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Caio Reidt
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🇧🇷🇺🇸 Software Development, Automobilism and games

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One of the joys of life is making an API request and getting JSON back.

I don’t know how to explain it.
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happy cloudflare outage day to all who celebrate
November 18, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Comecei a receber vaga do Brasil paralelo… me deixa longe
September 25, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Acabei de descobrir o nginx unit. Nunca tinha ouvido falar wtf
September 23, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Fui tentar mexer com os nodes do elixir pra rinha e acabou que passei o dia inteiro apanhando igual um desgraçado

Hora de desistir
July 31, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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A brief history of computer science
July 9, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Queria usar php pra rinha de backend mas o hyperf tá travadasso no 8.1. Pelo jeito vou dar uma chance pro franken agora
July 2, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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June 17, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Que saudade de fazer umas idiotice dessa na aula de informática
June 8, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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Vibe Coding está para desenvolvimento de software assim como Lego está para Engenharia.
June 7, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Não quero instalar WSL no meu computador de novo :(
June 4, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Tinha tentado fazer um cursinho do codecrafters ano passado e dropei. Fiquei com vontade de fazer de novo agora e quem disse que eu lembrava que era no code crafters
June 4, 2025 at 4:57 PM
June 4, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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E se eu fizer uma maquete, chamar de studio reborn, será que eu consigo alugar por 4k em SP?
June 1, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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recordata de hypes que prometeram revoluções

- no code/ low code
- comando de voz em geral | alexa
- nft / cryptocurr / blockchain
- 3d printing
- metaverse
- web3 / cloud
May 30, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Hoje já tô prontinho pra pular no meio da rodovia
May 28, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Tava mo felizinho hoje de manhã. Agora tá vindo tudo abaixo
May 27, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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you used to have “money” and “investments.” no more. now you log into cashfloop and check your glurgs. slurp juices are in your face and your apes are gone. every time there’s a surge on clibtik your wife leaves you again. you’re cooking hot dogs in your cybertruck and you’ve never been more online
Think of it this way. We grew up and we opened bank accounts and wrote checks. No more.

You direct deposit into Robin Hood or Coinbase and a few other apps. Crypto is in your face all day and you check your emoters every time you get a notification about a price move and the news behind it
May 27, 2025 at 6:08 AM
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it's rare for something to be built single-handedly because most people have more than one hand
May 27, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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I followed a strange glowing orb out into a field and it asked me if I had any good games on my phone
May 26, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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Falam que maconheiro não trabalha, mas a única coisa aberta e funcional a essa hora no meu bairro é tabacaria e barraquinha de comida.
May 25, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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AS400 hit different when you've been browsing websites using a gig of RAM
current year: 2025. software from the 80s still used in production.
May 24, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Serious Chiquinha vibes
May 23, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Bando de francês desgraçado (terminei expedition 33)
May 23, 2025 at 12:49 AM
No contexto de xingando os gringos que falam que inventaram o avião:

“Com estilingue até merda voa”
May 22, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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this would work on me
May 21, 2025 at 8:40 PM