Tony Starch
@cakebawse.blacksky.app
Gently Used Baby Mama. Thicc Adjacent. The Daddy Whisperer. I heard there were snacks here.
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Managed to get in a 2 mile walk and shoulder workout before my 7:30am meeting
November 10, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Managed to get in a 2 mile walk and shoulder workout before my 7:30am meeting
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Some basic math for slow folks:
Senate: 53-47 GOP
House: 218-215 GOP
White House: GOP
SCOTUS: 6-3 GOP
Senate: 53-47 GOP
House: 218-215 GOP
White House: GOP
SCOTUS: 6-3 GOP
January 28, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Some basic math for slow folks:
Senate: 53-47 GOP
House: 218-215 GOP
White House: GOP
SCOTUS: 6-3 GOP
Senate: 53-47 GOP
House: 218-215 GOP
White House: GOP
SCOTUS: 6-3 GOP
I ate crazy all weekend 😩
November 10, 2025 at 12:52 PM
I ate crazy all weekend 😩
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Every few weeks we gotta make posts like this”call your dem reps to tell them to not vote to allow Lord Killdude to shove people into a volcano” and then the dem reps go “we’ve made an amazing deal where Lord Killdude can have his volcano so long as he promises not to shove people into it”
November 10, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Every few weeks we gotta make posts like this”call your dem reps to tell them to not vote to allow Lord Killdude to shove people into a volcano” and then the dem reps go “we’ve made an amazing deal where Lord Killdude can have his volcano so long as he promises not to shove people into it”
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Just remembered I have a 7:30am meeting tomorrow
November 10, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Just remembered I have a 7:30am meeting tomorrow
My begonia is getting unruly. Should I chop her or give her taller stakes and let her keep growing?
November 9, 2025 at 11:56 PM
My begonia is getting unruly. Should I chop her or give her taller stakes and let her keep growing?
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A reminder that no matter how much white people try to pretend and convince you otherwise, they make up the vast majority of welfare and government assistance.
So fuck this bullshit comic
So fuck this bullshit comic
November 9, 2025 at 5:32 PM
A reminder that no matter how much white people try to pretend and convince you otherwise, they make up the vast majority of welfare and government assistance.
So fuck this bullshit comic
So fuck this bullshit comic
Cervical vertigo had me down bad today. Still struggling a little tbh
November 7, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Cervical vertigo had me down bad today. Still struggling a little tbh
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Check this out fellas:
1. Drink more water & don’t eat so much red meat. Eat more fruit. Pineapples are great.
2. Don’t ignore your hips when you workout. Hip bridges, squats and fire hydrants.
3. Kegels gotdammin. Do some kegels!
1. Drink more water & don’t eat so much red meat. Eat more fruit. Pineapples are great.
2. Don’t ignore your hips when you workout. Hip bridges, squats and fire hydrants.
3. Kegels gotdammin. Do some kegels!
I had a dick appointment last week for the first time in over a year. Thought I was finally getting my back broke. Nope. This man dick didnt work, he thought me wanting him to take control meant ignoring me when I said to stop doing something, and his [premature] nut was miniscule & smelled of fish.
November 6, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Check this out fellas:
1. Drink more water & don’t eat so much red meat. Eat more fruit. Pineapples are great.
2. Don’t ignore your hips when you workout. Hip bridges, squats and fire hydrants.
3. Kegels gotdammin. Do some kegels!
1. Drink more water & don’t eat so much red meat. Eat more fruit. Pineapples are great.
2. Don’t ignore your hips when you workout. Hip bridges, squats and fire hydrants.
3. Kegels gotdammin. Do some kegels!
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We been here for years (1828).
November 6, 2025 at 7:49 PM
We been here for years (1828).
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I couldn’t agree more.
Teachers are gatekeepers to education and progress.
You can convince me to give them $75k + increase tax write-offs for supplies.
Oh, I’d also hire more teachers, add to the school infrastructure with community centers and free food for kids to chill at after school.
Teachers are gatekeepers to education and progress.
