Just saw a video of someone saying that in the pacific northwest it rains a lot but it doesn’t rain a lot and honest to god that’s the most accurate way to describe it
November 29, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Just saw a video of someone saying that in the pacific northwest it rains a lot but it doesn’t rain a lot and honest to god that’s the most accurate way to describe it
Time for a mashed potato snack
November 28, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Time for a mashed potato snack
2 mile run ✔️
Haven’t worked out in a few weeks because of a killer sinus infection that required two rounds of antibiotics so I’m not gonna lie, that 2 miles was pretty killer. But I did it.
Haven’t worked out in a few weeks because of a killer sinus infection that required two rounds of antibiotics so I’m not gonna lie, that 2 miles was pretty killer. But I did it.
November 28, 2025 at 3:53 PM
2 mile run ✔️
Haven’t worked out in a few weeks because of a killer sinus infection that required two rounds of antibiotics so I’m not gonna lie, that 2 miles was pretty killer. But I did it.
Haven’t worked out in a few weeks because of a killer sinus infection that required two rounds of antibiotics so I’m not gonna lie, that 2 miles was pretty killer. But I did it.
Kid made me turn up the volume for Huntr/x
November 27, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Kid made me turn up the volume for Huntr/x
Managed to get the 6abc Dunkin’ Donuts parade on tv and it really is something else
November 27, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Managed to get the 6abc Dunkin’ Donuts parade on tv and it really is something else
Going to work today and tomorrow is so stupid
November 24, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Going to work today and tomorrow is so stupid
I’m gonna say goodbye to the pies
with charity and goodwill, i must here part ways with rolls.
November 24, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I’m gonna say goodbye to the pies
Child just had the audacity to say to me, “I don’t like the apples” as he was putting the last slice I had given him into his mouth
November 24, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Child just had the audacity to say to me, “I don’t like the apples” as he was putting the last slice I had given him into his mouth
If you have anything in your bio about how you use AI I’m immediately blocking you
November 23, 2025 at 1:58 PM
If you have anything in your bio about how you use AI I’m immediately blocking you
Told the boys to pick ten candies from their Halloween stash to hang on to so we can get rid of the rest. One of them picked ten different things, the other picked 10 kit-kats
November 22, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Told the boys to pick ten candies from their Halloween stash to hang on to so we can get rid of the rest. One of them picked ten different things, the other picked 10 kit-kats
Timeline is absolutely cursed this morning
November 22, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Timeline is absolutely cursed this morning
Reposted by juliecharlie
🧵 We are, in fact, doing the thing again for @onesimplewish.bsky.social. In 2024, the kind people of this community put the money cannon on blast to help grant $75K in wishes for children in foster care. Toys, tech, a suit for job interviews. Here we go again! 👇
www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...
www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...
November 21, 2025 at 4:54 PM
🧵 We are, in fact, doing the thing again for @onesimplewish.bsky.social. In 2024, the kind people of this community put the money cannon on blast to help grant $75K in wishes for children in foster care. Toys, tech, a suit for job interviews. Here we go again! 👇
www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...
www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...
Went to Costco today and they had turkeys for 99¢ a pound
November 21, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Went to Costco today and they had turkeys for 99¢ a pound
Just watched an influencer add egg nog to a dr. pepper
November 21, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Just watched an influencer add egg nog to a dr. pepper
Just left parent-teacher conferences and as expected our kids are pretty much star students. It was reported that they both are sweet, smart, funny, hard-working, good participants, responsible community members, and kind friends. Proud of these guys 💙💙
November 21, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Just left parent-teacher conferences and as expected our kids are pretty much star students. It was reported that they both are sweet, smart, funny, hard-working, good participants, responsible community members, and kind friends. Proud of these guys 💙💙
Kid just walked in on me using a Neti pot
November 20, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Kid just walked in on me using a Neti pot
“If I saw Donald Trump I’d say the f word”
Im dying
Im dying
November 19, 2025 at 3:05 PM
“If I saw Donald Trump I’d say the f word”
Im dying
Im dying
I have blown my nose about 500 times already this morning and I just don’t understand where all this snot is coming from. How is all of this coming out of my head
November 19, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I have blown my nose about 500 times already this morning and I just don’t understand where all this snot is coming from. How is all of this coming out of my head
Just spent a solid ten minutes listening to my kid make fart noises with his armpit
November 18, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Just spent a solid ten minutes listening to my kid make fart noises with his armpit
“WHY did you DROP out of YALE?”
what’s your favorite line delivery
November 17, 2025 at 1:26 PM
“WHY did you DROP out of YALE?”
The kids’ school being Spanish Immersion is great until they need help with math homework and not only do I have to figure out how the hell to do the math the way they want it done, I also have to translate it first
November 16, 2025 at 9:56 PM
The kids’ school being Spanish Immersion is great until they need help with math homework and not only do I have to figure out how the hell to do the math the way they want it done, I also have to translate it first
Can you lock Apple Watch settings? Kid wears one to see his blood sugar numbers but I swear to god he moves his wrist the wrong way and suddenly the watch face is a different color, it’s speaking our loud, and the numerals are no longer Arabic ones. How does this stop?
November 16, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Can you lock Apple Watch settings? Kid wears one to see his blood sugar numbers but I swear to god he moves his wrist the wrong way and suddenly the watch face is a different color, it’s speaking our loud, and the numerals are no longer Arabic ones. How does this stop?