh I just hate it. Combine those two things and yeah, I look like a dunce.
November 23, 2025 at 4:42 AM
I look like a dumbass at work with email fairly often. I don't use it at home, except for log ons. And Gmail is...ugh I just hate it. Combine those two things and yeah, I look like a dunce.
I just bought a pair of open ear headphones. I work in a place with a no earbuds policy. Cue malicious compliance.
November 22, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I just bought a pair of open ear headphones. I work in a place with a no earbuds policy. Cue malicious compliance.
HEY FRIEND?
YOUS IS DOING IT RIGHT.
IF YOUS IS LOOKING AT YOU LIFE AND THINKING “WHERE ME GO WRONG?”—YOUS DIDN’T. YOUS NOT BROKEN, YOUS NOT LATE, YOUS NOT FAILING.
YOUS HAVE BEEN SURVIVING AND ADAPTING. LIFE IS ACTUALLY SUPPOSED TA LOOK DIS MESSY.
YOUS DOING YOU BEST AND THUNK SEE DAT.
YOUS IS DOING IT RIGHT.
IF YOUS IS LOOKING AT YOU LIFE AND THINKING “WHERE ME GO WRONG?”—YOUS DIDN’T. YOUS NOT BROKEN, YOUS NOT LATE, YOUS NOT FAILING.
YOUS HAVE BEEN SURVIVING AND ADAPTING. LIFE IS ACTUALLY SUPPOSED TA LOOK DIS MESSY.
YOUS DOING YOU BEST AND THUNK SEE DAT.
November 19, 2025 at 3:07 PM
14 hours, and my computer demanded a break.
November 9, 2025 at 4:08 AM
14 hours, and my computer demanded a break.
I'm at 11 hours and losing steam
November 9, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I'm at 11 hours and losing steam
Time for Mass Effect
November 8, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Time for Mass Effect
Live with Ghost of Yotei!
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Extra Life Game Day 2025! Donate Below forkids at UPMC Children's Hospital
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November 8, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Live with Ghost of Yotei!
Watch thecalamityjess with me on Twitch! www.twitch.tv/thecalamityj...
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It's game day! I'll be going live (game only no mic) in the next hour or so. Plenty of time left to donate and share
www.extra-life.org/participant/...
www.extra-life.org/participant/...
Extra Life | Change Kids' Health, Change the Future
I'm raising funds with #EXTRALIFE for kids treated at my Children's Miracle Network Hospitals! I need your help to reach my fundraising goal. Please donate today to change kids' health.
www.extra-life.org
November 8, 2025 at 1:29 PM
It's game day! I'll be going live (game only no mic) in the next hour or so. Plenty of time left to donate and share
www.extra-life.org/participant/...
www.extra-life.org/participant/...
I do, in fact.
TOMORROW YOU WILL GRAB THE SUN WITH BOTH HANDS AND DEVOUR IT. FOR NOW DO YOU NEED TO CLEAN YOUR GLASSES?
November 7, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I do, in fact.
Oof I understand the concept of office politics now. And I no likey.
November 7, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Oof I understand the concept of office politics now. And I no likey.
One week from tomorrow!
www.extra-life.org/participant/...
www.extra-life.org/participant/...
Extra Life | Change Kids' Health, Change the Future
I'm raising funds with #EXTRALIFE for kids treated at my Children's Miracle Network Hospitals! I need your help to reach my fundraising goal. Please donate today to change kids' health.
www.extra-life.org
October 31, 2025 at 11:07 PM
One week from tomorrow!
www.extra-life.org/participant/...
www.extra-life.org/participant/...
Sick kitten 2 weeks ago, sick doggo this week. Oy! Roxy had a fever of 106! Fever of unknown origin. She spent all day at the emergency clinic yesterday on a wet blankie with a fan in a kennel getting fluids and antibiotics .
October 28, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Sick kitten 2 weeks ago, sick doggo this week. Oy! Roxy had a fever of 106! Fever of unknown origin. She spent all day at the emergency clinic yesterday on a wet blankie with a fan in a kennel getting fluids and antibiotics .
Yay! I have a project to do between bids at work now. Let me tell you getting paid to do nothing sounds fun, but my God I hate being bored at work. Give me stuff to work on, I'll happily putter away.
October 17, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Yay! I have a project to do between bids at work now. Let me tell you getting paid to do nothing sounds fun, but my God I hate being bored at work. Give me stuff to work on, I'll happily putter away.
Still no cell service. This is day 3
October 6, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Still no cell service. This is day 3
I've been spending every spare minute playing Ghost of Yotei and I am HOOKED. It is effing amazing. I watched MrJess play it's predecessor multiple times and loved it, but this is next level.
October 5, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I've been spending every spare minute playing Ghost of Yotei and I am HOOKED. It is effing amazing. I watched MrJess play it's predecessor multiple times and loved it, but this is next level.
Signed up and ready to go! On Saturday November 8, I will commit to playing games for 24 hours fueled by caffeine and donations.
All donations go directly to UPMC Pittsburgh Children's Hospital.
If you can't donate, then share these posts.
www.extra-life.org/participant/...
All donations go directly to UPMC Pittsburgh Children's Hospital.
If you can't donate, then share these posts.
www.extra-life.org/participant/...
Extra Life | Change Kids' Health, Change the Future
I'm raising funds with #EXTRALIFE for kids treated at my Children's Miracle Network Hospitals! I need your help to reach my fundraising goal. Please donate today to change kids' health.
www.extra-life.org
October 4, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Signed up and ready to go! On Saturday November 8, I will commit to playing games for 24 hours fueled by caffeine and donations.
All donations go directly to UPMC Pittsburgh Children's Hospital.
If you can't donate, then share these posts.
www.extra-life.org/participant/...
All donations go directly to UPMC Pittsburgh Children's Hospital.
If you can't donate, then share these posts.
www.extra-life.org/participant/...
Any food that requires a spoon AND is lunchbox size, should come with a spoon. Like juice boxes. You don't pull out a juice box and go "well shit, I forgot my straw". No! They provide the straw!
October 2, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Any food that requires a spoon AND is lunchbox size, should come with a spoon. Like juice boxes. You don't pull out a juice box and go "well shit, I forgot my straw". No! They provide the straw!
Got bored and cleaned my office. You can tell dudes had it before me. The dust was atrocious.
September 30, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Got bored and cleaned my office. You can tell dudes had it before me. The dust was atrocious.
Best time for lunch? When you put together an estimate and hit cancel instead of save 🤬
September 30, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Best time for lunch? When you put together an estimate and hit cancel instead of save 🤬
Guys, I take my lunch to work, and I'm so not enjoying it. I need better lunch ideas than uncrustables, yogurt, snack. Give me all your easy to do, interesting and filling ideas I'm open!
September 28, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Guys, I take my lunch to work, and I'm so not enjoying it. I need better lunch ideas than uncrustables, yogurt, snack. Give me all your easy to do, interesting and filling ideas I'm open!
I Can finally say TGIF!
September 26, 2025 at 10:30 AM
I Can finally say TGIF!
Ok help! One part of my job is keeping me from grasping the whole thing. One part. And trying to learn it makes my brain just shut down completely. Like a wall goes up. And I don't know how to break through it. I'm desperate.
September 24, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Ok help! One part of my job is keeping me from grasping the whole thing. One part. And trying to learn it makes my brain just shut down completely. Like a wall goes up. And I don't know how to break through it. I'm desperate.
Slowwwww morning. Need entertainment.
September 24, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Slowwwww morning. Need entertainment.