Maria Calamity 🔞
@calamite4.bsky.social
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She/her 🏳️⚧️
Sh*tposts about my WoL and occasionally posts lore and reposts porn lol
Permanently possessed by husbando (Butch Wife) brainrot (sowwy :3c)
#ffxiv I #wolqotdans I #Gpose I #Lore I #OCAU
She/her 🏳️⚧️
Sh*tposts about my WoL and occasionally posts lore and reposts porn lol
Permanently possessed by husbando (Butch Wife) brainrot (sowwy :3c)
#ffxiv I #wolqotdans I #Gpose I #Lore I #OCAU
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Just a monthly trial that no sister can avoid. 🩸
January 28, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Just a monthly trial that no sister can avoid. 🩸
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my adult advice today is that a lot of grown ass people need to learn that a conversation involves listening to the other people speaking and ingesting their information before responding. it is not just waiting for your turn to speak. and the sooner you realize youre doing it the better
January 28, 2026 at 7:43 PM
my adult advice today is that a lot of grown ass people need to learn that a conversation involves listening to the other people speaking and ingesting their information before responding. it is not just waiting for your turn to speak. and the sooner you realize youre doing it the better
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January 27, 2026 at 1:58 PM
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She definitely prefers to cover up the scars on her arms as they are a glaring reminder of her life as Lolorito’s mercenary & the torture she went through.
However, with Aymeric’s help, she’s able to see past the shame & uncover them at times when he’s with her.
#lumeriaart #ffxivart
However, with Aymeric’s help, she’s able to see past the shame & uncover them at times when he’s with her.
#lumeriaart #ffxivart
January 28, 2026 at 7:02 AM
She definitely prefers to cover up the scars on her arms as they are a glaring reminder of her life as Lolorito’s mercenary & the torture she went through.
However, with Aymeric’s help, she’s able to see past the shame & uncover them at times when he’s with her.
#lumeriaart #ffxivart
However, with Aymeric’s help, she’s able to see past the shame & uncover them at times when he’s with her.
#lumeriaart #ffxivart
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if you've ever felt that sense of how you still feel the same at 23 as you did at 18 -- you'll still feel this at 30+ at times, too. feeling like an overgrown child sometimes is just a part of life
If you’re over 30, quote this with some life advice 🤌🏼
January 28, 2026 at 7:14 AM
if you've ever felt that sense of how you still feel the same at 23 as you did at 18 -- you'll still feel this at 30+ at times, too. feeling like an overgrown child sometimes is just a part of life
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Do not separate art vs artist and stop supporting pieces of shit only because you can enjoy what they create. FUCK THEM!
Support queer artists
Support disabled artists
Support non white artists
SUPPORT NON FASCIST ARTISTS
Support queer artists
Support disabled artists
Support non white artists
SUPPORT NON FASCIST ARTISTS
January 28, 2026 at 9:32 AM
Do not separate art vs artist and stop supporting pieces of shit only because you can enjoy what they create. FUCK THEM!
Support queer artists
Support disabled artists
Support non white artists
SUPPORT NON FASCIST ARTISTS
Support queer artists
Support disabled artists
Support non white artists
SUPPORT NON FASCIST ARTISTS
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G'raha Tia: First, I want to visit Ishgard with you. Properly.
January 28, 2026 at 9:10 AM
G'raha Tia: First, I want to visit Ishgard with you. Properly.
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My bf ominously requested a photo of Caspian shirtless and giving a thumbs up
January 28, 2026 at 5:44 AM
My bf ominously requested a photo of Caspian shirtless and giving a thumbs up
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I like to think ordering my father's death and thus endorsing a coup alongside a regicide and patricide all at once is also up there.
Aymeric lifting a fully armoured Estinien like he weighs nothing is one of the sexiest things he's done.
January 28, 2026 at 2:46 AM
I like to think ordering my father's death and thus endorsing a coup alongside a regicide and patricide all at once is also up there.
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is everyone just a fucking moron now
January 27, 2026 at 7:00 PM
is everyone just a fucking moron now
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Estinien's trust dialogue hunting you for sport
January 28, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Estinien's trust dialogue hunting you for sport
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no one wants to tell you this, but free companies aren't real. they don't exist. every free company is a single player operating submarines for profit and nothing else
January 27, 2026 at 8:51 PM
no one wants to tell you this, but free companies aren't real. they don't exist. every free company is a single player operating submarines for profit and nothing else
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more beach doodles. i keep drawing these bc i am sick of winter
January 28, 2026 at 1:07 AM
more beach doodles. i keep drawing these bc i am sick of winter
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Dear Lahabrea:
Do NOT come to the Thirteenth. I’ve caused an absolute dogshit calamity.
Just completely fucked it up.
I’m so sorry —
Igeyorhm
Do NOT come to the Thirteenth. I’ve caused an absolute dogshit calamity.
Just completely fucked it up.
I’m so sorry —
Igeyorhm
January 27, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Dear Lahabrea:
Do NOT come to the Thirteenth. I’ve caused an absolute dogshit calamity.
Just completely fucked it up.
I’m so sorry —
Igeyorhm
Do NOT come to the Thirteenth. I’ve caused an absolute dogshit calamity.
Just completely fucked it up.
I’m so sorry —
Igeyorhm
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the power of love and friendship and togetherness is only lame if you're hateful and lonely and constipated and I will die on this hill
January 28, 2026 at 2:27 AM
the power of love and friendship and togetherness is only lame if you're hateful and lonely and constipated and I will die on this hill
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i love reducing him to simple shapes ! ! 🗣️
#khueposting
#khueposting
January 26, 2026 at 9:24 PM
i love reducing him to simple shapes ! ! 🗣️
#khueposting
#khueposting
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wait no im just put the t4t grahawol in the same post i cant keep bein so messy
January 27, 2026 at 10:27 AM
wait no im just put the t4t grahawol in the same post i cant keep bein so messy
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!["Nothing better than a glass of #RedWine... [wine emoji] Except maybe #Men [Grinning emoji] #Yep #ImGay [Rainbow Emoji]"
Below is a edited in picture of Emet Selch from Final Fantasy 14 and a picture of a rainbow colored liquid spilling out of a wine glass](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:kfzfoynxukqv34mthmkd3jo5/bafkreidfidi3mw66wr3vlyjdywhwsemwftljnxxtr75jmhqfspnnxcfs6e@jpeg)
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January 26, 2026 at 11:24 PM
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If you follow me and you're not a primary ffxiv account or I do not recognize any shared followers then I'm sorry, but I'm blocking you 💕
Also if you follow like 2.1k people, I'm blocking
Until they give me a remove follower button (please I'm begging)
Also if you follow like 2.1k people, I'm blocking
Until they give me a remove follower button (please I'm begging)
January 27, 2026 at 4:16 AM
If you follow me and you're not a primary ffxiv account or I do not recognize any shared followers then I'm sorry, but I'm blocking you 💕
Also if you follow like 2.1k people, I'm blocking
Until they give me a remove follower button (please I'm begging)
Also if you follow like 2.1k people, I'm blocking
Until they give me a remove follower button (please I'm begging)