You can convince me to give them $75k + increase tax write-offs for supplies.
Oh, I’d also hire more teachers, add to the school infrastructure with community centers and free food for kids to chill at after school.
I want a 75K minimum wage for teachers nationwide. Make it happen
November 6, 2025 at 9:26 AM
I couldn’t agree more.
Teachers are gatekeepers to education and progress.
You can convince me to give them $75k + increase tax write-offs for supplies.
Oh, I’d also hire more teachers, add to the school infrastructure with community centers and free food for kids to chill at after school.
Teachers are gatekeepers to education and progress.
You can convince me to give them $75k + increase tax write-offs for supplies.
Oh, I’d also hire more teachers, add to the school infrastructure with community centers and free food for kids to chill at after school.
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Mamdani got a humanities degree.
His win helps to illustrate that one of the central forces driving higher ed’s dissolution of the humanities is the fear that teaching people how power works can also lead to their interest in seizing it on behalf of the less powerful.
His win helps to illustrate that one of the central forces driving higher ed’s dissolution of the humanities is the fear that teaching people how power works can also lead to their interest in seizing it on behalf of the less powerful.
November 5, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Mamdani got a humanities degree.
His win helps to illustrate that one of the central forces driving higher ed’s dissolution of the humanities is the fear that teaching people how power works can also lead to their interest in seizing it on behalf of the less powerful.
His win helps to illustrate that one of the central forces driving higher ed’s dissolution of the humanities is the fear that teaching people how power works can also lead to their interest in seizing it on behalf of the less powerful.
Supposed to go into the office but I have a shit-ton of work to do and I'm more productive at home. They will deal
November 6, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Supposed to go into the office but I have a shit-ton of work to do and I'm more productive at home. They will deal
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Yessssssssssssss!!
Mama I'm finna be on the tizzube! My Comedy Special releases
Nov. 18 for rental and purchase!
Cerrome Russell: Son of Sumter
Nov. 18 for rental and purchase!
Cerrome Russell: Son of Sumter
November 6, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Yessssssssssssss!!
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Mama I'm finna be on the tizzube! My Comedy Special releases
Nov. 18 for rental and purchase!
Cerrome Russell: Son of Sumter
Nov. 18 for rental and purchase!
Cerrome Russell: Son of Sumter
November 5, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Mama I'm finna be on the tizzube! My Comedy Special releases
Nov. 18 for rental and purchase!
Cerrome Russell: Son of Sumter
Nov. 18 for rental and purchase!
Cerrome Russell: Son of Sumter
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I miss looking forward to someone
November 5, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I miss looking forward to someone
THANK YOU!
Thanks to all who caught the post & participated in the mid week check in’s 💛
November 6, 2025 at 1:55 AM
THANK YOU!
😭😭😭
“YALL, STOP!” 🗣️💀😂
The fact that they ain’t crying or snitching tells me everything I need to know 😅😭😭🤧
The fact that they ain’t crying or snitching tells me everything I need to know 😅😭😭🤧
November 6, 2025 at 1:38 AM
😭😭😭
Stretched this morning after falling off the past week and my body already feels better
November 5, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Stretched this morning after falling off the past week and my body already feels better
Send the talkers my way
I don’t wanna be talked through it. I honestly just want you to moan and enjoy yourself the same way I am. Talking is unnecessary frfr. Just cuss, moan, groan, grunt and stroke to you release everything you have inside of me
November 4, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Send the talkers my way
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folks with 6 teeth keep siding with folks with 8 yachts and that’s why we in this economic hell hole
November 4, 2025 at 1:51 AM
folks with 6 teeth keep siding with folks with 8 yachts and that’s why we in this economic hell hole
Half of my friends are Aquarius women. Love y'all zown
Me, an Aquarius, seeing y’all constantly say y’all hate us
November 4, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Half of my friends are Aquarius women. Love y'all zown
This man is fine but he's also Sagittarius from Chicago so points deducted
November 4, 2025 at 2:54 AM
This man is fine but he's also Sagittarius from Chicago so points deducted